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alan wake ii is a 2024 video game developed by remedy entertainment
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media thread for the back half of 2025, forgot to make one:
jerma getting offended that someone said ben franklin was in hell is an all timer clip
December 1, 2025 at 10:56 PM
jerma getting offended that someone said ben franklin was in hell is an all timer clip
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TAP IN PLEASE
December 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
TAP IN PLEASE
they’re calling it the greatest body of work for any actor (ignore the mcu movie)
December 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
they’re calling it the greatest body of work for any actor (ignore the mcu movie)
this is still one of the most baller toku monster designs ever
December 1, 2025 at 3:11 PM
this is still one of the most baller toku monster designs ever
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i'll always remember this so you dont have to
December 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i'll always remember this so you dont have to
the funniest part of the kill bill fortnite thing is quentin having to voice bill because david carradine jerked himself to death 16 years ago
December 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
the funniest part of the kill bill fortnite thing is quentin having to voice bill because david carradine jerked himself to death 16 years ago
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Just learned that Tommy Tallarico is now quietly starting to go by the name Sammy Salazar, and honestly, has anyone ever done a number on someone on the scale hbomb did on this dude? just legendary
November 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Just learned that Tommy Tallarico is now quietly starting to go by the name Sammy Salazar, and honestly, has anyone ever done a number on someone on the scale hbomb did on this dude? just legendary
the death of sentai partially being hasbro's fault is absolutely shocking, i could have never seen this coming whatsoever
November 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
the death of sentai partially being hasbro's fault is absolutely shocking, i could have never seen this coming whatsoever
the fortnite ending event was written by gamemasteranthony
November 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
the fortnite ending event was written by gamemasteranthony
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Red Letter Media if it were a Japanese variety show
November 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Red Letter Media if it were a Japanese variety show
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my primary impression of fallout 76 was watching an official teaser on the alien update, hearing this weapon's sound effect, and having to rewind to make sure I didn't hallucinate it
January 3, 2025 at 1:22 PM
my primary impression of fallout 76 was watching an official teaser on the alien update, hearing this weapon's sound effect, and having to rewind to make sure I didn't hallucinate it
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her: i consent
him: i consent
the voiceover intro from ninja gaiden: the evil dark dragon blade. a legendary sword. said to have been carved out of the bones of a black dragon
him: i consent
the voiceover intro from ninja gaiden: the evil dark dragon blade. a legendary sword. said to have been carved out of the bones of a black dragon
November 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
her: i consent
him: i consent
the voiceover intro from ninja gaiden: the evil dark dragon blade. a legendary sword. said to have been carved out of the bones of a black dragon
him: i consent
the voiceover intro from ninja gaiden: the evil dark dragon blade. a legendary sword. said to have been carved out of the bones of a black dragon
more relevant than ever lmao
tatsuki fujimoto is a guy who should have an audience of perverts who are really into early 2000s Japanese arthouse films yet he primarily has a following of guys who powerscale using ai videos on twitter
November 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
more relevant than ever lmao
still better than vanilla ng3 and yaiba
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 AM
still better than vanilla ng3 and yaiba
steel on bone is such a dogshit mechanic because it tries to incentivize you to watch for the big red glow on enemies to insta kill them but
1. the red timing is a lie
2. god forbid you're doing anything else other than waiting to press the strong attack button
3. the auto aim sucks
1. the red timing is a lie
2. god forbid you're doing anything else other than waiting to press the strong attack button
3. the auto aim sucks
November 30, 2025 at 7:10 AM
steel on bone is such a dogshit mechanic because it tries to incentivize you to watch for the big red glow on enemies to insta kill them but
1. the red timing is a lie
2. god forbid you're doing anything else other than waiting to press the strong attack button
3. the auto aim sucks
1. the red timing is a lie
2. god forbid you're doing anything else other than waiting to press the strong attack button
3. the auto aim sucks
team ninja will pay for their crimes
November 30, 2025 at 6:55 AM
team ninja will pay for their crimes
these two are the same character
November 30, 2025 at 6:54 AM
these two are the same character
>tokon being bbtag 2
>avatar legends fighting game having a drive button and aang is a rachel alucard function
>bbee getting expanded console ports
it’s a blazblue player’s world and you’re living in it
>avatar legends fighting game having a drive button and aang is a rachel alucard function
>bbee getting expanded console ports
it’s a blazblue player’s world and you’re living in it
November 30, 2025 at 4:59 AM
>tokon being bbtag 2
>avatar legends fighting game having a drive button and aang is a rachel alucard function
>bbee getting expanded console ports
it’s a blazblue player’s world and you’re living in it
>avatar legends fighting game having a drive button and aang is a rachel alucard function
>bbee getting expanded console ports
it’s a blazblue player’s world and you’re living in it
to give ninja gaiden 3 some praise, i do like how it shows hayabusa village as a real, lived in place and not "the place that gets burned down"
it's something i really loved about dragon sword
it's something i really loved about dragon sword
November 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
to give ninja gaiden 3 some praise, i do like how it shows hayabusa village as a real, lived in place and not "the place that gets burned down"
it's something i really loved about dragon sword
it's something i really loved about dragon sword
they weren’t kidding about rewriting the whole game
November 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
they weren’t kidding about rewriting the whole game
thank god this website doesn't have a lot of shipping discourse or other dumb bullshit that happens a lot on twitter
November 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
thank god this website doesn't have a lot of shipping discourse or other dumb bullshit that happens a lot on twitter
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The Red Spectacles (1987)
November 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
The Red Spectacles (1987)
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wait I think this one is better
November 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
wait I think this one is better
is the fortnite thing the new animated section in the whole bloody affair
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
is the fortnite thing the new animated section in the whole bloody affair
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video games are about constantly pressing the jump button while an npc is speaking
November 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
video games are about constantly pressing the jump button while an npc is speaking