The piano teacher but with somebody who's really good at DDR
January 9, 2026 at 8:57 PM
The piano teacher but with somebody who's really good at DDR
Every mocktail needs to pass the "is this better than a soda/gatorade?" test
January 8, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Every mocktail needs to pass the "is this better than a soda/gatorade?" test
I wish you could communicate to people you're not interested in who like you on multiple dating apps some kind of "good job, keep trying" message
January 8, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I wish you could communicate to people you're not interested in who like you on multiple dating apps some kind of "good job, keep trying" message
Reposted by Kefir Pechuga
Cumming once in a day causes moodiness the following. Twice+ causes peace and contentedness
December 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Cumming once in a day causes moodiness the following. Twice+ causes peace and contentedness
Having sex makes me so horny
December 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Having sex makes me so horny
Small boy children are a perfect evolution of the gay bff archetype for mothers
December 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Small boy children are a perfect evolution of the gay bff archetype for mothers
If I make it to 40 without having children I'm going to hike the CDT
December 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
If I make it to 40 without having children I'm going to hike the CDT
Saw somebody doing a puzzle at the library. Inspirational
December 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Saw somebody doing a puzzle at the library. Inspirational
Dating apps are great for finding 20 times as many options who are 80% as attractive as you could pull irl
December 4, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Dating apps are great for finding 20 times as many options who are 80% as attractive as you could pull irl
High time for a house revival. Feels right
November 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
High time for a house revival. Feels right
Broke: bragging about how much you go to therapy
Woke: bragging about how the therapist said you didn’t need it
Woke: bragging about how the therapist said you didn’t need it
November 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Broke: bragging about how much you go to therapy
Woke: bragging about how the therapist said you didn’t need it
Woke: bragging about how the therapist said you didn’t need it
IRL you've gotta take people at face value, earnestly. Internet you've got to disregard and focus only on intention
November 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
IRL you've gotta take people at face value, earnestly. Internet you've got to disregard and focus only on intention
Documenting the past day as one of the most What a Day days in recent memory. I've been through so much and I'm gonna keep fucking going!!!
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Documenting the past day as one of the most What a Day days in recent memory. I've been through so much and I'm gonna keep fucking going!!!
I wish conservatism hadn't culture warred onto having children, and otherwise convinced interesting, driven women into not wanting them
November 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I wish conservatism hadn't culture warred onto having children, and otherwise convinced interesting, driven women into not wanting them
Not buying anti-weed arguments from ex-daily users. YOU fucked up, don't make it my problem
November 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Not buying anti-weed arguments from ex-daily users. YOU fucked up, don't make it my problem
Reposted by Kefir Pechuga
You just tucked in the wrong guy
November 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
You just tucked in the wrong guy
Breakoff- a breakup but more casual
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Breakoff- a breakup but more casual
Wonder if anybody's accidentally moved to Asheboro instead of ville
November 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Wonder if anybody's accidentally moved to Asheboro instead of ville
It's crazy how much doxycycline on an empty stomach fucks you up
November 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM
It's crazy how much doxycycline on an empty stomach fucks you up
I don't think I'm going to do known nut November this year for personal reasons, but was a worthwhile experience last go round
November 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I don't think I'm going to do known nut November this year for personal reasons, but was a worthwhile experience last go round
I can't take "kink events" that don't allow nudity seriously
November 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I can't take "kink events" that don't allow nudity seriously
Things I am going to do for shits and giggles list, will add as I go:
- ramadan
- run a marathon
- get a foot massage (not wacky, but used to have fungus)
- ramadan
- run a marathon
- get a foot massage (not wacky, but used to have fungus)
November 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Things I am going to do for shits and giggles list, will add as I go:
- ramadan
- run a marathon
- get a foot massage (not wacky, but used to have fungus)
- ramadan
- run a marathon
- get a foot massage (not wacky, but used to have fungus)
Feels like twitter is actually dead this time. Algo seems smooth now
October 31, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Feels like twitter is actually dead this time. Algo seems smooth now