noahsolo
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The kind of reckless that should send you running
“FIFA ethics” is such a funny pairing of words
From @theathleticfc.bsky.social: FIFA president Gianni Infantino has been accused of breaching FIFA’s ethics codes in relation to the process that saw President Trump receive an inaugural peace prize.
Gianni Infantino accused of breaching FIFA’s ethics codes in relation to President Trump comments
Advocacy group FairSquare has also requested an investigation into President Trump being awarded the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize last Friday.
nyti.ms
December 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
“FIFA ethics” is such a funny pairing of words
The one thing I’m not anxious about is health. Finding out I was dying would be so freeing. Start blowing through the retirement funds and find a fun way to go out
If you had the opportunity to take a full-body MRI, would you?
A self-proclaimed hypochondriac explores the pros and cons of full-body MRI scans, weighing the potential for lifesaving discoveries against the risk of false positives and anxiety.
A self-proclaimed hypochondriac explores the pros and cons of full-body MRI scans, weighing the potential for lifesaving discoveries against the risk of false positives and anxiety.
Column | I suspected a hidden killer lurked inside my body. Here’s what I found.
Like many emerging technologies, this one can improve our lives, make us miserable or both. Nobody knows yet which it will be.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
The one thing I’m not anxious about is health. Finding out I was dying would be so freeing. Start blowing through the retirement funds and find a fun way to go out
Gore Vidal plays for the chargers?
December 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Gore Vidal plays for the chargers?
God this is so good. The people at nasa seem so awesome and I’m gutted at what they’re having to deal with now. Really hope the agency makes it through and can get back to its business youtu.be/uSMGENDH_QI?...
Cosmic Dawn (NASA+ Original Documentary)
YouTube video by NASA
youtu.be
December 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
God this is so good. The people at nasa seem so awesome and I’m gutted at what they’re having to deal with now. Really hope the agency makes it through and can get back to its business youtu.be/uSMGENDH_QI?...
Just don’t know how a benevolent god allow a wworld champion lando Norris
December 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Just don’t know how a benevolent god allow a wworld champion lando Norris
Cmon Yuki. Let’s go out in a blaze of glory
December 7, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Cmon Yuki. Let’s go out in a blaze of glory
Lacey Chabert in this new hmark movie in which she plays a naughty/nice inspector 😮💨
December 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Lacey Chabert in this new hmark movie in which she plays a naughty/nice inspector 😮💨
Last time we felt like a real country is when we were collectively waiting with bated breath for updates about JWST’s heat shield unfurling and mirror alignment
December 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Last time we felt like a real country is when we were collectively waiting with bated breath for updates about JWST’s heat shield unfurling and mirror alignment
Topher Grace plays a fugitive in this movie. Topher grace wouldn’t commit a crime let alone escape from custody
December 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Topher Grace plays a fugitive in this movie. Topher grace wouldn’t commit a crime let alone escape from custody
Hard choice between this and Better Man at bluebird. youtu.be/7oQHdXqskSo?...
December 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Hard choice between this and Better Man at bluebird. youtu.be/7oQHdXqskSo?...
Unreasonably angry that this dude who’s restoring a Rolex someone got as a gift from Hans zimmer that was in a fire is polishing the metal parts to erase any remnants of the fire. The effect was cool and gave the watch history
December 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Unreasonably angry that this dude who’s restoring a Rolex someone got as a gift from Hans zimmer that was in a fire is polishing the metal parts to erase any remnants of the fire. The effect was cool and gave the watch history
“AIDS Awareness Campaign Spreads Awareness, AIDS” is my all-time fave
What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"
December 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
“AIDS Awareness Campaign Spreads Awareness, AIDS” is my all-time fave
Man I saw one of those super pretentious people losing their shit over the reissue of an old album and thought I’d give it a shot and it’s literally just noise. Gotta be a weird existence when you’ve completely transcended melody and structure. The whole thing sounds like this
December 4, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Man I saw one of those super pretentious people losing their shit over the reissue of an old album and thought I’d give it a shot and it’s literally just noise. Gotta be a weird existence when you’ve completely transcended melody and structure. The whole thing sounds like this
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A raccoon entered a liquor store the other day and drank his fill: rum, moonshine, even peanut butter whiskey. Then he passed out on the floor of the bathroom. Don’t worry, he’s OK, and was safely released back into the wild.
A Drunk Raccoon Passed Out in the Bathroom of a Virginia Liquor Store
Don’t worry, it’s OK.
nyti.ms
December 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
A raccoon entered a liquor store the other day and drank his fill: rum, moonshine, even peanut butter whiskey. Then he passed out on the floor of the bathroom. Don’t worry, he’s OK, and was safely released back into the wild.
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The users 😪
December 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The users 😪
Will never see eye to eye with anyone who willingly fills their home with cameras. Just insane behavior
Four people in South Korea have been charged with hacking roughly 120,000 home and business cameras to obtain sexually exploitative footage, authorities said.
Hacking scheme targeted 120,000 home cameras for sexual footage
South Korean police said four people have been charged in connection with the scheme, which hacked into internet-connected surveillance cameras.
wapo.st
December 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Will never see eye to eye with anyone who willingly fills their home with cameras. Just insane behavior
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He just ran through the punter’s arms like they weren’t there 😟
December 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
He just ran through the punter’s arms like they weren’t there 😟
What do you do if you see your friend eye-fucking some dude she knows while on the karaoke stage at her bachelorette party
December 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
What do you do if you see your friend eye-fucking some dude she knows while on the karaoke stage at her bachelorette party
Dude is living alone in a modernist mansion and says he can’t buy out the other owner of his super-meaningful-to-the-community cat cafe (who wants to sell) bc his money “is tied up in [his vet clinic].” Maybe sell your house and move into a condo brah
December 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Dude is living alone in a modernist mansion and says he can’t buy out the other owner of his super-meaningful-to-the-community cat cafe (who wants to sell) bc his money “is tied up in [his vet clinic].” Maybe sell your house and move into a condo brah
Would the weekend be as sweet if it weren’t fleeting? (Someone fund my retirement and I’ll report back.)
December 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Would the weekend be as sweet if it weren’t fleeting? (Someone fund my retirement and I’ll report back.)
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Christmas doesn’t feel the same because the mob’s not platforming crooners like Frank Sinatra anymore and what we really need is a crooner 😔
December 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Christmas doesn’t feel the same because the mob’s not platforming crooners like Frank Sinatra anymore and what we really need is a crooner 😔
Literally the only way Campbells could ever win me back (I don’t know that I’ve ever bought a campbell’s product) would be if they provided actual proof that they had that executive executed
November 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Literally the only way Campbells could ever win me back (I don’t know that I’ve ever bought a campbell’s product) would be if they provided actual proof that they had that executive executed
No sleep til Christmas is a wild motion picture. The stakes just keep ratcheting up
November 29, 2025 at 4:36 AM
No sleep til Christmas is a wild motion picture. The stakes just keep ratcheting up