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he/him. im on the computer
awful game but the good guys won so it’s chill
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
fun as hell halftime show.
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider
February 8, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 6:37 PM
idk why it took forever to do this but ive finally listened to the royal scam. ended up listening through it again immediately after the first listen lol. think i have my dan tier list set now (for their initial run of records at least). will get to the later stuff at some other time prob.
February 7, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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Tokai Teio from Umamusume.

I referenced triple jump athletes for her physique.
February 5, 2026 at 8:47 PM
my love has returned to me
February 4, 2026 at 5:56 PM
adding super mario sunshine to list of games that can describe endfield
February 4, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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February 3, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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🚨 There are corgis at the Pro Bowl 🚨
February 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
February 3, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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January 28, 2026 at 9:33 AM
i cannot let people know what my endfield factories look like. they will stab me with a soldering iron.
January 28, 2026 at 12:31 AM
had to use my coffee bean grinder to grind chili flakes into powder and im excited for:
1. My coffee having a light hint of chili taste
2. My chili having a light coffee taste
3. both

and yes i cleaned the grinder but you never know what lingers
January 27, 2026 at 3:55 AM
holy smokes i need new snow boots
January 26, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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more
January 26, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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The Surprising Physics behind Mommy
January 26, 2026 at 12:51 PM
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outfit swap - ubel w/ fluorite's clothes
January 23, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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January 23, 2026 at 12:22 PM
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
da freakin new york mets!!!!
January 22, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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We have signed infielder Bo Bichette to a three-year contract with player options for the 2027 and 2028 seasons.

Welcome to Queens, Bo Bichette!
January 21, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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January 19, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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c.j. stroud did everything right here. you have to throw the ball if you want to be the champion
CJ Stroud throws it up for anyone, gets picked for six
January 18, 2026 at 9:07 PM