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Wonk, parliamentary procedure enthusiast, long suffering Yankee fan and overall gay guy of the year
Hold up, is that the fucking CIA guy in the middle
Michael Tracey has been publicly smearing and attacking Epstein victims
Tara Palmeri asks him: “Are you being paid by someone powerful to attack sex-crime victims?”
He then fakes audio issues and claims he can’t hear her question
Tara Palmeri asks him: “Are you being paid by someone powerful to attack sex-crime victims?”
He then fakes audio issues and claims he can’t hear her question
February 19, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Hold up, is that the fucking CIA guy in the middle
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Francisco Lindor: “Wow. Another season of Mets baseball, woohoo”
Katia Lindor: “DONALD TRUMP, BECAUSE I KNOW YOU’RE WATCHING. TURN THE VOLUME UP”
Katia Lindor: “DONALD TRUMP, BECAUSE I KNOW YOU’RE WATCHING. TURN THE VOLUME UP”
February 15, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Francisco Lindor: “Wow. Another season of Mets baseball, woohoo”
Katia Lindor: “DONALD TRUMP, BECAUSE I KNOW YOU’RE WATCHING. TURN THE VOLUME UP”
Katia Lindor: “DONALD TRUMP, BECAUSE I KNOW YOU’RE WATCHING. TURN THE VOLUME UP”
Zohran Mamdani is Mayor of New York and Tyler Reddick is a Daytona 500 winner
February 15, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Zohran Mamdani is Mayor of New York and Tyler Reddick is a Daytona 500 winner
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Doing just fine
February 15, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Doing just fine
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we got ourselves a woke Daytona 500 winner. woke 2 is here
February 15, 2026 at 10:40 PM
we got ourselves a woke Daytona 500 winner. woke 2 is here
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Woke 2 performing a reckoning on the Lets go Brandon crowd
THE BIG ONE. LITERALLY EVERYONE INVOLVED EXCEPT BUBBA WALLACE
February 15, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Woke 2 performing a reckoning on the Lets go Brandon crowd
Olympics on the laptop, Daytona 500 on the tv, this is something no gay man has ever done before, but today I have
February 15, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Olympics on the laptop, Daytona 500 on the tv, this is something no gay man has ever done before, but today I have
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They’re really rolling out the late term Biden strategy of “you guys just don’t get it the economy is actually great, look at the stock market!” and expecting a different outcome. Love it
Peter Navarro: "It's the perfect Trump economy in 2026 ... we're seeing stock market over $50,000"
February 15, 2026 at 3:29 PM
They’re really rolling out the late term Biden strategy of “you guys just don’t get it the economy is actually great, look at the stock market!” and expecting a different outcome. Love it
Alberta is part Canadian, part insane
February 15, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Alberta is part Canadian, part insane
And now a very very cute drink to start dinner.
February 14, 2026 at 11:29 PM
And now a very very cute drink to start dinner.
Starting off V-Day right
February 14, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Starting off V-Day right
The fact I have someone I was able send this to today rules
February 14, 2026 at 4:22 PM
The fact I have someone I was able send this to today rules
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openly guffawed at this undeniable banger of a line knocking police unions in support of NJ's proposed law enforcement mask ban from machine Dem Assemblyman Joe Danielsen of Franklin
February 13, 2026 at 12:03 PM
openly guffawed at this undeniable banger of a line knocking police unions in support of NJ's proposed law enforcement mask ban from machine Dem Assemblyman Joe Danielsen of Franklin
Crying. 4% of people in Mississippi want to join the UK.
Join the UK
1. Mississippi — 3.9%
2. Kentucky — 3.8%
3. Massachusetts — 2.5%
4. Louisiana — 2.5%
5. Idaho — 2.3%
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Form their own independent country
1. Texas — 35%
2. California — 21%
3. Arizona — 17%
4. Utah — 17%
5. Florida — 16%
1. Mississippi — 3.9%
2. Kentucky — 3.8%
3. Massachusetts — 2.5%
4. Louisiana — 2.5%
5. Idaho — 2.3%
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Form their own independent country
1. Texas — 35%
2. California — 21%
3. Arizona — 17%
4. Utah — 17%
5. Florida — 16%
February 12, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Crying. 4% of people in Mississippi want to join the UK.
Albo really has the Mandate of Heaven
February 12, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Albo really has the Mandate of Heaven
1. Do you believe that Doug Ford is the antichrist, the son of perdition sent to destroy the province of Ontario:
Yes: 99.9%
No: 0.1%
2. Ontario Provincial Polling:
🟦 PCPO: 44% (+1)
🟥 OLP: 30% (-)
🟧 ONDP: 16% (-3)
🟩 GPO: 6% (+1)
Others: 4%
Yes: 99.9%
No: 0.1%
2. Ontario Provincial Polling:
🟦 PCPO: 44% (+1)
🟥 OLP: 30% (-)
🟧 ONDP: 16% (-3)
🟩 GPO: 6% (+1)
Others: 4%
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Ontario Provincial Polling:
PCPO: 44% (+1)
OLP: 30% (-)
ONDP: 16% (-3)
GPO: 6% (+1)
Others: 4%
Abacus / Feb 10, 2026 / n=1001 / Online
(% Change with 2025 Election)
Check out more ON details on @338canada.bsky.social at: 338canada.com/ontario/
Ontario Provincial Polling:
PCPO: 44% (+1)
OLP: 30% (-)
ONDP: 16% (-3)
GPO: 6% (+1)
Others: 4%
Abacus / Feb 10, 2026 / n=1001 / Online
(% Change with 2025 Election)
Check out more ON details on @338canada.bsky.social at: 338canada.com/ontario/
February 12, 2026 at 9:46 PM
1. Do you believe that Doug Ford is the antichrist, the son of perdition sent to destroy the province of Ontario:
Yes: 99.9%
No: 0.1%
2. Ontario Provincial Polling:
🟦 PCPO: 44% (+1)
🟥 OLP: 30% (-)
🟧 ONDP: 16% (-3)
🟩 GPO: 6% (+1)
Others: 4%
Yes: 99.9%
No: 0.1%
2. Ontario Provincial Polling:
🟦 PCPO: 44% (+1)
🟥 OLP: 30% (-)
🟧 ONDP: 16% (-3)
🟩 GPO: 6% (+1)
Others: 4%
Two thirds in Alberta????
Those Who Agree - "Mark Carney is doing a good job of unifying Canada, not dividing it"
🟢 All: 72%
🟢 QC: 75%
🟢 BC: 73%
🟢 ON: 72%
🟢 ATL: 72%
🟢 AB: 67%
🟢 SK/MB: 67%
Read it for free here: canadianpolling.substack.com/p/canadians-...
🟢 All: 72%
🟢 QC: 75%
🟢 BC: 73%
🟢 ON: 72%
🟢 ATL: 72%
🟢 AB: 67%
🟢 SK/MB: 67%
Read it for free here: canadianpolling.substack.com/p/canadians-...
Canadians Call It Treason as Alberta Separatists Face National Backlash
A clear majority agree that turning to the U.S. for assistance in separation is inappropriate
canadianpolling.substack.com
February 12, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Two thirds in Alberta????
Tonight I will face a difficult choice: between watching the Olympics including figure skating, or watching Daytona 500 pole qualifying.
In short: a choice between being masc or not being masc
In short: a choice between being masc or not being masc
February 11, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Tonight I will face a difficult choice: between watching the Olympics including figure skating, or watching Daytona 500 pole qualifying.
In short: a choice between being masc or not being masc
In short: a choice between being masc or not being masc
I wanted to circle back to this because if she does indeed run it will be relevant: she volunteered to do this, no one in leadership asked her to write those amendments she chose to. All while IHRA is probably one of the most controversial issues before the Legislature at the moment.
For those unfamiliar with her, Bagolie is one of the Assemblymembers pushing the unpopular IHRA bill. She’s even responsible for some of the text itself
February 11, 2026 at 1:29 PM
I wanted to circle back to this because if she does indeed run it will be relevant: she volunteered to do this, no one in leadership asked her to write those amendments she chose to. All while IHRA is probably one of the most controversial issues before the Legislature at the moment.
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2026 and 2027 are incredible opportunities for progressives because eventually the NJ machine is going to realize that Gill's style of campaign, which is how basically all machine campaigns for state/local office are run, does not work with fair ballots in the 21st century. until then, give here:
February 11, 2026 at 12:39 AM
2026 and 2027 are incredible opportunities for progressives because eventually the NJ machine is going to realize that Gill's style of campaign, which is how basically all machine campaigns for state/local office are run, does not work with fair ballots in the 21st century. until then, give here:
I want the phrase “laser focused” banned from democratic comms
Analilia Mejia ran a powerful grassroots campaign laser focused on ensuring our economy works for families, not billionaires.
New Jersey deserves a fighter and not a spineless Trump lackey, and we’re all-in to make sure she wins.
New Jersey deserves a fighter and not a spineless Trump lackey, and we’re all-in to make sure she wins.
HUGE: Last week, Analilia Mejia won the New Jersey District 11 special election Democratic primary, the seat formerly held by Governor Mikie Sherrill.
From now until Election Day, we are all-in to support Analilia Mejia, a champion for hardworking New Jersey families.
From now until Election Day, we are all-in to support Analilia Mejia, a champion for hardworking New Jersey families.
February 10, 2026 at 9:25 PM
I want the phrase “laser focused” banned from democratic comms
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without any further ado, a mix of federal, state, and county candidates challenging the dirty underbelly of the NJ machine (which will be updated with new candidates as they emerge.) donate if you want Jersey to elect Analilia Mejia and candidates like her:
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February 10, 2026 at 5:15 PM
without any further ado, a mix of federal, state, and county candidates challenging the dirty underbelly of the NJ machine (which will be updated with new candidates as they emerge.) donate if you want Jersey to elect Analilia Mejia and candidates like her:
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BIG NEWS FROM NJ-11: former Rep. Tom Malinowski concedes, congratulates Analilia Mejia on a positive and well-run campaign, blames AIPAC for his loss, and promises to vigorously oppose anyone AIPAC backs against Mejia in June
February 10, 2026 at 3:28 PM
BIG NEWS FROM NJ-11: former Rep. Tom Malinowski concedes, congratulates Analilia Mejia on a positive and well-run campaign, blames AIPAC for his loss, and promises to vigorously oppose anyone AIPAC backs against Mejia in June