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she/her. 30ish. mostly nonsense, partly haladriel. probably writing something that will emotionally traumatize you 💖

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Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · May 11

HALADRIEL FANFICS
Something Old, Something New

A sketch of Galadriel and Sauron from The Rings of Power. Both are wearing crowns, and Sauron nuzzles her ear.
Text reads “Haladriel Fics: something old, something new. Art by @thatsouthernanthem”

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Cozy 🌻 @cozyships.bsky.social · 14h

meet me at the edge ch 5
Haladriel | E | 50.1k

prairie gothic horror au

archiveofourown.org/works/47210539/chapters/188437661

White text over a dimmed image of a woman’s hands held behind her back with the fingers crossed to indicate telling a lie or breaking a promise.

The text reads:

cozy_ships
meet me at the edge
Haladriel Prairie Gothic Horror AU
E | 50.1k | 5/?

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Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 14h

What in the actual fuck

Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 4d

Worth the uti or not? You decide!

A photo of halbrand from the rings of power with a Google search laid over it which reads "are there cranberry pills in middle earth?"

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Myrs @myrsinemezzo.bsky.social · 6d

Behind but catching up on Sticks of Power! #Tolkientober - Day #3 Crown with some trouble in not-quite paradise for Halbrand Sauron and Galadriel

Stick figure Halbrand Sauron saying “I alone can see your greatness” while stick figure Galadriel looks down from the raft onto the reflection of them wearing crowns. Her thought bubble reads “Then why is your crown bigger than mine?!”

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Cat @eyeofacat.bsky.social · 9d

Canon can’t let you down when you lived through S2 of Heroes.

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Cat @eyeofacat.bsky.social · 12d

anyway listen the showrunners have clearly been foreshadowing it since season 1, so -

Rings of Power pictures: Sauron- themed with the caption “One will always corrupt”, Galadriel-themed with caption “Two will divide”, and then a combination of trees, arrows and silver hair with caption “But with three there is balance.”

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Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 12d

Schrödinger's Elf is not worth all this.

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Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 12d

#couplegoals

Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 12d

Never forget!

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Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 13d

Its really been a telenervildo day, hasn't it?

punk (nsfw prompts) @notsafeforpunky.bsky.social · 13d

238.

Double penetration pic. Two men standing fixing each other. They’re holding a woman up between them. The man on the left is holding her up by the bottom of her ass—his dick is notably in her ass ha ha. The man in the right has his arm over her thigh and is helping to support her lower back. She’s facing him, her legs over his forearm. Her arms are also around his shoulders. His dick is in her pussy (obviously).

Out of alt text practice, so much to embarrass myself with i am sorry.

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Cath M @catherloki.bsky.social · 13d

"Touch the darkness"???

Alright...

Galadriel and Celeborn realise they've both been in a situationship with the Dark Lord.

a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van

Alt: a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van pointing at each other.

media.tenor.com

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Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 13d

Its That Time of the trop hiatus again, and I'd like to remind us all that getting upset about things that haven't happened yet(and maybe never will given the deeply speculative nature of leaks) is a waste of time and we could be making pretty art or fic instead :)

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Bedky🐇 vgen comms open! @bedky.bsky.social · 15d

Halbrand & Galadriel 🗡️

A digital drawing depicting Halbrand and Galadriel from Rings of Power. Halbrand sits on a large tree root while Galadriel lays along the ground, between their out stretched hands hovers Finrods dagger. Behind them is a green and misty forest.

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Tea with Tolkien @teawithtolkien.com · 16d

Kind words about my book, Into the Heart of Middle-earth. 🫖

An image of the cover art for my book, Into the Heart of Middle-earth: a watercolor landscape painting of two trees amidst mountains. A golden ring looms in the background. There is a small star at the top of the cover.

Text: "You will finish this book with your hope and courage restored, ready to tackle the adventure of your own life." - Haley Stewart
Editor of Word on Fire Votive and author of Jane Austen's Genius Guide to Life

Coming from Ave Maria Press in February 2026
Learn more and pre-order at www.teawithtolkien.com/book

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Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 15d

A/B (affectionate), A/C (derogatory)
Or ☝️
A/B (endgame), A/C (pregame)

Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 15d

Saw that take earlier and thought I was having a stroke. Then I saw someone in the replies say their favorite grrm-ism was "just so" and I actually had a stroke.

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celekropotkinbor @nulienna.bsky.social · 18d

half-maia sauron child is fun but have you considered clockwork automaton frankenstein sauron child

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FanAstraea @fanastraea.bsky.social · 20d

as a fan of noncon, dubcon and under/non-negotiated cnc this is honestly one of the most straightforward explanations of this i've ever read?

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Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social · 20d

if you have a Christian family you’ve been wanting to wordlessly abandon tomorrow would be a great day to do it

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Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 20d

Celeborn Owes Me Hazard Pay

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Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 20d

a black and white skunk is standing in a field of flowers .

Alt: a black and white skunk is looking bashful

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bea @bluececilia.bsky.social · 21d

here's a very bad, morally reprehensible fic. I was shaking my head while I wrote it so that the audience knows I don't condone incest

cleanse me with hyssop || E || 🪦🕊️

archiveofourown.org/works/641986...

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notblushing @notblushing.bsky.social · Dec 26

Galadriel

#TROP #TheRingsofPower #art #fanart

Digital painting of Galadriel as portrayed by Morfydd Clark in The Rings of Power. She is turned to face the viewer with a sharply focused expression. Her long blonde hair glows white with backlight, and rough hatched white lines suggest the form of her shoulders and the top of her chest.

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Kayin @kayin.moe · 22d

Fuck a bluesky blackout, we need a whiteout. Cum everywhere, a week of moderators being unable to escape The Cum.

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Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 25d

Can't believe we get to live in a world where this movie exists. Insane. Effervescent.