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Slowly but surely making my way through the fascinating and horrifying world of New Jersey politics
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I think we can do $9,000 by end of year! $8,387 so far
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December 28, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I think we can do $9,000 by end of year! $8,387 so far
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save ten great candidates from call time and build a feistier, more progressive Democratic House secure.actblue.com/donate/bring...
December 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
save ten great candidates from call time and build a feistier, more progressive Democratic House secure.actblue.com/donate/bring...
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If you are planning on traveling today, we urge you to hit the road early to avoid driving through the snowstorm.
Snow is expected to begin in the early afternoon with the heaviest snowfall between 6:00 p.m. and 2 a.m.
Snow is expected to begin in the early afternoon with the heaviest snowfall between 6:00 p.m. and 2 a.m.
December 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
If you are planning on traveling today, we urge you to hit the road early to avoid driving through the snowstorm.
Snow is expected to begin in the early afternoon with the heaviest snowfall between 6:00 p.m. and 2 a.m.
Snow is expected to begin in the early afternoon with the heaviest snowfall between 6:00 p.m. and 2 a.m.
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It's Christmas. You are attempting not to argue with your uncle who thinks Mossad plotted with undead John McCain and the Clintons to frame Trump for the Epstein stuff. Why not give him the gift of a new Congress that will make him totally fucking miserable?
alright, here's a slate of ten progressive House candidates from coast to coast and everywhere in between who I think could benefit from your cash:
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December 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
It's Christmas. You are attempting not to argue with your uncle who thinks Mossad plotted with undead John McCain and the Clintons to frame Trump for the Epstein stuff. Why not give him the gift of a new Congress that will make him totally fucking miserable?
Just woke up, and some asshole called the grinch took my tree, my presents, fucker even took my last can of who hash!
December 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Just woke up, and some asshole called the grinch took my tree, my presents, fucker even took my last can of who hash!
RIP Don Draper, you would have loved vaping
December 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
RIP Don Draper, you would have loved vaping
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This is BIG news for JC and proof that advocacy works! I’m thrilled to hear that the Turnpike Authority finally listened to everyone who spoke out against the Turnpike widening. Now we have to keep the pressure on and get more funding for the PATH and NJT
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email : Webview : Governor Murphy, New Jersey Turnpike Authority Board Chair O’Connor Announce Changes to the Newark Bay-Hudson County Extension Improvements Program
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December 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
This is BIG news for JC and proof that advocacy works! I’m thrilled to hear that the Turnpike Authority finally listened to everyone who spoke out against the Turnpike widening. Now we have to keep the pressure on and get more funding for the PATH and NJT
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The YouTube algorithm still delivers sometimes
December 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The YouTube algorithm still delivers sometimes
Look I don’t care who he is just fucking cancel SLS I beg. And invest in launch vehicles based on their utility and performance and not how you can build in solely in swing districts
Breaking News: The Senate confirmed the billionaire and private astronaut Jared Isaacman to run NASA as the space agency faces upheaval and uncertainty.
Jared Isaacman Confirmed to Run NASA as Space Program Is in Peril
Jared Isaacman, the billionaire nominated twice to lead the agency, may draw some lessons from the tenure of another NASA leader in the 1990s.
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December 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Look I don’t care who he is just fucking cancel SLS I beg. And invest in launch vehicles based on their utility and performance and not how you can build in solely in swing districts
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If you can, please support this exceptional group of candidates! They’re all exceptional people fighting the good fight and even a small donation would make a world of difference for them as they fight to end corporate corruption in our politics.
gonna bump this again—I see a lot of affluent professionals complaining, usually correctly, about the Democrats on here, day in and day out. surely some more of you are willing to put your money where your mouth is replacing our current crop of losers with better people
we can get $1,000 in the first six hours for sure but beyond that I'm not gonna promote this one as aggressively as the NJ one. I would, however, ask you to keep it in mind for whenever House Democrats annoy you, and consider paying a posting tax herein whenever you complain about them
December 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
If you can, please support this exceptional group of candidates! They’re all exceptional people fighting the good fight and even a small donation would make a world of difference for them as they fight to end corporate corruption in our politics.
RIP Carrie Bradshaw, you would have loved Grindr
December 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
RIP Carrie Bradshaw, you would have loved Grindr
Going to the Tim Hortons on the Garden State Parkway and apologizing to the very confused staff about Trump treating Canada poorly
December 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Going to the Tim Hortons on the Garden State Parkway and apologizing to the very confused staff about Trump treating Canada poorly
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Breaking news: The redistricting effort in Indiana fails as Republican lawmakers deliver a rare rebuke of President Trump, as some GOP state senators sided with Democrats to kill a plan to alter Indiana’s voting map.
Trump’s redistricting effort fails in Indiana as GOP lawmakers deliver rare rebuke
Republicans hold a 40-10 advantage in the state senate but still rejected Trump’s pressure. ‘Hoosiers are very independent.’
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December 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Breaking news: The redistricting effort in Indiana fails as Republican lawmakers deliver a rare rebuke of President Trump, as some GOP state senators sided with Democrats to kill a plan to alter Indiana’s voting map.
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alright, here's a slate of ten progressive House candidates from coast to coast and everywhere in between who I think could benefit from your cash:
secure.actblue.com/donate/bring...
secure.actblue.com/donate/bring...
December 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
alright, here's a slate of ten progressive House candidates from coast to coast and everywhere in between who I think could benefit from your cash:
secure.actblue.com/donate/bring...
secure.actblue.com/donate/bring...
Pleasantly surprised to see a push for RCV in NJ! Bill in both houses and two very prominent Dems leading the push, maybe this is actually doable 👀
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“This morning, I was proud to partner with Senator Andrew Zwicker in introducing legislation to establish ranked-choice voting in the State of New Jersey for Primary and General Elections.”
“This morning, I was proud to partner with Senator Andrew Zwicker in introducing legislation to establish ranked-choice voting in the State of New Jersey for Primary and General Elections.”
Assemblyman Joe Danielsen Introduces Legislation to Establish Ranked-Choice Voting For Primary & General Elections In New Jersey - Insider NJ
Somerset – Assemblyman Joe Danielsen (D-17) released the following statement: “This morning, I was proud to partner with Senator Andrew Zwicker in introducing legislation to establish ranked-choice vo...
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December 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Pleasantly surprised to see a push for RCV in NJ! Bill in both houses and two very prominent Dems leading the push, maybe this is actually doable 👀
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It remains extremely funny how much a not dyed-in-the-wool-socialist I am but, regardless, how committed as a DSA partisan I have become because it is an org, and vehicle, that is actually committed to contesting the existence of DHS, protecting trans rights, and taking an anti-war stance etc
December 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Hegseth: “I watched the strike…and you know the Admiral he was in command”
Trump: “You know Pete, he committed the war crimes. The ones with the boat, he did that”
Trump: “You know Pete, he committed the war crimes. The ones with the boat, he did that”
Trump on if he supports the second strike on a drug boat: "As far as the attack is concerned, I still haven't gotten a lot of information because I rely on Pete. I didn't know about the second strike. I wasn't involved in it."
December 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Hegseth: “I watched the strike…and you know the Admiral he was in command”
Trump: “You know Pete, he committed the war crimes. The ones with the boat, he did that”
Trump: “You know Pete, he committed the war crimes. The ones with the boat, he did that”
Stories like this remind me of how someone in Trenton once described the State Senate to me as being like the House of Lords.
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In contentious hearing, Senate panel clears bill to move investigatory powers from comptroller to SCI - New Jersey Globe
In a contentious hearing, the state Senate’s State Government Committee unanimously approved an oversight reform bill that would transfer much of the
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December 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Stories like this remind me of how someone in Trenton once described the State Senate to me as being like the House of Lords.
newjerseyglobe.com/legislature/...
newjerseyglobe.com/legislature/...
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I used to be close to a First Amendment absolutist and then photorealistic AI imagery was invented and now I think AI slop should be treated as a third tier of speech with somehow even less protection than commercial speech
this image was generated with google's latest nana banana pro tool. we have no idea how bad it is about to get.
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I used to be close to a First Amendment absolutist and then photorealistic AI imagery was invented and now I think AI slop should be treated as a third tier of speech with somehow even less protection than commercial speech
Gay Trump be like: “They’re telling me there’s a shortage of tops, have you heard of this? Bottoms are having to top, vers are having to make difficult decisions. It’s terrible folks. We’re gonna be looking into this very strongly.”
November 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Gay Trump be like: “They’re telling me there’s a shortage of tops, have you heard of this? Bottoms are having to top, vers are having to make difficult decisions. It’s terrible folks. We’re gonna be looking into this very strongly.”
WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THOSE FILES???
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THOSE FILES???
Found out today that District Taco is not only real, but actually very good. And did so crucially without leaving New Jersey because apparently they franchise??
November 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Found out today that District Taco is not only real, but actually very good. And did so crucially without leaving New Jersey because apparently they franchise??
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Democrats Andrew Macurdy and Vinnie Kearney have flipped both seats in New Jersey's 21st Legislative District, unseating Assemblywomen Nancy Muñoz and Michele Matsikoudis
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Democrats Andrew Macurdy and Vinnie Kearney have flipped both seats in New Jersey's 21st Legislative District, unseating Assemblywomen Nancy Muñoz and Michele Matsikoudis