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carl 🥦

carl 🥦

@nightlifemingus.bsky.social

380 followers 230 following 190 posts

so many fortresses and ways to attack

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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 19h

I’m at Sephora sucking the lipstick meat out the tube like a crab leg

carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 3d

Children need a union to negotiate bedtimes, conditions and limitations for groundings and other punishments, minimum ice cream/candy benefits, and so on

carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 6d

Yeah we hoagieposting

carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 8d

Found myself struggling to explain Pynchon’s whole deal to the very nice, very normal new girl at work when saw me walking to lunch with the new one tucked under my arm. Should have just said Hic Sunt Dracones and left it at that

carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 8d

Lead is okay to eat

carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 12d

Taqueria hooked me up with a dime of pico de gallo

carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · Sep 24

Happy birthday

carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · Sep 19

(compressed sample of sexy lady voice) speak up, I can’t hear you

carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · Sep 18

Screenshot of a photograph on the Wikipedia page for Wrangler jeans. The photograph is of the lower half of a man wearing Wrangler jeans, seen from behind. The photograph is captioned “French man wearing Wrangler jeans.” The subject of the photograph is not discernibly French in any way.

carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · Sep 17

Yogurt remains one of the most toothsome goops available to the modern consumer

carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · Sep 17

Moving back and forth between this site and the other one like the cold and hot baths at a Korean spa

carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · Sep 16

I was trying to find your account and thought for a second I had it

carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · Sep 16

Just found this thing

carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · Dec 23

got a new phone but now i’m locked out of twitter because my 2FA authenticator app didnt carry over my profile lol

carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · Dec 18

Yes exactly… one might say a tome has much in common with a sailing-ship…

carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · Dec 18

2666 is an excellent winter tome. Moby Dick always appeals to me around this time of year too

carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · Dec 18

carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · Oct 13

they are freaky little guys. years ago there was one that decided to post up for a few days right next to my girlfriend’s front door

carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · Oct 13

well, was it?

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the ghost of pony pony huckabuck @spindlypete.bsky.social · Oct 11

i'm not even sure how to summarize this. it's a reddit post where one commenter is just replying to himself over and over and talking about how he's constantly getting pissed on by infants. i can't even explain his style. it's like he's narrating to the phone while drunk maybe. i checked his post history and he's also deeply racist when talking about video games so idk

carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · Oct 9

Wait until you find out what over-ripe limes look like

carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · Sep 29

Week

carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · Sep 27

I’m sorry man

carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · Sep 23

saturday vibe

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Random Restaurant Bot @restaurant-bot.bsky.social · Sep 23

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