noahsolo
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The kind of reckless that should send you running
Santa should NEVER have a British accent. wtf
December 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Santa should NEVER have a British accent. wtf
New Jessy Schram movie on hallmark will almost fool you into thinking life might be worth living
December 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
New Jessy Schram movie on hallmark will almost fool you into thinking life might be worth living
The Back to the future 2 hoverboard is still the holy grail of technology. For all the harm they’ve caused the tech bros could win society back by actually inventing them. And I say that as someone who’s now too old to responsibly ride one
December 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The Back to the future 2 hoverboard is still the holy grail of technology. For all the harm they’ve caused the tech bros could win society back by actually inventing them. And I say that as someone who’s now too old to responsibly ride one
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
I was so scarred by Jamie Lee Curtis in the bear that I kinda refuse to watch any new project with her in it. Wish I could eternal sunshine those episodes from my brain
December 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I was so scarred by Jamie Lee Curtis in the bear that I kinda refuse to watch any new project with her in it. Wish I could eternal sunshine those episodes from my brain
Been there
I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me
December 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Been there
Best part of working from home by far is that you can just have Anyone But You playing in the bg while you’re toiling away
December 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Best part of working from home by far is that you can just have Anyone But You playing in the bg while you’re toiling away
Budd is kinda doing well. Has his own place with tons of privacy, a blender to make frozen margs, and a job where he gets to see boobs every day. What more could anyone ask for
December 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Budd is kinda doing well. Has his own place with tons of privacy, a blender to make frozen margs, and a job where he gets to see boobs every day. What more could anyone ask for
Lucy Liu during the snow fight is the best anyone’s ever looked which is crazy because uma Thurman before the crazy 88s fight is the best anyone’s ever looked
December 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Lucy Liu during the snow fight is the best anyone’s ever looked which is crazy because uma Thurman before the crazy 88s fight is the best anyone’s ever looked
Group of youths just walked in for this 4+ hour kill bill showing. The kids are gonna be alright 🥺
December 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Group of youths just walked in for this 4+ hour kill bill showing. The kids are gonna be alright 🥺
You should be allowed to call out of work without using PTO or sick time if you accidentally start thinking about the fact that’s an almost mathematical certainty that our species will die before we get two decks of playing cards randomly shuffled into the same order
December 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
You should be allowed to call out of work without using PTO or sick time if you accidentally start thinking about the fact that’s an almost mathematical certainty that our species will die before we get two decks of playing cards randomly shuffled into the same order
“FIFA ethics” is such a funny pairing of words
From @theathleticfc.bsky.social: FIFA president Gianni Infantino has been accused of breaching FIFA’s ethics codes in relation to the process that saw President Trump receive an inaugural peace prize.
Gianni Infantino accused of breaching FIFA’s ethics codes in relation to President Trump comments
Advocacy group FairSquare has also requested an investigation into President Trump being awarded the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize last Friday.
nyti.ms
December 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
“FIFA ethics” is such a funny pairing of words
The one thing I’m not anxious about is health. Finding out I was dying would be so freeing. Start blowing through the retirement funds and find a fun way to go out
If you had the opportunity to take a full-body MRI, would you?
A self-proclaimed hypochondriac explores the pros and cons of full-body MRI scans, weighing the potential for lifesaving discoveries against the risk of false positives and anxiety.
A self-proclaimed hypochondriac explores the pros and cons of full-body MRI scans, weighing the potential for lifesaving discoveries against the risk of false positives and anxiety.
Column | I suspected a hidden killer lurked inside my body. Here’s what I found.
Like many emerging technologies, this one can improve our lives, make us miserable or both. Nobody knows yet which it will be.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
The one thing I’m not anxious about is health. Finding out I was dying would be so freeing. Start blowing through the retirement funds and find a fun way to go out
Gore Vidal plays for the chargers?
December 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Gore Vidal plays for the chargers?
God this is so good. The people at nasa seem so awesome and I’m gutted at what they’re having to deal with now. Really hope the agency makes it through and can get back to its business youtu.be/uSMGENDH_QI?...
Cosmic Dawn (NASA+ Original Documentary)
YouTube video by NASA
youtu.be
December 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
God this is so good. The people at nasa seem so awesome and I’m gutted at what they’re having to deal with now. Really hope the agency makes it through and can get back to its business youtu.be/uSMGENDH_QI?...
Just don’t know how a benevolent god allow a wworld champion lando Norris
December 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Just don’t know how a benevolent god allow a wworld champion lando Norris
Cmon Yuki. Let’s go out in a blaze of glory
December 7, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Cmon Yuki. Let’s go out in a blaze of glory
Lacey Chabert in this new hmark movie in which she plays a naughty/nice inspector 😮💨
December 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Lacey Chabert in this new hmark movie in which she plays a naughty/nice inspector 😮💨
Last time we felt like a real country is when we were collectively waiting with bated breath for updates about JWST’s heat shield unfurling and mirror alignment
December 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Last time we felt like a real country is when we were collectively waiting with bated breath for updates about JWST’s heat shield unfurling and mirror alignment
Topher Grace plays a fugitive in this movie. Topher grace wouldn’t commit a crime let alone escape from custody
December 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Topher Grace plays a fugitive in this movie. Topher grace wouldn’t commit a crime let alone escape from custody
Hard choice between this and Better Man at bluebird. youtu.be/7oQHdXqskSo?...
December 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Hard choice between this and Better Man at bluebird. youtu.be/7oQHdXqskSo?...
Unreasonably angry that this dude who’s restoring a Rolex someone got as a gift from Hans zimmer that was in a fire is polishing the metal parts to erase any remnants of the fire. The effect was cool and gave the watch history
December 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Unreasonably angry that this dude who’s restoring a Rolex someone got as a gift from Hans zimmer that was in a fire is polishing the metal parts to erase any remnants of the fire. The effect was cool and gave the watch history
“AIDS Awareness Campaign Spreads Awareness, AIDS” is my all-time fave
What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"
December 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
“AIDS Awareness Campaign Spreads Awareness, AIDS” is my all-time fave
Man I saw one of those super pretentious people losing their shit over the reissue of an old album and thought I’d give it a shot and it’s literally just noise. Gotta be a weird existence when you’ve completely transcended melody and structure. The whole thing sounds like this
December 4, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Man I saw one of those super pretentious people losing their shit over the reissue of an old album and thought I’d give it a shot and it’s literally just noise. Gotta be a weird existence when you’ve completely transcended melody and structure. The whole thing sounds like this
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A raccoon entered a liquor store the other day and drank his fill: rum, moonshine, even peanut butter whiskey. Then he passed out on the floor of the bathroom. Don’t worry, he’s OK, and was safely released back into the wild.
A Drunk Raccoon Passed Out in the Bathroom of a Virginia Liquor Store
Don’t worry, it’s OK.
nyti.ms
December 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
A raccoon entered a liquor store the other day and drank his fill: rum, moonshine, even peanut butter whiskey. Then he passed out on the floor of the bathroom. Don’t worry, he’s OK, and was safely released back into the wild.