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No Context Spider-Man
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Random moments from Spider-Man comics. Not a bot.
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Man: Say! You're Peter Parker, aren't you? Peter Parker points to himself with his fun, frowning and yells: "Un-Fortunately!" Panel from Web of Spider-Man #11 (1986)
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Panel from Amazing Fantasy #1000 (2022) Spider-Man (red and blue costume) faces a Spider-Man (black and blue Fantastic Four costume) with his arms folded. Behind them are strands of web and the cosmos. SM: SO NO NOBEL PRIZE? SM2: OH. I ACTUALLY WON ONE, BUT WHO CARES? I MEAN, THEY GIVE THOSE THINGS TO EVERYONE NOWADAYS
January 20, 2026 at 1:36 PM
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Panel from Amazing Spider-Man #91 (1970) Peter Parker is held by by two goons on the sidewalk. Politician/dirtbag Sam Bullit leans out of the window of his car pulled up besides them. Bullit: SON, I'M TRYING TO CLEAN UP THIS CITY! NOBODY'S GONNA STOP ME! ANYONE WHO DOESN'T HELP ME IS ON THE SIDE OF THE LAWLESS! NOW YOU'RE NOT TAKING A STAND AGAINST LAW AND ORDER, ARE YOU? Peter: YOU PIOUS HYPOCRITE! YOU CALL THIS LAW AND ORDER? Bullit: I’M JUST TRYING TO DO MY DUTY, BOY! Peter: YEAH? THAT'S PROBABLY WHAT HITLER SAID, TOO!
January 19, 2026 at 8:15 AM
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Spider-Man stands in front of a wiry, fit man with glasses. He has on his shirt a number, before or after apparently running a marathon. Spider-Man has his right arm extended with a hand on the man's left shoulder and says, "All you really have to do to get what you want is...change your packaging." The man's only response is a word balloon containing only a question mark. 
January 18, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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Posted this on Instagram and someone commented “616 Captain America is a liberal cuck”
January 16, 2026 at 9:37 PM
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Panel from Spectacular Spider-Man #138 (1988) Captain America (John Walker) stands with his mighty shield. He thinks: CAPTAIN AMERICA… AMERICA ITSELF... THE ENEMY. I DON'T LIKE THE WAY THAT FEELS. NOT ONE BIT. WHAT AM I DOING HERE? WHO AM I TRYING TO HELP?
January 16, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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Panel from Spidey Super Stories #39 (1978) Mary Jane watches the television frowning with a clenched fist. On the TV a reporter holds a microphone and turns to see four women asleep on the floor. 'Meanwhile...' Reporter: Mastermind's SLEEP SODA made the marchers sleep. MJ thinks: 'Another PLOT to stop women.'
January 16, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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Panel from Marvel Team-Up Annual #5 (1982) Quasar flies through the air with a serpent crown on his head. He thinks 'Spider-Man cannot have gotten far. I know the project like the back of my hand...' A webline appears in front of him 'There is nowhere he can--' He is clotheslined by the webline 'HiiIIIIAAGHK!' He is then hit by a web ball with a WHAK and falls limply backwards.
January 16, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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Panel from Spider-Man 2099 #25 (2017) Miguel O'Hara in his white, red and black Spider-Man costume, embraces and kisses a woman with a purple mohawk, insectoid wings and a scaled bio-mechanical exoskeleton. They are in a laboratory tinged red by the lights. Miguel has one hand on her back and the other holding her thigh. Comms: Miguel! Power surge from --!
January 16, 2026 at 7:10 AM
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Panel from Amazing Spider-Man #58 (1967) Spider-Man looks through a phone book inside a phone booth. In the background, a tall robot emerges from billowing smoke and rubble. The robot, which has a screen on its head depicting a human face, advances towards him. Spider-Man: Just my LUCK! I don't know his FIRST name! And there are a couple DOZEN Smythes listed!! How am I gonna tell which one is WHICH..??
January 16, 2026 at 4:30 AM
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Panel from Amazing Spider-Man #54 (1967) Aunt May's kitchen. Otto Octavius gets up from his chair. The table in front of him has a pot of tea and cups and saucers. Near the doorway, Peter Parker angrily points towards the supervillain, while May holds one hand to his shoulder and shrugs with her other arm and a bemused expression. Peter: Aunt May... don't you know who he IS... WHAT he is?? He's a CRIMINAL!! A deadly MENACE! May: You mustn't SAY such things, dear! After all, he IS our guest! FORGIVE my nephew, doctor! He's SO high-strung! Otto: Of COURSE, dear lady! I understand! He's just OVER-EMOTIONAL... like so many of today's teenagers!
January 16, 2026 at 4:12 AM
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Panel from Spectacular Spider-Man #139 (1988) Spider-Man stands upriught in the rain, moving only his arm to nonchalantly uppercut a henchman. The henchman's head whips back with a WOK. It is raining. Spider-Man: Dumb.
January 16, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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Panel from Spidey Super Stories #47 (1980) Close up of Spider-Man, behind him are multi-coloured balloons and a gorilla happily shoving cake into his mouth. Spider-Man says "I'm so HAPPY" but thinks 'And none of you could KNOW... today really IS my birthday!' THE END
January 16, 2026 at 1:23 AM
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Panel from Web of Spider-Man #9 (2009) Spider-Man climbs up the side of a building towards someone perched on the edge of the rooftop. Below him cops with sirens blaring arrive on the scene. "Stop! Come back here! Or... Or I'll say "stop" again!
January 14, 2026 at 6:25 AM
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Panel from Spectacular Spider-Man #212 (1994) Spider-Man stands in torrential rain. He puts on two yellow gauntlets with black fingertips. "Newsflash, Vengey. NOBODY feels sorry for you! Nobody cares. The disappointments must be stacking up like cordwood tonight!
January 14, 2026 at 3:47 AM
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Panel from Ultimate Spider-Man Annual #2 (2006) Daredevil and Spider-Man beside each other stand on a rooftop with the silhouette of city buildings behind of them. Daredevil faces Spider-Man, but Spidey faces forward and down. DD: "Welcome to the world. You're one day older."
January 14, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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Panel from Amazing Spider-Man #21 (1987) Spider-Man climbs up the side of a skyscraper, carrying Mary Jane with one arm around her waist. She has her arms wrapped around his neck and is looking down to the street far below. She is wearing a purple coat, heeled boots and tights. He is wearing his black and white costume. MJ: "Th-This wasn't exactly what I had in MIND! I-I thought you meant a PARK or something!" Spider-Man: "What could be more private than the top of the Empire State Building?"
January 13, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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Panel from Spectacular Spider-Man 136 (1987) A male immigration officer in a red suit scowls at Spider-Man. Wearing his black costume and clenching his fist, Spider-Man looks back, presumably scowling too. Immigration Officer: You think I like this? The law’s the law. I just ENFORCE it. Spider-Man: No questions asked? Just following ORDERS?
January 13, 2026 at 6:06 AM
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Panel from Miles Morales: Ultimate Spider-Man #5 (2014) Miles sits in the passenger seat of a car, his Spider-Man costume on and mask removed, while a woman with short hair drives. He is touching a tear in his costume leg, where there is a bleeding wound. They both look at it. Maria: Are you hurt? Miles: Bullet grazed me. So, yes. Maria: My God. Miles: And a Green Goblin tried to light me on fire. Maria: A COP bullet?
January 13, 2026 at 1:22 AM
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Panel from The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl Beats Up the Marvel Universe (2016) Spider-Man leaps down the side of a skyscraper alongside two Squirrel Girls wearing slightly different outfits. Spider-Man: "But --how do you know which of you is the clone and which of you is the original?" Squirrel Girl: Dude, that old chestnut? It's SO EASY Other Squirrel Girl: You seriously had problems with that?
January 13, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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Panel from Spider-Man Vs. The Sinister Sixteen (2025) Peter Parker and Otto Octavius look at each other from different restaurant tables. They both relent a small half smile and raise their drinks to one another.
January 12, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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Panel from Superman and Spider-Man (1981) - Marvel Treasury Edition #28 Robbie and J Jonah Jameson watch through an open doorway as Peter Parker rushes in the opposite direction. Robbie: Don’t you think you went a little hard on him, Jonah? JJ: Bah! Young people today are made of tissue paper, Robbie! They’re all namby-pamby WIMPS! Life’s too easy for them ! Kids like Parker need some hard times to toughen them up! Narrator: Careless words…
January 12, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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Panel from Spidey Super Stories #18 (1976) Peter Parker and Mary Jane watch as men replace a sign in Central Park. The new sign says "Welcome to Fun City" and the old one says the same but Fun is crossed out and "crime" added
January 11, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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Panel from Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man #32 (1979) Peter Parker, wearing his Spider-Man costume without the mask, studies his face in the mirror, his hand to his chin where stubble is reaching beard territory. "Enough introspection, Parker! What's first on today's agenda? Shave? Eat?"
January 11, 2026 at 2:26 AM
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Panel from Web of Spider-Man #33 (1987) Kid: heads up! The boy throws a(n American) football before an opposing player reaches him. Kid 2: HA! Made ya dump it early! Kid 3: Spider-Man’s open on the sideline! The kids watch as the ball travels through the air above them. Kid 4: He can’t get that! It’s way over-thrown! The ball stops to a stand-still as Spider-Man (black costume) catches it on the tip of his finger.
January 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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Absolute cinema
January 10, 2026 at 1:26 AM