Nicholas Kaufmann
@nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social
Bestselling author of 100 FATHOMS BELOW, THE HUNGRY EARTH, THE MIND WORMS and more!
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Just a reminder this Groundhog Day that Staten Island Chuck's track record for accuracy is much, much better than Punxsutawney Phil's!
February 2, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Just a reminder this Groundhog Day that Staten Island Chuck's track record for accuracy is much, much better than Punxsutawney Phil's!
On tonight's episode of MIDSOMER MURDERS, the neighborhood of Lower Warren is shown to be working class by giving everyone rough country accents and putting garbage all over the streets!
February 2, 2026 at 2:15 AM
On tonight's episode of MIDSOMER MURDERS, the neighborhood of Lower Warren is shown to be working class by giving everyone rough country accents and putting garbage all over the streets!
Because nobody wants to perform there anymore. Everything Trump touches turns to shit.
Trump: "I have determined that the fastest way to bring The Trump Kennedy Center to the highest level of Success, Beauty, and Grandeur, is to cease Entertainment Operations for an approximately two year period of time, with a scheduled Grand Reopening that will rival and surpass anything."
February 1, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Because nobody wants to perform there anymore. Everything Trump touches turns to shit.
If you suffer from IBS, I'd love to hear your coping mechanisms and suggestions. You can leave a comment here or, if you'd rather, you can message me privately.
February 1, 2026 at 6:02 PM
If you suffer from IBS, I'd love to hear your coping mechanisms and suggestions. You can leave a comment here or, if you'd rather, you can message me privately.
In my opinion, American voters made an enormous mistake in 2024, one that resulted in the absolute worst people being elevated into positions of authority.
Bovino Is Said to Have Mocked Prosecutor’s Jewish Faith on Call With Lawyers
www.nytimes.com
February 1, 2026 at 3:00 PM
In my opinion, American voters made an enormous mistake in 2024, one that resulted in the absolute worst people being elevated into positions of authority.
My birthday month starts today! I will be accepting gifts (cash) and well wishes (cash) through the 28th!
February 1, 2026 at 1:57 PM
My birthday month starts today! I will be accepting gifts (cash) and well wishes (cash) through the 28th!
Sad and unexpected news. It's hard to choose a favorite role of hers because there are so many great ones, but I always think of her as Sheila in WAITING FOR GUFFMAN. R.I.P.
Catherine O'Hara, 'Schitt’s Creek' Star and Comedy Legend, Dies at 71
Catherine O'Hara has died at the age of 71. O'Hara was known for her appearances in movies including 'Beetlejuice' and 'Home Alone', as well as her Emmy-winning role as Moira Rose on the TV sitcom 'Sc...
people.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Sad and unexpected news. It's hard to choose a favorite role of hers because there are so many great ones, but I always think of her as Sheila in WAITING FOR GUFFMAN. R.I.P.
Today I learned that because of his short height (5'3") and muscular form, Glenn Danzig was invited to audition for the role of Wolverine in the 2000 X-Men movie.
He didn't, and later claimed he thought the movie was "terrible" and Hugh Jackman's performance was "gay."🙄
He didn't, and later claimed he thought the movie was "terrible" and Hugh Jackman's performance was "gay."🙄
January 30, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Today I learned that because of his short height (5'3") and muscular form, Glenn Danzig was invited to audition for the role of Wolverine in the 2000 X-Men movie.
He didn't, and later claimed he thought the movie was "terrible" and Hugh Jackman's performance was "gay."🙄
He didn't, and later claimed he thought the movie was "terrible" and Hugh Jackman's performance was "gay."🙄
I got my author's copy of the COLD WAR CTHULHU limited edition hardcover, which includes my story "The Endless Black Cathedral," and it's a beauty!
January 29, 2026 at 8:53 PM
I got my author's copy of the COLD WAR CTHULHU limited edition hardcover, which includes my story "The Endless Black Cathedral," and it's a beauty!
Last night, I received my annual email from a fan of the Trent novels (DYING IS MY BUSINESS, DIE AND STAY DEAD) wondering where the third book is, and once again I had to relate the sad story of how sales of the books were disappointing to the publisher, St. Martin's...
January 29, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Last night, I received my annual email from a fan of the Trent novels (DYING IS MY BUSINESS, DIE AND STAY DEAD) wondering where the third book is, and once again I had to relate the sad story of how sales of the books were disappointing to the publisher, St. Martin's...
This is just blocks away from me. We don't know yet if it was a targeted attack or an accident, but according to the police, they "saw a grey Honda with New Jersey plates strike the rear door, reverse and strike the rear door again."
Car slams into Chabad World Headquarters in Crown Heights, Brooklyn; driver in custody
Police were called to 770 Eastern Parkway where a grey Honda with New Jersey plates crashed near the entrance of Chabad World Headquarters at 8:46 p.m.
abc7ny.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:26 PM
This is just blocks away from me. We don't know yet if it was a targeted attack or an accident, but according to the police, they "saw a grey Honda with New Jersey plates strike the rear door, reverse and strike the rear door again."
Yes, the man who famously accepted a $50k bribe from undercover FBI agents definitely understands right and wrong.
TIM WALZ: “I don't agree with Tom Homan’s philosophy on things, but I do understand that he is law enforcement and he understands right and wrong.”
January 28, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Yes, the man who famously accepted a $50k bribe from undercover FBI agents definitely understands right and wrong.
Forty years ago, a national tragedy defined my generation.
I was 16 when the space shuttle Challenger exploded shortly after lift off on this day in 1986. It was all over the news, the image shown over and over. We were all traumatized.
I was 16 when the space shuttle Challenger exploded shortly after lift off on this day in 1986. It was all over the news, the image shown over and over. We were all traumatized.
January 28, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Forty years ago, a national tragedy defined my generation.
I was 16 when the space shuttle Challenger exploded shortly after lift off on this day in 1986. It was all over the news, the image shown over and over. We were all traumatized.
I was 16 when the space shuttle Challenger exploded shortly after lift off on this day in 1986. It was all over the news, the image shown over and over. We were all traumatized.
I watched HELL HOLE (2024), about a fracking team in Serbia that unleashes a parasitic organism, and grossness ensues. I thought it was okay, not great. It's slow and the dialogue is pretty bad. There are some good practical effects mixed in with the CGI, but ultimately the movie is forgettable.
January 27, 2026 at 10:47 PM
I watched HELL HOLE (2024), about a fracking team in Serbia that unleashes a parasitic organism, and grossness ensues. I thought it was okay, not great. It's slow and the dialogue is pretty bad. There are some good practical effects mixed in with the CGI, but ultimately the movie is forgettable.
Today is International Holocaust Remembrance Day. I'd like to take a moment to thank my friends here on Bluesky who acknowledge my posts about rising incidents of antisemitism. I wish it was a larger amount of my friends--it's actually quite a small number--but I appreciate it nonetheless.
January 27, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Today is International Holocaust Remembrance Day. I'd like to take a moment to thank my friends here on Bluesky who acknowledge my posts about rising incidents of antisemitism. I wish it was a larger amount of my friends--it's actually quite a small number--but I appreciate it nonetheless.
The Bram Stoker Awards preliminary ballot has been released. Some good stuff on there!
The 2025 Bram Stoker Awards® Preliminary Ballot Announced – The Bram Stoker Awards
bramstokerawards.horror.org
January 27, 2026 at 2:54 PM
The Bram Stoker Awards preliminary ballot has been released. Some good stuff on there!
Tonight's episode of MURDER, SHE WROTE takes place at a zoo and features thr guy who played Deep Throat on THE X-FILES!
January 27, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Tonight's episode of MURDER, SHE WROTE takes place at a zoo and features thr guy who played Deep Throat on THE X-FILES!
I'd heard M3GAN 2.0 was bad, and there's no denying it, but I had a blast with it. Yes, the story's all over the place and the pacing's off because the movie doesn't understand when not to go for the joke, but I must've been in the right mood. It's not a sharp satire like the first one,but it's fun.
January 26, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I'd heard M3GAN 2.0 was bad, and there's no denying it, but I had a blast with it. Yes, the story's all over the place and the pacing's off because the movie doesn't understand when not to go for the joke, but I must've been in the right mood. It's not a sharp satire like the first one,but it's fun.
According to the news, my neighborhood (Crown Heights, Brooklyn) got 8 inches of snow!
January 26, 2026 at 3:43 PM
According to the news, my neighborhood (Crown Heights, Brooklyn) got 8 inches of snow!
Alert! The e-book of @stephenking.bsky.social's classic novel THE SHINING is on sale for just $2.99!
The Shining
The Shining - Kindle edition by King, Stephen. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading The Shining.
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January 26, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Alert! The e-book of @stephenking.bsky.social's classic novel THE SHINING is on sale for just $2.99!
I finally saw Guillermo del Toro's FRANKENSTEIN, and I'm sorry to say I didn't love it. It's a very well-made movie. It looks amazing, and there are some great performances (although I thought Mia Goth, whom I usually like, was miscast).
January 26, 2026 at 12:23 AM
I finally saw Guillermo del Toro's FRANKENSTEIN, and I'm sorry to say I didn't love it. It's a very well-made movie. It looks amazing, and there are some great performances (although I thought Mia Goth, whom I usually like, was miscast).
Where I am in Brooklyn, the snowfall has already given way to sleet earlier than expected. Hopefully, this will mean fewer inches of snow in the end.
January 25, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Where I am in Brooklyn, the snowfall has already given way to sleet earlier than expected. Hopefully, this will mean fewer inches of snow in the end.
Alexa had a hankering to watch THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS again today, and I'm happy to say it still holds up after 36 years. It's a masterpiece!
January 24, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Alexa had a hankering to watch THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS again today, and I'm happy to say it still holds up after 36 years. It's a masterpiece!
I'm disappointed to learn exploding trees do not actually explode, they just crack from the extreme cold. Boring!
January 24, 2026 at 4:12 PM
I'm disappointed to learn exploding trees do not actually explode, they just crack from the extreme cold. Boring!
Like Emilio P. Miraglia's previous giallo, THE NIGHT EVELYN CAME OUT OF THE GRAVE, I hadn't seen THE RED QUEEN KILLS SEVEN TIMES in probably 20 years. As a giallo, I wouldn't rank it among the best (despite it having one of the best giallo titles ever)...
January 23, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Like Emilio P. Miraglia's previous giallo, THE NIGHT EVELYN CAME OUT OF THE GRAVE, I hadn't seen THE RED QUEEN KILLS SEVEN TIMES in probably 20 years. As a giallo, I wouldn't rank it among the best (despite it having one of the best giallo titles ever)...