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kel 🏹
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hermit, history, many cats
January 2, 2026 at 1:29 PM
I saw a really bleak article in the local paper that was like well if you’re rural your healthcare system is fucked so everyone needs to learn emergency first aid
December 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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you, an idiot: we should have universal health care

me, a TV genius: the average american is going to lose 400 pounds next year
Oz: We thought it was 125 million pounds. Our estimate is Americans will lose 135 billion pounds by the midterms
December 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
December 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
a journalist’s apartment in heavy rain
no one:

a cop’s apartment in a 90s network procedural:
December 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
tiny / medium / grown up
October 27, 2025 at 1:34 PM
alan wake is wearing 3 jackets in the first game
October 23, 2025 at 11:14 PM
October 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
do you remember when everyone was putting butter in their coffee? a 2017 portent of unfortunate things to come
October 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
October 16, 2025 at 3:07 PM
going to the ER or urgent care as my only healthcare is not sustainable. even if i wanted to self-pay for a primary care appt they’re all booked until january/february because of all the closures around here. USA number one baby
October 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
he wants to end it all
October 15, 2025 at 12:33 PM
2000 mirror technology
August 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
August 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
reading a book about the peninsula campaign & then watching a reel that rates animal crossing gyroids
May 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
how much of the US is just going to become distribution centers
May 9, 2025 at 1:38 PM
i’m getting youtube recs for tips on how to buy a house but it’s for buying houses in a video game
May 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
when my partner was growing up in virginia his public school had a little trailer technically off school property where they took everyone for weekly religion class (during school hours)
May 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
basket
May 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Trump just signed an executive order cutting funding to my cock and balls
May 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
May 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
there’s two guys replacing our front door rn and the one said to the other “at my last job they called me the edger”
May 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
marking the seasons by how green it gets between the dunkin parking lot & the apartment complex
May 1, 2025 at 12:30 PM
i keep thinking duquesne light is a beer
May 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM