Noah Stevens
@noahms456.bsky.social
Husband, father, nerd, gamer. I dig horror movies, synths, guitars, social justice, ttRPGs. Love is love. Trans rights are human rights. He/him. Black Lives Matter. Fuck Trump. I’m here for the Lesbian Communism Space Exploration Future
I hadn’t intended to watch the newest Indiana Jones thing and this digital de-aging mess is fucked, man.
December 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I hadn’t intended to watch the newest Indiana Jones thing and this digital de-aging mess is fucked, man.
YO WE KNOW THAT FACEBOOK HAS BEEN RESPONSIBLE FOR THE ENSHITTIFICATION OF EVERYTHING BUT WE WONT DO IT TO YOUR HOMETOWN DONT WORRY! Embrace the data centers! Wink wink nudge nudge
December 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
YO WE KNOW THAT FACEBOOK HAS BEEN RESPONSIBLE FOR THE ENSHITTIFICATION OF EVERYTHING BUT WE WONT DO IT TO YOUR HOMETOWN DONT WORRY! Embrace the data centers! Wink wink nudge nudge
Hilariously, a recruiter texted me about a position I was fired from less than 3 weeks ago. I ought to follow up just for a kick
December 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Hilariously, a recruiter texted me about a position I was fired from less than 3 weeks ago. I ought to follow up just for a kick
Welcome to Derry sort of fun but too much exposition takes all the fear out of cosmic horror
December 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Welcome to Derry sort of fun but too much exposition takes all the fear out of cosmic horror
E.G. I will never fucking watch any Avatar movie broh get the fuck out of here with that shit. Jeep? JEEP? Fuck you JEEP you broken down clanker-loving motherfucker. EBGLYSS? Eat my shit EBGLYSS
December 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
E.G. I will never fucking watch any Avatar movie broh get the fuck out of here with that shit. Jeep? JEEP? Fuck you JEEP you broken down clanker-loving motherfucker. EBGLYSS? Eat my shit EBGLYSS
Every commercial doesn’t have to be AI, BUT it could be and it makes it infinitely more irritating to me. I resented commercials for trying to change my mind with persuasion against my will. But it really angers me when somebody didn’t even put any effort into it. Some fucking clanker tryn? FUCKYOU
December 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Every commercial doesn’t have to be AI, BUT it could be and it makes it infinitely more irritating to me. I resented commercials for trying to change my mind with persuasion against my will. But it really angers me when somebody didn’t even put any effort into it. Some fucking clanker tryn? FUCKYOU
Jimmy Walker, Mark Hammill, Jeffrey Coombs, Linnea Quigley, Brian Yuzna-directed. I saw this in the early 90’s on VHS and frankly it’s the best scifi horror rubber-monster costume thing that was ever made. THE GUYVER
a close up of a person holding a gun in the dark
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December 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Jimmy Walker, Mark Hammill, Jeffrey Coombs, Linnea Quigley, Brian Yuzna-directed. I saw this in the early 90’s on VHS and frankly it’s the best scifi horror rubber-monster costume thing that was ever made. THE GUYVER
Hobby related AM activities: drawing check patterns and acrylic nail-transfer design attempt to my #turnip28 Brutes. My advice on these is: as thick a paint you can muster, not gloss. I have mixed results but I’m getting there
December 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Hobby related AM activities: drawing check patterns and acrylic nail-transfer design attempt to my #turnip28 Brutes. My advice on these is: as thick a paint you can muster, not gloss. I have mixed results but I’m getting there
Thanks to the contract, I now owe the hospital 7k they paid me as a sign on bonus which, of course, since I got fired because of my personal disagreements with my supervisor, now represents all the money I have in the world. So instead of them paying me to work there, I pay them to not work there
December 12, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Thanks to the contract, I now owe the hospital 7k they paid me as a sign on bonus which, of course, since I got fired because of my personal disagreements with my supervisor, now represents all the money I have in the world. So instead of them paying me to work there, I pay them to not work there
Here’s Rey again with his tasty tasty meat and potatoes for BREAK! there’s no reason you can’t steal his delicious ideas for your own game, and there’s no reason you can’t share your ideas with us all the way he does. Get on it
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December 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Here’s Rey again with his tasty tasty meat and potatoes for BREAK! there’s no reason you can’t steal his delicious ideas for your own game, and there’s no reason you can’t share your ideas with us all the way he does. Get on it
Somebody posted some scans of #oldhammer Space dudes and I was going to get them into Blender to pose em like the modern day types and print them at 32mm or whatever the current size is
December 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Somebody posted some scans of #oldhammer Space dudes and I was going to get them into Blender to pose em like the modern day types and print them at 32mm or whatever the current size is
Yo yo yo hot take I don’t think Lin Minmay is a good choice for you Rick
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December 10, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Yo yo yo hot take I don’t think Lin Minmay is a good choice for you Rick
Yo this ‘Frieren’ is the shit man. Good anime
December 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Yo this ‘Frieren’ is the shit man. Good anime
AI slop everywhere all over Reddit these days. Fuck
December 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
AI slop everywhere all over Reddit these days. Fuck
I was out of private practice for 8 months and when I came back there is not a service, app, or website I use that hasn’t got some stupid AI sidebar or prompt. Clanker motherfuckers, I don’t want you
December 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I was out of private practice for 8 months and when I came back there is not a service, app, or website I use that hasn’t got some stupid AI sidebar or prompt. Clanker motherfuckers, I don’t want you
Ma’am, I don’t not like you because you’re trans. I dislike you because you’re an asshole. Your gender and identity has nothing to do with it.
December 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Ma’am, I don’t not like you because you’re trans. I dislike you because you’re an asshole. Your gender and identity has nothing to do with it.
I feel for teachers - at this job I just quit/fired from, I’ve never had anybody say plainly to me “go fuck yourself” the way these teen girls did over the past month or so. Even the hardened criminals in prison were easier to work with! To not be supported by my supervisor was nuts.
December 8, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I feel for teachers - at this job I just quit/fired from, I’ve never had anybody say plainly to me “go fuck yourself” the way these teen girls did over the past month or so. Even the hardened criminals in prison were easier to work with! To not be supported by my supervisor was nuts.
Here comes the grievances
December 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Here comes the grievances
Even in a room full of DnD dungeon master nerds there’s like 100 different flavors which is kinda fun I guess
December 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Even in a room full of DnD dungeon master nerds there’s like 100 different flavors which is kinda fun I guess
I have so many terrific DVDs. Tonight is Kung Fu Hustle. Why have I been so reliant on streaming bullshit all these long years now. This shit is awesome
December 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I have so many terrific DVDs. Tonight is Kung Fu Hustle. Why have I been so reliant on streaming bullshit all these long years now. This shit is awesome
About a half hour into the special edition of “Aliens” my wife says she’s never seen it. Uhhhh. We’ve been together almost 20 years and she’s never seen my favorite movie. WTAF. She made the connection between the power loader and the Bob’s Burgers episode.
bob 's burgers is shown on fox41 wdrb
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December 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
About a half hour into the special edition of “Aliens” my wife says she’s never seen it. Uhhhh. We’ve been together almost 20 years and she’s never seen my favorite movie. WTAF. She made the connection between the power loader and the Bob’s Burgers episode.
I was today years old when I found out there is a post-credit stinger in Napoleon Dynamite where Kip and Lafawnda get married
So beautiful
So beautiful
December 6, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I was today years old when I found out there is a post-credit stinger in Napoleon Dynamite where Kip and Lafawnda get married
So beautiful
So beautiful
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hi i'm a billionaire my company, which will definitely not murder everyone, is named SauronMurdersEveryone Inc after the beloved jrr tolkien character sauron whom i have always admired for his disruptive use of world changing technology and for murdering everyone
December 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
hi i'm a billionaire my company, which will definitely not murder everyone, is named SauronMurdersEveryone Inc after the beloved jrr tolkien character sauron whom i have always admired for his disruptive use of world changing technology and for murdering everyone
Uhhh Legolas, errrrrm Gimli, Horowitz, Gildenstern. Fuck who cares anyway that guy went on a blue-jagoff bender and instead of 10 good movies we get however many of these bloated masturbatory exercises are. I’d have taken a “Abyss 2: The Absyssening” a thousand times over more than these… things
December 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Uhhh Legolas, errrrrm Gimli, Horowitz, Gildenstern. Fuck who cares anyway that guy went on a blue-jagoff bender and instead of 10 good movies we get however many of these bloated masturbatory exercises are. I’d have taken a “Abyss 2: The Absyssening” a thousand times over more than these… things
I quit a job I genuinely like because of differences with my new supervisor. Well, scorched earth email sent and fuck you and the horse your horse rode in on. Bro I don’t recognize the authority you’re trying to overcome me with. See ya
December 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I quit a job I genuinely like because of differences with my new supervisor. Well, scorched earth email sent and fuck you and the horse your horse rode in on. Bro I don’t recognize the authority you’re trying to overcome me with. See ya