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Kayla B @queenofthesouth.bsky.social · Jul 29

The very first message from a candidate shouldn’t be asking for money. It should be asking what we need from you

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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · Jul 29

Do you ever just get sad about how many people have fully embraced anti-intellectualism?

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10/24 🎃🎂 - OVO 🦉 @kbellathedon.bsky.social · May 23

Mixed with ketchup

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Attorney for Smoke&Stack @bigesqbae.bsky.social · May 23

It’s “snitching” to report that someone literally planted an explosive in your car??????????

The plot been lost fr bc HOW?????????

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UrbanOracle♍️ 🦍 @noirgent.bsky.social · May 3

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UrbanOracle♍️ 🦍 @noirgent.bsky.social · May 2

Happy Birthday🤗🥰

UrbanOracle♍️ 🦍 @noirgent.bsky.social · May 2

5ive

UrbanOracle♍️ 🦍 @noirgent.bsky.social · May 1

Meg Stallion

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UrbanOracle♍️ 🦍 @noirgent.bsky.social · Apr 30

Good morning ☀️😃🌞

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UrbanOracle♍️ 🦍 @noirgent.bsky.social · Apr 28

Some bbl surgeons should get arrested and sent to El Salvador

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A Halloween Pun @pbastronaut.bsky.social · Apr 25

I mean this sincerely: if you're incapable of seeing a marble boob in a 500 year old sculpture without freaking the fuck out then you are fundamentally incapable of functioning in the world and should be put in a facility.

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Rent’em Spoons 🥄 🥄 @taastee.blacksky.app · Apr 27

Good morning

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UrbanOracle♍️ 🦍 @noirgent.bsky.social · Apr 27

a man says you and me both in front of a poster

ALT: a man says you and me both in front of a poster

media.tenor.com

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Kimora is across the skeet!! @fukinlouzer.bsky.social · Apr 27

Sinners most definitely lived up to the hype. I see why people are running to do multiple watches. Take yall asses to the movies and do yourselves a favor.

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Chief Skeet 👑🖤✊🏾🌱 @longlivethechief.bsky.social · Apr 27

We’re the really new adults? That’s still crazy to me.

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UrbanOracle♍️ 🦍 @noirgent.bsky.social · Apr 27

#sinners 10/10

UrbanOracle♍️ 🦍 @noirgent.bsky.social · Apr 27

This NFL draft is why I can’t take black folks that criticized LBJ over bronny’s draft seriously.
Meritocracy don’t mean the same us

UrbanOracle♍️ 🦍 @noirgent.bsky.social · Apr 25

Whew 😂😂

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Bria LaVorgna @chaosbria.com · Apr 24

Friendly reminder to support your local independent bookstore this weekend!

A slightly less friendly reminder to just not buy books from Am*zon at all.

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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · Apr 23

One of the most shocking things I have read for a while:
t.co/lg46ijHLDF

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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · Apr 23

Check out how the anchors of CBS Evening News ended their broadcast tonight:

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