carl 🥦
@nightlifemingus.bsky.social
so many fortresses and ways to attack
🎶 Idiot wind 🎶
Only the winds of death blow from the lips of mortals.
December 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
🎶 Idiot wind 🎶
What did you just call me
December 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
What did you just call me
What I’ve been listening to this week
December 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
What I’ve been listening to this week
Chart posting. Happy Friday everyone
December 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Chart posting. Happy Friday everyone
(“My Sharona”) White Corolla
December 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
(“My Sharona”) White Corolla
field recording producer whose tag is a 30 second clip of wind howling over a frozen plain
December 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
field recording producer whose tag is a 30 second clip of wind howling over a frozen plain
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Crestfallen Hooper
December 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Crestfallen Hooper
I’ll fuckin… I’ll fuckin smash your ass up with huge masses of rock and crush ya into bloody jelly, then restore you to life and do it all over again, BLAOW!!
Man, I’ll fuckin get giant evil fuckin birds to disembowel ya, then force you to eat molten copper, and keep feedin you, and feedin you…
Man, I’ll fuckin get giant evil fuckin birds to disembowel ya, then force you to eat molten copper, and keep feedin you, and feedin you…
December 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I’ll fuckin… I’ll fuckin smash your ass up with huge masses of rock and crush ya into bloody jelly, then restore you to life and do it all over again, BLAOW!!
Man, I’ll fuckin get giant evil fuckin birds to disembowel ya, then force you to eat molten copper, and keep feedin you, and feedin you…
Man, I’ll fuckin get giant evil fuckin birds to disembowel ya, then force you to eat molten copper, and keep feedin you, and feedin you…
Put the bluesky app next to the Twitter app so now I might remember to check in more than once in a blue moon
November 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Put the bluesky app next to the Twitter app so now I might remember to check in more than once in a blue moon
Reposted by carl 🥦
Chair’s silhouette looks like a scary monster. Do you see it
November 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Chair’s silhouette looks like a scary monster. Do you see it
I’m at Sephora sucking the lipstick meat out the tube like a crab leg
October 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I’m at Sephora sucking the lipstick meat out the tube like a crab leg
Children need a union to negotiate bedtimes, conditions and limitations for groundings and other punishments, minimum ice cream/candy benefits, and so on
October 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Children need a union to negotiate bedtimes, conditions and limitations for groundings and other punishments, minimum ice cream/candy benefits, and so on
Yeah we hoagieposting
October 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Yeah we hoagieposting
Found myself struggling to explain Pynchon’s whole deal to the very nice, very normal new girl at work when saw me walking to lunch with the new one tucked under my arm. Should have just said Hic Sunt Dracones and left it at that
October 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Found myself struggling to explain Pynchon’s whole deal to the very nice, very normal new girl at work when saw me walking to lunch with the new one tucked under my arm. Should have just said Hic Sunt Dracones and left it at that
Lead is okay to eat
October 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Lead is okay to eat
Taqueria hooked me up with a dime of pico de gallo
October 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Taqueria hooked me up with a dime of pico de gallo
Yogurt remains one of the most toothsome goops available to the modern consumer
September 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Yogurt remains one of the most toothsome goops available to the modern consumer
Moving back and forth between this site and the other one like the cold and hot baths at a Korean spa
September 17, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Moving back and forth between this site and the other one like the cold and hot baths at a Korean spa
Just found this thing
September 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Just found this thing
got a new phone but now i’m locked out of twitter because my 2FA authenticator app didnt carry over my profile lol
December 23, 2024 at 8:59 PM
got a new phone but now i’m locked out of twitter because my 2FA authenticator app didnt carry over my profile lol
