nicole
@notnicole.bsky.social
girl on the internet
software engineer / game developer / professional procrastinator
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software engineer / game developer / professional procrastinator
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one of my fave things is mocking men over the “mental health epidemic” they claim to experience, as a gender.
go talk to your friends sir. the epidemic is in your head, and the cure is quite literally to touch grass.
go talk to your friends sir. the epidemic is in your head, and the cure is quite literally to touch grass.
June 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
one of my fave things is mocking men over the “mental health epidemic” they claim to experience, as a gender.
go talk to your friends sir. the epidemic is in your head, and the cure is quite literally to touch grass.
go talk to your friends sir. the epidemic is in your head, and the cure is quite literally to touch grass.
and yet here I am
April 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
and yet here I am
can someone explain to me why men are…the way they are 😪
April 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
can someone explain to me why men are…the way they are 😪
me spelling Halapeno not because I can’t spell but because the H is next to the J
April 16, 2025 at 1:40 PM
me spelling Halapeno not because I can’t spell but because the H is next to the J
constantly thinking about the time I went on a date with a mega conservative guy like 2 years ago who somehow didn’t know I was trans and got a $150 meal out of it 🥴
March 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
constantly thinking about the time I went on a date with a mega conservative guy like 2 years ago who somehow didn’t know I was trans and got a $150 meal out of it 🥴
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It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!
March 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!
half the USA reads at a middle school level. children are growing up functionally illiterate.
but god damn am I glad English is our “official” language 🙄
this country is a joke.
but god damn am I glad English is our “official” language 🙄
this country is a joke.
March 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
half the USA reads at a middle school level. children are growing up functionally illiterate.
but god damn am I glad English is our “official” language 🙄
this country is a joke.
but god damn am I glad English is our “official” language 🙄
this country is a joke.
what even is the point of instacart? what’s the selling point? that some dude who has never grocery shopped in his life can wander blindly down the aisles and decide items are “out of stock” bc he doesn’t see them in 3.85 seconds??
sir i GUARANTEE they have butter.
sir i GUARANTEE they have butter.
February 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
what even is the point of instacart? what’s the selling point? that some dude who has never grocery shopped in his life can wander blindly down the aisles and decide items are “out of stock” bc he doesn’t see them in 3.85 seconds??
sir i GUARANTEE they have butter.
sir i GUARANTEE they have butter.
hilarious
Canadian MP Charlie Angus: He choked.
The market started to tank, and suddenly, he said, “Oh, didn’t you guys already have a plan to deal with the border back in December? I love that—I’ll take that.”
This is Mr. Art of the Deal.
The market started to tank, and suddenly, he said, “Oh, didn’t you guys already have a plan to deal with the border back in December? I love that—I’ll take that.”
This is Mr. Art of the Deal.
February 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
hilarious
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80's: Imagine words as a person
2000's: Imagine 90 triangles as a person
2020's: They turned down the soft body physics of her breast mesh you can really tell if I set p.gravity to 0.7. The swing limits and constraints are halved, and the damping is basically locking them to her chest.
2000's: Imagine 90 triangles as a person
2020's: They turned down the soft body physics of her breast mesh you can really tell if I set p.gravity to 0.7. The swing limits and constraints are halved, and the damping is basically locking them to her chest.
February 4, 2025 at 5:10 AM
80's: Imagine words as a person
2000's: Imagine 90 triangles as a person
2020's: They turned down the soft body physics of her breast mesh you can really tell if I set p.gravity to 0.7. The swing limits and constraints are halved, and the damping is basically locking them to her chest.
2000's: Imagine 90 triangles as a person
2020's: They turned down the soft body physics of her breast mesh you can really tell if I set p.gravity to 0.7. The swing limits and constraints are halved, and the damping is basically locking them to her chest.
my main question for RFK jr once he takes office is how many pizza rolls would he recommend an adult woman eat on a semi regular basis
January 31, 2025 at 11:09 PM
my main question for RFK jr once he takes office is how many pizza rolls would he recommend an adult woman eat on a semi regular basis
the next 4 years will be such a bittersweet “I told you so” 😪
January 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
the next 4 years will be such a bittersweet “I told you so” 😪
accidental renaissance 🌅
lilo is a purrito
lilo is a purrito
January 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
accidental renaissance 🌅
lilo is a purrito
lilo is a purrito
My lust for McDonald’s snack wraps is insatiable
If they don’t return soon idk what I will do with myself 😭
If they don’t return soon idk what I will do with myself 😭
January 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
My lust for McDonald’s snack wraps is insatiable
If they don’t return soon idk what I will do with myself 😭
If they don’t return soon idk what I will do with myself 😭
I do this weird thing where I get on a new social media (like bluesky), try to make it work for a little bit, then just abandon it for some reason…
Trying not to do that this time. I really need to try and spend more time here and less time on places like FB.
Trying not to do that this time. I really need to try and spend more time here and less time on places like FB.
January 13, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I do this weird thing where I get on a new social media (like bluesky), try to make it work for a little bit, then just abandon it for some reason…
Trying not to do that this time. I really need to try and spend more time here and less time on places like FB.
Trying not to do that this time. I really need to try and spend more time here and less time on places like FB.
good morning echo chamber 🤗
December 3, 2024 at 2:07 PM
good morning echo chamber 🤗
Facebook can eat my entire ass for this one. First, it’s a scene from a MOVIE. Second, what exactly is the problem with nazis getting punched?
Suspended until 12/25 lmao
Suspended until 12/25 lmao
November 25, 2024 at 1:41 PM
Facebook can eat my entire ass for this one. First, it’s a scene from a MOVIE. Second, what exactly is the problem with nazis getting punched?
Suspended until 12/25 lmao
Suspended until 12/25 lmao
I will forever rt onlyfans models bc that shit is not easy to keep up with
I've really taken a hit since everyone is moving to BS, but I'm doing okay. Still if you haven't checked it out, the OF has 1300 pictures, over 55 video clips and I support you downloading and saving them if you can make it work.
There's just way too much there to post!
onlyfans.com/recreational...
There's just way too much there to post!
onlyfans.com/recreational...
November 23, 2024 at 6:47 PM
I will forever rt onlyfans models bc that shit is not easy to keep up with
yeah don’t do this.
Every time I see someone say that trans men should take selfies in women’s rooms, etc, to make trans bathroom panic look stupid, it speaks to me of a lack of understanding of how trans oppression operates and why.
It’s not a thought error. It’s not irrationality.
It’s not a thought error. It’s not irrationality.
November 23, 2024 at 2:01 PM
yeah don’t do this.
why do all republican men look so fuckin weird
The crazed brows, mouth in a frown, just greasy, ugly, weird motherfuckers.
The crazed brows, mouth in a frown, just greasy, ugly, weird motherfuckers.
November 22, 2024 at 2:55 PM
why do all republican men look so fuckin weird
The crazed brows, mouth in a frown, just greasy, ugly, weird motherfuckers.
The crazed brows, mouth in a frown, just greasy, ugly, weird motherfuckers.
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it's don't kill yourself thursday. repost to don't kill yourself
November 22, 2024 at 2:53 PM
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Goood morning, my lovely trolls 🥰 Wishing you a glorious Friday! Meanwhile, I'm hoping to start actually bringing you some more oil pieces beginning next week 🥰 Happy Trolling to youuuu and Happy Friday 🙏❤️🙏
November 22, 2024 at 12:21 PM
Goood morning, my lovely trolls 🥰 Wishing you a glorious Friday! Meanwhile, I'm hoping to start actually bringing you some more oil pieces beginning next week 🥰 Happy Trolling to youuuu and Happy Friday 🙏❤️🙏
making a video game is like, not that easy damn 😪
November 22, 2024 at 2:50 PM
making a video game is like, not that easy damn 😪
