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No Context Spider-Man
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Random moments from Spider-Man comics. Not a bot.
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Sibling to podcast That 90s Spider-Man Show. Run by @whatdidjackdo

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Man: Say! You're Peter Parker, aren't you? Peter Parker points to himself with his fun, frowning and yells: "Un-Fortunately!" Panel from Web of Spider-Man #11 (1986)
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Spider-Man 2099 (in his white suit) looks at a purple hologram of J Jonah Jameson's head. JJJ looks enraged. Panel from Spider-Man 2099 #16 (2016)
November 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Spider-Man leans against a wall and slides down to a sitting position in exhaustion. "BurrutthhhhER! If I NEVER have to go through something like THAT again - - it'll be TOO SOON!" Panel from Amazing Spider-Man #137 (1974)
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Spider-Man is in his black costume with a web sack on his back. He is being hugged tightly and lifted off the ground by a large muscular green man, with scales, weird ears, bumps on his head, and an orange/gold cape and clothes. Xanja: ...It will please me to relieve you of it! Spider-Man: UNNHHH... Panel from Web of Spider-Man #25 (1986)
November 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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"That apple pie was lit! 'Roffle-mao'!"

"What's that about Chairman Mao, dear?"
November 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Peter Parker holds a phone in front of his face. Peter: Don't you DARE put me on hold --! Phone hold music: Raindrops keep fallin' on my head... Panel from Amazing Spider-Man #366 (1992)
November 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Peter Parker speaks to Aunt May from the bottom of the stairs. PETER: HI, AUNT MAY! GOT ANY OF THAT GROOVY APPLE PIE LEFT?? MAY: YES, DEAR--IT'S IN THE FRIDGE! PETER: GOOD! THAT'S FOR ME! Panel from Amazing Spider-Man #30
November 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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- And thanks again for the apple pie! It was BASED!

- based on WHAT?
November 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Aunt May is washing the dishes in the kitchen. She looks over her shoulder to Peter, who is mid-run and wearing a yellow waistcoat. PETER: AND THANKS AGAIN FOR THE APPLE PIE! IT WAS THE MOST! MAY: THE MOST WHAT? PETER: JUST AN EXPRESSION, AUNT MAY! S’LONG—! Panel from Amazing Spider-Man #30 (1965)
November 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Black and white panel of Spider-Man standing in the rain. "I've never hated someone like this before. I can't control my feelings anymore. I'm going to kill you. I'll kill you or you'll kill me." Panel from Spider-Man: The Manga #30
November 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Spider-Man stands in a grassy area surrounded by trees and shrubbery. He is holding a camera and looking over his shoulder at four men approaching with large assault rifles. Man: Nice of you to make up for the HASSLE you caused. And now you can do us one MORE favor - -! Spider-Man: Which is...? Man: You can DIE- EEAAAGHHH The men are cut down in a hail of gunfire. Panel from Web of Spider-Man Annual #4 (1988)
November 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Stegron the Dinosaur Man points a finger, standing behind Sauron, the Pterodactyl Man. Stegron: WE want to turn people into dinosaurs Sauron holds up a hand while facing the same way. Sauron: yes, yes, “we.”
November 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Spider-Man lies on his back. His hands, head and right knee poke out from an avalanche of candy. "I've got to beat that BAD guy! After all, I'm the GOOD guy!" Panel from Spidey Super Stories #48 (1980)
November 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Spider-Man, unmasked, stands in a dark room next to a window with blinds. His hand rests on a phone he has just hung up. He has his pit webbing. Thinking: "Well, that was lucky. I didn't even have to come up with a reason to be alone!" Panel from Peter Parker, the Spectacular Spider-Man #100 (1984)
November 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Spider-Man punts the White Dragon, sending him up and down onto his face with a WOMP! Spider-Man: And don't worry about me humiliating you -- you're doing a FINE JOB all by your lonesome. Panel from Amazing Spider-Man #185 (1978)
November 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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What's cool is that the context for this is 1000 times more insane than you probably think it is.
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Spider-Man lifts his mask up over his nose to drink a cup of water from the water cooler. He has his back to J Jonah Jameson, who is speaking on the phone. Jonah rages with his fist raised into the air. JJJ: POLICE!! I want the POLICE!! NO, consarn it... I don't know WHAT their proper AREA CODE NUMBER is..!! Blast it... I've got SPIDER-MAN in here! Spider-Man (thinking): Mmmmm... This just hits the spot! JJJ: NO! I don't WANT the number of an EXTERMINATOR! Panel from Amazing Spider-Man Annual #3 (1966)
November 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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A woman with long dark hair and makeup sits opposite a man with grey hair, a suit, and glasses on his forehead. He is holding a pen taking notes as he speaks to her. Woman: Sha -- that is, Sharon. Reporter: And you say you know Spider-Man? Woman: Yes. We were lovers. He has many strange sexual habits. Would you like me to tell you all about it for your newspaper? TO BE CONTINUED Panel from Amazing Spider-Man #46 (1999)
November 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Peter Parker showers, holding a cloth to his head and wincing. "Must... wash... BRAIN...!" Panel from Amazing Spider-Man #593 (2009)
November 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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There is a hero in all of us
November 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Head and shoulder image of Spider-Man in a lab he’s facing us and holds up his index finger of his right hand as he says, “….“ “Give me a second.“
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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In our latest episode / excuse to make a shitposty image, we are joined by @gene9892.bsky.social to talk KRAVEN THE HUNTER and rank those darn Sonyverse movies
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A shitposty podcast icon made up of shots from Kraven the Hunter (2024). One is Aaron Taylor Johnson, but small. There is also Russell Crowe expressing how we all feel watching this movie by downing vodka. Rhino's weird grayscale face and the terrible haircut they made Alessandro Nivola have for some scenes are also present.
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Spider-Man looks down and to his right. Internal monologue: I’ve been putting that off all day. Panel from Spider-Man / Doctor Strange: The Way To Dusty Death (1992)
November 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Miles Morales sits on a chair in the X-Men's kitchen, awkwardly staring forward and not making eye contact with anyone. Everyone stands in silence, including, Rogue, Kitty Pryde, Storm, Firestar and Blackheath. Panel from All-New X-Men #34 (2014)
November 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Spider-Man has his arms cuffed behind his back. He and Hank McCoy (Beast) are held in separate cages with energy bars, suspended high above the ground. Below them are silhouettes of people and a large container of liquid. Spider-Man: HEY! I'M not a mutant - - ! Not that there's anything WRONG with it... Panel from Spider-Man: The Mutant Agenda #3 (1994)
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Peter Parker emphasises his point with his hands: “I was… uh… up to my NECK… in that STICKY MESS, Mary Jane!” Panel from Spidey Super Stories #48 (1980)
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM