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relational astrologer ✨ card slinger ✨ word nerd

traditions: hellenistic (natal, horary)
skills: natal, timing (retrospective & predictive)

offerings, testimonials, teachers & “lineages” on my site 🥰
🔗🌳: https://linktr.ee/npe_g
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psssst, my books are open for natal, predictive and retrospective chart readings (and tarot too!) aaaaand i offer sliding scale and payment in installments 😈🕯️🌸🔮
hcm.squarespace.com
Honorary Celestial Mage
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SpongeBob unveils zodiac signs as SpongeBob characters:

• SpongeBob - Gemini
• Patrick - Sagittarius
• Sandy - Aries
• Squidward - Taurus
• Mrs. Puff - Cancer
• Pearl - Leo
• Karen - Virgo
• Mermaid Man - Libra
• Plankton - Scorpio
• Mr. Krabs - Capricorn
• Bubble Buddy - Aquarius
• Gary - Pisces
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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My stomach and spine are those of Sekhmet, my buttocks are those of the Eye of Horus, my thighs and flanks are those of Nut, my legs are those of Ptah, my toes are those of living falcons. (BDQ)
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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The sky quivers, the earth quakes before me, for I am a magician, I possess magic. I have come that I may glorify Orion, that I may set Osiris at the head, that I may set the gods upon their thrones. (PTF)
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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sometimes anger and rage just has to seep out of your pores because you’re tired of storing it in your body
November 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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tis the season to keep your mouth shut about what people are eating or not eating
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
sorry lads but if you’ve never looked down into a toilet bowl and seen huge blood clot or clumps of uterine tissue? kindly shut the fuck up 😂 it is WILD we do this shit EVERY MONTH
November 27, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
November 26, 2025 at 9:15 AM
i managed to complete THREE of my four admin lingering to-do’s with deadlines yesterday morning ONE OF WHICH required a PHONE CALL and i DID IT 🥹 so proud of myself 😭 must now use this pride and momentum to do One Final Scary Task tomorrow 😭 pray 4 me
November 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Post your warning label.
This is mine:
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Phthalo green is a Perfect color
November 25, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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Jupiter is hanging out with Castor and Pollux at the moment…
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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DO NOT REMOVE CARD

DO NOT REMOVE CARD

AUTHORIZING — DO NOT REMOVE CARD

🚨🚨REMOVE CARD 🚨🚨 REMOVE CARD 🚨🚨 REMOVE THE FUCKING CARD YOU IDIOT WHY HAVEN'T YOU REMOVED THE CARD 🚨🚨
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Not to be dramatic but if I don’t get at least 4 hours of uninterrupted alone time in my home some time VERY soon, I will invade Poland
November 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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I HAVE TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE I CAN'T BREATGE
November 25, 2025 at 4:31 AM
what do we watch when our baby is Day Five sick w fever and snotty horror? the 2001 CLASSIC feat bill murphy, osmosis jones 😎
a blue cartoon character is standing next to a red cartoon character with a cross on it .
ALT: a blue cartoon character is standing next to a red cartoon character with a cross on it .
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November 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Anytime I need to see your face, I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place where your crystal mind
And magenta feelings take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chic-a-cherry cola
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner
Sometimes I feel like my only friend
Is the city I live in, The City of Angels
Lonely as I am, together we cry
November 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
bunny always appears when i’m having an utterly shit time of it and i’m not crying YOU’RE CRYING 😭🫂🐇
November 23, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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“Take you life's wisdom, lend to me life's sweetness.
Your vernal voice shall wed my mellow muse,
And song give youth, and youth give song, completeness.” - from ‘An Autumn-Blooming Rose’ by Alfred Austin (1835-1913).
#RoseWednesday #poetry
November 12, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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The apothecary of the Hôtel-Dieu in Baugé founded in 1650 by the Sisters of Saint Joseph. It is one of the oldest and best preserved apothecaries in France.
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Without downloading any new pics describe your gender
November 23, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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If you need a reason to get off #Google

GMail read your emails and attachments to train Al, unless you opt out.

Instructions to turn off AI training on your data in the photo. Use those steps but also turn off from your Workspace too if you use Drive.

I use Proton

#deGoogle #FuckAI #FuckGoogle
November 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Remember, you can ignore all the insane fucking creeps for a few minutes and listen to Maximum The Hormone + Atarashii Gakko! and your life is yours again. youtu.be/teRgh01Xb1U
マキシマム ザ ホルモン 『シミ feat.新しい学校のリーダーズ』(MV Special Ver.) Music Video
YouTube video by MTHOFFICIAL
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November 23, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Affirm the next 3 months with the first 3 words you see:

transformation
pest
challenges 🥴
Affirm the next 3 months with the first 3 words you see:

1. Change
2. Abundance
3. Success
Affirm the next 3 months with the first 3 words you see:

• Freedom
• Growth
• Healing
November 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM