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Existenceisfutile @nogodsamongus.bsky.social · 3h

It may sound bad, I say start building it link it up and do a press release with both shaking hands in the middle, then just collapse it on both ends.
Forgive me for the horrible reference but:

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Existenceisfutile @nogodsamongus.bsky.social · 4h

Are you kidding care and compassion for another person over money, that’s terroristic idealism in this regime…

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Get Out The Mid Term Vote @gotmtv.bsky.social · 6h

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Existenceisfutile @nogodsamongus.bsky.social · 4h

Professors are a sneaky bunch, they could be anywhere …. 😂🤣😂

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NLorenz - Artist, Writer. CutieCats COMMS OPEN! @napalmnacey.bsky.social · 9h

And we can use our outdated lingo with impunity and share our ancient memes. I can say “LOL” without people being weird about it.

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Existenceisfutile @nogodsamongus.bsky.social · 4h

Exactly…

Existenceisfutile @nogodsamongus.bsky.social · 4h

Just keep those damn kids off my lawn….

Are we doing bingo tonight or tomorrow? 😂🤣

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Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 11h

I mean so what if bluesky is a retirement home for people who’ve been online too long, we get our little bingo nights & whatever popping.

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Existenceisfutile @nogodsamongus.bsky.social · 5h

There is I believe an unwritten rule that no tap dancing can ever be performed without the display of “Jazz hands” except for river dance, but they just flaunt the rules, those rebellions toe tappers…

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Existenceisfutile @nogodsamongus.bsky.social · 5h

Well, it seems like we have absolutely no representation considering that the government is shut down..it’s probably safe to say we shouldn’t be paying taxes to a government that isn’t functioning or representing the people?
We don’t get paid if we don’t do our jobs, are they expecting charity?

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Existenceisfutile @nogodsamongus.bsky.social · 5h

Nuremberg 2.0 is sure to be a very long trial….

And I hope the broadcast every minute of every conviction and every sentence passed down.

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Existenceisfutile @nogodsamongus.bsky.social · 6h

I’m out, I can’t make it 30 seconds with the 🐂 s💩 that I see happening, no way I’m making 28 days 🤦‍♂️😂🤣🤣😂

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Existenceisfutile @nogodsamongus.bsky.social · 6h

Get yourself a friend with a boot , have them all chase you draw them away from the car then boot it and take off.

They can’t catch you anyway …

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Veteran Fighting Fascist @vetsfighfascist.bsky.social · 3d

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Existenceisfutile @nogodsamongus.bsky.social · 1d

I already canceled my fishing charter boat…
They were so understanding when I added the reason why:

To: Fish the Caribbean charters,
I regret to inform you that I will be canceling my charter due to missile wielding “President” if you can call him that.
I wish you the best in future endeavors.

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Existenceisfutile @nogodsamongus.bsky.social · 1d

Aww come on now folks we are better than that we don’t have to keep pointing out that Donald has some learning difficulties. It’s not his fault his mum let him go out without his helmet and a safety buddy in his time it was rare for people with severe mental illness to get help….

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Existenceisfutile @nogodsamongus.bsky.social · 1d

Oh no, no, he doesn’t get of that easily, please use the recommended descriptions:

Tangerine Porcine
Heir Shitler
Shiticus
Orange Julius Geezer
Twat waffle
Cockwomble in Chief
MoussoWeenie
TACO
Krasnov the bitchboy
Trumples the Clown
Private Bonespurs Mc DraftDodger

Existenceisfutile @nogodsamongus.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah but Harold and Kumar are going to be picked up by ICE if they show up there….

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Existenceisfutile @nogodsamongus.bsky.social · 1d

Of course his going to rate is 2billion rubles for a BJ and election denial, a flying palace for a stinky finger and a full header up the backend you gotta give up your strip for a hotel and golf course…

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Freethinkers United @freethinkersunited.bsky.social · 1d

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'Polka-Dot Dress Lady' Emerges As NYC's Anti-ICE Folk Hero

“One woman in a polka-dot dress showing more courage than half of Congress ever will,” remarked someone on Bluesky.

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Existenceisfutile @nogodsamongus.bsky.social · 1d

Well that’s a solid movie then, Ive been attempting to watch the Disappointment Room movie because i feel like it’s just gonna be an empty room …. As epic as that would be , that would be quite a disappointment.

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Existenceisfutile @nogodsamongus.bsky.social · 1d

Worthless garbage humans.

Wait til they cry during the trials, “but, but, it wasn’t my fault … I was just following orders!

Aww well maybe we will show the same leniency as you showed a blind man on the street…

Why because fuck you you sick bastards, that’s why…..

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