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ABSOLUTELY. And so does celebrity.
I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
December 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
ABSOLUTELY. And so does celebrity.
The Dallas Cowboys are not a good football team. Prolific offense + paper mache defense does not equal a good team. We've been a .500 team all year, and we don't deserve to go to the playoffs, even if we were to somehow make it.
December 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
The Dallas Cowboys are not a good football team. Prolific offense + paper mache defense does not equal a good team. We've been a .500 team all year, and we don't deserve to go to the playoffs, even if we were to somehow make it.
Nah, they gotta fire Matt Eberflus, continuity be damned. How y'all trade for Quinnen Williams, Logan Wilson, Kenny Clark, and get Overshown back from injury and y'all still trash? Why does every struggling QB look like an MVP candidate against the Dallas defense? I'm not even mad, it's just time.
December 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Nah, they gotta fire Matt Eberflus, continuity be damned. How y'all trade for Quinnen Williams, Logan Wilson, Kenny Clark, and get Overshown back from injury and y'all still trash? Why does every struggling QB look like an MVP candidate against the Dallas defense? I'm not even mad, it's just time.
Liberal martyrs.
I don't want to be a "I'm not surprised" guy but covid made it clear that a substantial part of the population wants the freedom to do whatever they want even if it kills them and/or others
strangers are fighting to the death in my menchies over this pretty innocuous take and slinging devastating counterarguments like “what if I had to run away from a murderer” and “I like speeding”
December 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Liberal martyrs.
Film you’ve seen more than six times. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Film you’ve seen more than six times. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
Welp. Good season though. Not good defense, but good season.
December 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Welp. Good season though. Not good defense, but good season.
Dak Prescott gonna finish 2nd or 3rd in MVP votes for the 2nd time in 3 years, but people will still struggle to put him in their Top 5.
December 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Dak Prescott gonna finish 2nd or 3rd in MVP votes for the 2nd time in 3 years, but people will still struggle to put him in their Top 5.
Content-packed week we got. OWCS World Finals, Stranger Things, Thanksgiving Football. I'm giddy.
a man wearing a hat and a white t-shirt is sitting on a couch with his fists in the air .
ALT: a man wearing a hat and a white t-shirt is sitting on a couch with his fists in the air .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Content-packed week we got. OWCS World Finals, Stranger Things, Thanksgiving Football. I'm giddy.
Between Tank Lawrence and Nahshon Wright, former Cowboys defensive players are making some great splash plays early today! Love to see it, even if they're on different teams.
November 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Between Tank Lawrence and Nahshon Wright, former Cowboys defensive players are making some great splash plays early today! Love to see it, even if they're on different teams.
😂 This is too good. You gotta have more than surface level knowledge of Islam to see what Bill did here.
Folks, Zohran Mamdani—smart guy, reminds me of a young me—you know what he said, I told him, “Zohran, I’m gonna do it, I’m gonna say the shahada,” and he said to me “Mr. President, you should say a third line confirming your belief in the wilayat of Ali,” should we do it folks? Should we say it?
November 22, 2025 at 3:02 AM
😂 This is too good. You gotta have more than surface level knowledge of Islam to see what Bill did here.
Y'all, was the last Avatar movie even good? Confused that we're still treating these like must-see events.
November 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Y'all, was the last Avatar movie even good? Confused that we're still treating these like must-see events.
However tonight's game goes, win or lose, it'll be a joy to watch Demarvion Overshown play ball again.
November 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
However tonight's game goes, win or lose, it'll be a joy to watch Demarvion Overshown play ball again.
I swear I don't want to offend, but can we stop with this? The government is going to designate themselves as terrorists? Think about how dumb that sounds.
Something's still not clicking with some of y'all. This is what the government is now, legitimately.
Something's still not clicking with some of y'all. This is what the government is now, legitimately.
I don't know why we still call them ICE and treat them as a legitimate organization. They are an armed Militia and should be designated as a terrorist group. No other legal force in America wears masks and strips people of due process. They are a terrorist organization
November 17, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I swear I don't want to offend, but can we stop with this? The government is going to designate themselves as terrorists? Think about how dumb that sounds.
Something's still not clicking with some of y'all. This is what the government is now, legitimately.
Something's still not clicking with some of y'all. This is what the government is now, legitimately.
This is pt. 2 of his plan following his post addressed to Pam Bondi to re-open an investigation into Epstein. It gives DOJ leave to only release evidence deemed not to be part of the "ongoing investigation." The cover-up continues, with slightly more plausible deniability for his base.
Big update here. In a Truth Social post, he walks back what he said on af1 and says he'll release "what they're entitled to."
LOL.
Well there ya go. Anything mentioning him they're not "entitled to," I'm sure!
LOL.
Well there ya go. Anything mentioning him they're not "entitled to," I'm sure!
November 17, 2025 at 5:26 AM
This is pt. 2 of his plan following his post addressed to Pam Bondi to re-open an investigation into Epstein. It gives DOJ leave to only release evidence deemed not to be part of the "ongoing investigation." The cover-up continues, with slightly more plausible deniability for his base.
Lol, they'd rather implicate the whole city of New York than abstain from "both sides" -ism.
November 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Lol, they'd rather implicate the whole city of New York than abstain from "both sides" -ism.
Most notable is them thighs. I love that she looked at her thick self and said "I'm beautiful!"
Comic book beauty standards are changing, and I don't know if I'm here for it or wary that it'll just change the source of young women's insecurities. The Kardashians already did a number on them.
Comic book beauty standards are changing, and I don't know if I'm here for it or wary that it'll just change the source of young women's insecurities. The Kardashians already did a number on them.
Eyo, why is the new Supergirl book so horny? I'm not complaining or trying to moralize, but these are interesting choices for a comic that feels like it's aiming at a younger audience.
November 17, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Most notable is them thighs. I love that she looked at her thick self and said "I'm beautiful!"
Comic book beauty standards are changing, and I don't know if I'm here for it or wary that it'll just change the source of young women's insecurities. The Kardashians already did a number on them.
Comic book beauty standards are changing, and I don't know if I'm here for it or wary that it'll just change the source of young women's insecurities. The Kardashians already did a number on them.
Watching Denver with that anemic offense is so cool to watch. Still a little early to say, but defense really wins championships.
November 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Watching Denver with that anemic offense is so cool to watch. Still a little early to say, but defense really wins championships.
This Cardinals team blew out the Dallas Cowboys 2 weeks ago, btw.
November 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
This Cardinals team blew out the Dallas Cowboys 2 weeks ago, btw.
Hehehehe
November 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Hehehehe
The existence of therapy is one of the biggest indictments of our failure as a society. We all need it, but the fact we had to turn "someone to talk to" into yet another job instead of, idk, just being there for each other, really highlights our only solution to being overworked is just more work.
November 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The existence of therapy is one of the biggest indictments of our failure as a society. We all need it, but the fact we had to turn "someone to talk to" into yet another job instead of, idk, just being there for each other, really highlights our only solution to being overworked is just more work.
Dessert at Golden Corral is high-key trash. Every single one of them.
November 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Dessert at Golden Corral is high-key trash. Every single one of them.
Buttegieg and Newsom are candy-coated poison pills for the progressive movement. Don't fall for the okey-doke.
November 12, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Buttegieg and Newsom are candy-coated poison pills for the progressive movement. Don't fall for the okey-doke.
Oohwee, David Wong still spitting.
This pushed my brain to remember this video again
November 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Oohwee, David Wong still spitting.