Might be time for another cuphead run
February 16, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Might be time for another cuphead run
Rushing to the restaurant after fucking to get food before they close is a top dating experience
February 12, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Rushing to the restaurant after fucking to get food before they close is a top dating experience
What's the point of phone pay? Why can't I just type in the number I've had it memorized for years
February 10, 2026 at 3:28 PM
What's the point of phone pay? Why can't I just type in the number I've had it memorized for years
Girls keeping you up late for no reason is a maternal instinct to make sure you can operate on no sleep to take care of a child
February 9, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Girls keeping you up late for no reason is a maternal instinct to make sure you can operate on no sleep to take care of a child
I should keep a tally for everytime a redditor brags about not having social media. When I hit 100 I won't go online for a week. Probably sitting about 80
February 9, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I should keep a tally for everytime a redditor brags about not having social media. When I hit 100 I won't go online for a week. Probably sitting about 80
Galentine's any day but the 14th is for cowards
February 7, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Galentine's any day but the 14th is for cowards
As someone who loves and rides bikes 5/7 days a week, calling the seat a "saddle" kills me. Needless sandoification
February 6, 2026 at 4:54 AM
As someone who loves and rides bikes 5/7 days a week, calling the seat a "saddle" kills me. Needless sandoification
Idk if I'll every have kids/nuclear family type deal, but I'm not too worried about Dying Alone. Think there'll at least be some friend(s) by the bed :)
February 4, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Idk if I'll every have kids/nuclear family type deal, but I'm not too worried about Dying Alone. Think there'll at least be some friend(s) by the bed :)
Let's get this bread money
January 28, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Let's get this bread money
Why do alcohol studies always say x drinks/day? Besides alcoholics and wine moms who's drinking every day? 2 beers one day, 4 beers another, even 8+ on a weekend, but every day is an odd cadence. Getting the worst of the worst that way.
January 26, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Why do alcohol studies always say x drinks/day? Besides alcoholics and wine moms who's drinking every day? 2 beers one day, 4 beers another, even 8+ on a weekend, but every day is an odd cadence. Getting the worst of the worst that way.
The percentage of cool tattoos I see goes down every year
January 26, 2026 at 9:25 PM
The percentage of cool tattoos I see goes down every year
I hate the 3 letterification of every city. Why???
January 25, 2026 at 2:04 AM
I hate the 3 letterification of every city. Why???
It's crazy being 30 odd years old and doing a new sex thing you thought was made up by over-imaginative children
January 24, 2026 at 4:05 PM
It's crazy being 30 odd years old and doing a new sex thing you thought was made up by over-imaginative children
You leave one Maps review and google is like IT'S SO FUCKING GREAT THAT YOU DID THAT, PLEASE WRITE MORE YOU'RE SO COOL PLEASE WRITE MORE
January 22, 2026 at 4:12 AM
You leave one Maps review and google is like IT'S SO FUCKING GREAT THAT YOU DID THAT, PLEASE WRITE MORE YOU'RE SO COOL PLEASE WRITE MORE
This is so beautiful. The way he doffs the gloves. The way they rip eachothers masks off. Lovers of a different passion
From the Panthers broadcast, Bobrovsky saw Nedeljkovic get involved in the corner and did not hesitate to skate over, dropping the hardware on the way
January 20, 2026 at 2:23 AM
This is so beautiful. The way he doffs the gloves. The way they rip eachothers masks off. Lovers of a different passion
Onions no longer make me cry
January 16, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Onions no longer make me cry
The piano teacher but with somebody who's really good at DDR
January 9, 2026 at 8:57 PM
The piano teacher but with somebody who's really good at DDR
Every mocktail needs to pass the "is this better than a soda/gatorade?" test
January 8, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Every mocktail needs to pass the "is this better than a soda/gatorade?" test
I wish you could communicate to people you're not interested in who like you on multiple dating apps some kind of "good job, keep trying" message
January 8, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I wish you could communicate to people you're not interested in who like you on multiple dating apps some kind of "good job, keep trying" message
Reposted by Kefir Pechuga
Cumming once in a day causes moodiness the following. Twice+ causes peace and contentedness
December 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Cumming once in a day causes moodiness the following. Twice+ causes peace and contentedness
Having sex makes me so horny
December 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Having sex makes me so horny
Small boy children are a perfect evolution of the gay bff archetype for mothers
December 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Small boy children are a perfect evolution of the gay bff archetype for mothers
If I make it to 40 without having children I'm going to hike the CDT
December 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
If I make it to 40 without having children I'm going to hike the CDT
Saw somebody doing a puzzle at the library. Inspirational
December 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Saw somebody doing a puzzle at the library. Inspirational