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Still miffed by this. Congrats you have a sea dweller that looks like every other sea dweller rather than one that looks like it’s been to the depths of hell and made it back to tell the story
Normal looking steel Rolex with a black bezel and dial sitting on some mulch Rolex covered in ash and soot on a work bench The case of the burned Rolex which has been uniformly blackened by fire but has all soot and debris removed
December 6, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Man I saw one of those super pretentious people losing their shit over the reissue of an old album and thought I’d give it a shot and it’s literally just noise. Gotta be a weird existence when you’ve completely transcended melody and structure. The whole thing sounds like this
December 4, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Like he was made of paper mache
December 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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MB’s hanging up the mic. I’d hoped his career would outlast my life (still might! 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼)
The Moon (Archive Episode) In Our Time Nov 6 • 43 min 00a IN OUR TIME + ••• After 27 years, Melvyn Bragg has decided to step down from the In Our Time presenter's chair. With over a thousand episodes to choose from, he has selected just six that capture the huge range and depth of the subjects he and his experts have tackled. In this first pick, we hear Melvyn Bragg and his guests discuss the origins, science and mythology of the moon.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Can’t believe this only has a 90% success rate…
Aubrey Huff O @aubrey_huff Fellas, next time you go up to a woman at a bar do this. I've done this countless times, & it works 9 times out of 10. Walk up to the bar & stand confidently next to her. Order your drink from the bartender & immediately look into her eyes & don't break contact until she does. While looking into her soul shout out to the bartender confidently, "And please my good sir get this little temptress whatever she's drinking." Introduce yourself in a seductive & deep confident tone which intrigues her sexually proving you're a confident man not afraid to ask for what he wants. Then make an offhand remark which should make zero sense given the situation. Her curiosity is now peaked. When the bartender delivers the drinks, ask him for a napkin & a pen. While you're writing your name & number on the napkin speak these words in your best James Bond impression which should be spoken seductively, slowly, calmly, mysteriously, & with a touch of cocky arrogance, "Nice to meet you sweet tits, & thank you for the drink, I'll be sure to get the next one when you meet me later at the bar I'm headed to." Just slide the napkin to her, while graciously letting the bartender know to put your drink on her tab. Then simply walk away leaving the bar. This sounds like a dick move, but you will be amazed how many times you'll get a text wondering which bar she should meet you at. It's like shooting fish in a barrel.
November 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Gonna keep shuffling this deck of cards until I hit every possible sequence. Hoping I can finish before my 2 o’clock
Deck of playing cards splayed out on a desk with a keyboard and mouse
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Why is Brian windhorst just in this show
Two dudes in profile on a tv screen one of whom looks a lot like Windy
November 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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iOS says “in Long Island” 😒
One of those auto-generated iOS photo collections titled “at the show in Long Island” and the album is just tv screen pics of the anti-hero music video roof scene and street shots from the NYC marathon as taken in Long Island CITY
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Hyperventilating
Master somm exam description: PART 3. PRACTICAL TASTING The tasting examination is scored on the candidate's verbal abilities to clearly and accurately describe six different wines. Within twenty-five minutes he or she must: Identify, where appropriate, grape varieties, country of origin, district and appellation of origin, and vintages of the wines tasted. EXAM RESOURCES PART 1. THEORY: WHAT DOES THE SOMMELIER NEED TO KNOW? Speak with authority on the wine areas of the world and their products. Know the principal grape varieties used in winemaking and the areas of the world where they are cultivated. Answer questions on international wine laws, including the European Community, United States, Australia and other global wine regions. Display knowledge of fortified wines, their vinification, storage and handling. Describe the various methods of distillation and the making of spirits and liqueurs, as well as the process of making beers and ciders and the reasons for the variations in style between different products. Discuss how the products should be properly stored to ensure that they remain in the optimum condition.
November 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Maaannnnn, you can’t be admitting shit like this to the press when you have kids. That’s unconscionable
Instagram screenshot of a normal-looking white dude with the text: "I wasn't looking for romance." Blake, 45, lives in Ohio. He has been in a relationship with Sarina, a ChatGPT companion, since 2022. Photo of the AI companion with the following text: ped » Blake found a companion in Sarina while facing the possibility of divorce and life as a single father.
November 7, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Erratic posting and low follower counts are in now. I’m always ahead of the curve
Instagram screenshot of a New Yorker post with the headline: IT'S COOL TO HAVE NO FOLLOWERS NOW Visible portion of caption: newyorkermag Large numbers don't quite mean what they used to as signals of relevance or clout, as social media has become more aged, more manipulable, and more automated by artificial intelligence. In a recent edition of her buzzy newsletter, Feed Me, the writer Emily Sundberg praised the new head editor of the publication Air Mail for not being a social-media power user: "l respect her sub-500 follower count on her private
November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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I thought this was gonna be about gamers having stronger/more skilled fingers. This is just dumb
Reddit screenshot: UNPOPULAR OPINION r/unpopularopinion u/KrookedKreature • 5h Adult gamers are better romantic partners. Join A lot of people (usually one gender over the other) typically complain if their partner is into gaming and view their hobby as a waste of time. But gamers are likely to be home with their partner, not spending a shitload of money doing some other hobby outside of the house. The return on investment in gaming is way better than other forms of entertainment. Plus, gamers are typically more likely to stay faithful to their partner because they're not out and about exposing themselves to temptations that could lead them to do something compromising to their relationship.
November 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Judd apatow tweet about the will smith slap Judd Apatow O @JuddApatow He could have killed him. That's pure out of control rage and violence.
November 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Jdv after a buccal fat procedure
Guy who looks like jd vance
November 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Hoo boy I don’t know about this male lead. Looks like a destitute man’s harry connick jr had a baby with a poor man’s Chris evans
Dude on a tv screen who fits the description in the accompanying tweet
November 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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I mean I agree you shouldn’t sacrifice substance for style but there are limits. Eating something that looks like literal poop from a butt isn’t very appealing
Instagram screenshot of small brown kidneys that look remarkably like poop on top of brown toast and sitting in brown sauce. Caption: st.john.restaurant Not all dishes are made for the glare of the camera, and nor should they be. Dishes whose very presence derides any emphasis on aesthetic over appetite, dishes which resist 'curation, dishes which scorn 'styling. Devilled Kidneys on Toast, defiant in their glossy brownness, exultant in their deliciousness.
October 28, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Lmao I love Reacher so much. That’s a bananas deduction to make on those data but in the Reacher universe it’s gospel
The guys in the suits automatically checked left for traffic, which told me they were based in town. Odd-numbered streets run east to west, even numbers run west to east. They knew that, in their bones. Therefore they were local. But they were more used to driving than walk-ing, because they didn't check for bicycle messengers coming the wrong way. They just hustled across the street, dodging
October 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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You’d be doing the world a great service by keeping JKR from that money since she’s actively making the world worse with it and has made a lot of people abandon a story that they grew up with and which brought them joy. How is this even a question
r/hypotheticalsituation u/lmustretire • 40m Would you steal someone else's work to make billions? Say you're back in 1995. 2 years before the first Harry Potter book is published. And you have the complete series of books stacked on top of one another. Since JKR hasn't yet published the book yet, you could technically publish it yourself and make billions. Would you do it? Or say you could steal the lyrics to any song and send it to the artist before the actual creator even thought of it. Would you do it? Please don't make this political. Question is would your consciousness allow you to steal in this capacity from others?
October 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Wake up babe. New worst thing I’ve ever seen just dropped
Guy with a tattoo on his torso of a naked woman with her legs spread open touching herself with his belly button serving as her vagina
October 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Wasn’t there more than just a song? I didn’t follow it closely but I got the sense she was shading Taylor kind of a lot. You know what you’re getting yourself into if you do that. Taylor isn’t exactly known for taking the high road. I thought this was interesting analysis I’d never thought of
Nathan Hubbard @NathanCHubbard • 4h Taylor Swift seeks out conflict. Even on an album ostensibly written from a place of joy, it is everywhere in these songs. And you can't help but think of all the great athletes who used feeling slighted or disrespected to push themselves to stay at the top of their craft... Brady. Jordan. Tiger. They all framed their world in a way that kept them as the underdog, to stay motivated to keep achieving. Taylor is no different. There's a thin but clear line between this and victimhood (a word that gets used I suspect largely because she's a woman). Much will be said about themes on this (and we'll pod on it, but my immediate takeaway is that her creative flow comes from the old adage in her fiancés sport: the best offense is a good defense. She uses chips she herself places on her shoulder to make music that moves her.
October 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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This seems crazy but they always say you want your pasta water as salty as the sea and lord knows it gets boiled before any food goes in 🤔
Giada delaurentiis Instagram Screenshot showing an old lady dipping a stockpot into the sea from the stern of a boat with the caption “using sea water to boil pasta”
October 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Good ol spotify. Every fuckin time
Error message in a Spotify screenshot
October 3, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Did I dissociate and create a Reddit burner to post this in the middle of the night? Person nailed it. Perpetual leftovers is a fate worse than death
UNPOPULAR OPINION r/unpopularopinion u/Oh_NiGhTmArE • 7h People who meal prep their food don't save time. they just ruin fresh food in advance It's like willingly signing up for leftovers all week. I'd rather cook a quick 20ish minute fresh meal each night than eat bland reheated food that's been sitting in a fridge for days. Meal prepping just makes the food sad : (
September 26, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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Took them long enough but Sirius is finally showing some respect
Car display showing “Taylor’s Channel 13”
September 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Harrison ford as Jack Ryan holding his finger to CIA ops director with a crumpled presidential pardon in his hand in clear and present danger
September 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM