hypocrisy noticer
@notcoolsean.bsky.social
don't see this going well
Pinned
*breaking Luigi out of prison*
Luigi: Hey have you ever listened to Joe Rogan
Me: not now man
Luigi: Hey have you ever listened to Joe Rogan
Me: not now man
I like pretty much all pies. my most controversial pie take is that I'd rank lemon meringue in my top 5.
November 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I like pretty much all pies. my most controversial pie take is that I'd rank lemon meringue in my top 5.
next president should have them make more good Tremors movies
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
next president should have them make more good Tremors movies
I hope people realize how obvious chatgpt emails are.
no one has ever written an email with paragraph headings
no one has ever written an email with paragraph headings
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I hope people realize how obvious chatgpt emails are.
no one has ever written an email with paragraph headings
no one has ever written an email with paragraph headings
ah yes, no women has ever written a story where the woman "loves" a beast
November 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
ah yes, no women has ever written a story where the woman "loves" a beast
Kirk and Riker went after alien ladies all the time.
Has this pairing ever been flipped? Where a man falls in love with a monster?
November 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Kirk and Riker went after alien ladies all the time.
hades 2 is a good game but the last step to find the Fates is some BS
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
hades 2 is a good game but the last step to find the Fates is some BS
hate when I'm reduced to maneuvering thrusters only
November 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
hate when I'm reduced to maneuvering thrusters only
after reviewing twitch, can confirm that Germans love map games. not drawing any conclusions, yet
November 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
after reviewing twitch, can confirm that Germans love map games. not drawing any conclusions, yet
🎵Be. Our. Guest.🎵
mfing Whoville lookin’ ass cabinet, this jusy ruined my whole god dam day smfh fuck this shit
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
🎵Be. Our. Guest.🎵
when you grow up the doctor stops telling you how much tummy time you need, which seems like malpractice
November 23, 2025 at 12:42 AM
when you grow up the doctor stops telling you how much tummy time you need, which seems like malpractice
watching some EU V and looks baffling
November 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
watching some EU V and looks baffling
I bet Mamdani told him his favorite movie growing up was home alone 2 and that was that
November 22, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I bet Mamdani told him his favorite movie growing up was home alone 2 and that was that
I'm picturing a world where the dem establishment flattered him a little between '08 and '16 and we'd have leftists president Trump now
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I'm picturing a world where the dem establishment flattered him a little between '08 and '16 and we'd have leftists president Trump now
too caught up on stuff. no shows, no streams, no videos to watch. not cool.
November 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
too caught up on stuff. no shows, no streams, no videos to watch. not cool.
spotted this in an episode of Leave It To Beaver, props person having some fun. see Alt text
November 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
spotted this in an episode of Leave It To Beaver, props person having some fun. see Alt text
feature not a bug
CNN: What if there are more names connected to the Democratic Party that come out in the files?
CHRIS MURPHY: So what?
CHRIS MURPHY: So what?
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
feature not a bug
there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions.
in 5 years your password will need to be a minimum of 87 characters and result in no measurable increase to security
November 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
in 5 years your password will need to be a minimum of 87 characters and result in no measurable increase to security
most cities in Canada have zero culture. we're mostly known for inventing foods named after other places, like Hawaiian pizza and California rolls
I want everyone to post their hometown slop (if you don't have a cuisine that qualifies then your town has zero culture).
Skyline is fine and hits at 3 am just like taco bell lol
Skyline is fine and hits at 3 am just like taco bell lol
November 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
most cities in Canada have zero culture. we're mostly known for inventing foods named after other places, like Hawaiian pizza and California rolls
0% chance this is a real person
If she was 18 she was an adult. If she was an adult she was responsible for her own choices.
November 18, 2025 at 7:38 PM
0% chance this is a real person
just thought of a game called Normal Kombat
November 16, 2025 at 2:16 PM
just thought of a game called Normal Kombat
losing a presidential election to the dude that blew your husband is one hell of a kink. not shaming!
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
losing a presidential election to the dude that blew your husband is one hell of a kink. not shaming!
someone said this recently, but it really is just a new Cow Tools every day
November 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
someone said this recently, but it really is just a new Cow Tools every day
trump sucking off bill Clinton, I'll be honest, didn't expect that one
November 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
trump sucking off bill Clinton, I'll be honest, didn't expect that one