Samantha Young
@samanthayoung.me
Writer, witch, weirdo.
Host of the Cosmic Co-Op.
I write about astrology, shame, and dreaming beyond capitalism.
SUBVERTING CAPITALISM THROUGH THE HOUSES: samanthayoung.me/sctth
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Host of the Cosmic Co-Op.
I write about astrology, shame, and dreaming beyond capitalism.
SUBVERTING CAPITALISM THROUGH THE HOUSES: samanthayoung.me/sctth
Join the Cosmic Co-Op 🛸
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If you don’t get a little thizz face on when listening to Vivaldi’s Winter then you are not my kin
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If you don’t get a little thizz face on when listening to Vivaldi’s Winter then you are not my kin
You can’t just ask people if they’re Ash from Pallet Town.
November 27, 2025 at 6:03 AM
You can’t just ask people if they’re Ash from Pallet Town.
Love is my husband letting me give him a tour of the town I created from scratch for my Sims 3 game and describe all of the lore I’ve planned for the townsfolk
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Love is my husband letting me give him a tour of the town I created from scratch for my Sims 3 game and describe all of the lore I’ve planned for the townsfolk
Kind of obsessed with these extremely whimsical nails 🐮💅🏻
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Kind of obsessed with these extremely whimsical nails 🐮💅🏻
Who is the least believable sitcom couple and why is it Jake Peralta & Amy Santiago
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Who is the least believable sitcom couple and why is it Jake Peralta & Amy Santiago
I think the worst part of getting overstimulated for me is how I don’t even know it’s happening until it’s at 100 and I want to scream at everyone in the vicinity. And no I don’t wanna hear shit about your somatic coaching program
November 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I think the worst part of getting overstimulated for me is how I don’t even know it’s happening until it’s at 100 and I want to scream at everyone in the vicinity. And no I don’t wanna hear shit about your somatic coaching program
The Saturn-Jupiter trine in my 6th & 10th houses has fully removed my ability to cling onto clock time. This is normally fine except I have a full time job.
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The Saturn-Jupiter trine in my 6th & 10th houses has fully removed my ability to cling onto clock time. This is normally fine except I have a full time job.
In case anyone is curious about the state of Astro Twitter these days, Jade is collecting blood samples from her cult members 🥴
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
In case anyone is curious about the state of Astro Twitter these days, Jade is collecting blood samples from her cult members 🥴
Good morning to people who were categorized as super smart as a child and had to learn through neurodivergent burnout later in life that how smart you are was never a factor in your worth, and to those people only
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Good morning to people who were categorized as super smart as a child and had to learn through neurodivergent burnout later in life that how smart you are was never a factor in your worth, and to those people only
People who base their entire self-worth on their “intelligence” get really mad when you tell them being smart is not an indicator of worth or morality or goodness, and furthermore that their narrow definition of intelligence is mostly a reflection of white supremacist values.
November 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
People who base their entire self-worth on their “intelligence” get really mad when you tell them being smart is not an indicator of worth or morality or goodness, and furthermore that their narrow definition of intelligence is mostly a reflection of white supremacist values.
I don’t believe in doxxing but I do believe in mailing people glitter bombs
November 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I don’t believe in doxxing but I do believe in mailing people glitter bombs
You can’t hurt me. I wake up at 4:45 am and smoke the kind of sativa that doubles your eyeballs’ frame rate.
November 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
You can’t hurt me. I wake up at 4:45 am and smoke the kind of sativa that doubles your eyeballs’ frame rate.
Everyone has got to be pretending to enjoy deviled eggs. There’s no way you guys are serious
November 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Everyone has got to be pretending to enjoy deviled eggs. There’s no way you guys are serious
The only gender reveals I acknowledge are when a trans person posts before and after transition photos and you can quite literally see how the light returned to their eyes
November 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The only gender reveals I acknowledge are when a trans person posts before and after transition photos and you can quite literally see how the light returned to their eyes
Idk about you but I don’t think any symptom of my ADHD will ever be helped by an app that exists in my phone.
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Idk about you but I don’t think any symptom of my ADHD will ever be helped by an app that exists in my phone.
Why don’t you eat a breakfast bagel with eggs and bacon and basil and arugula and pickled onions and avocado and garlic chive cream cheese, and then maybe you’ll feel better.
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Why don’t you eat a breakfast bagel with eggs and bacon and basil and arugula and pickled onions and avocado and garlic chive cream cheese, and then maybe you’ll feel better.
Good morning to Rhea Ripley only
November 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Good morning to Rhea Ripley only
I regret to inform myself that doing one small load of laundry every other day is way easier than doing every load of laundry on Sundays only.
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I regret to inform myself that doing one small load of laundry every other day is way easier than doing every load of laundry on Sundays only.
People are always like “Sam, what’s it like to have such a tightly compacted stellium in your 4th house?” but nobody ever asks me what it’s like to have a super juicy gorilla gripper and the fattest ass this side of the Willamette
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
People are always like “Sam, what’s it like to have such a tightly compacted stellium in your 4th house?” but nobody ever asks me what it’s like to have a super juicy gorilla gripper and the fattest ass this side of the Willamette
My first ever uninitiated foray into my birth chart included me googling “Libra rising” and reading some trash article saying I was born to be a curator and aesthete. I brushed it off because that CLEARLY wasn’t me.
Fast forward to now and I have had some realizations.
Fast forward to now and I have had some realizations.
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
My first ever uninitiated foray into my birth chart included me googling “Libra rising” and reading some trash article saying I was born to be a curator and aesthete. I brushed it off because that CLEARLY wasn’t me.
Fast forward to now and I have had some realizations.
Fast forward to now and I have had some realizations.
Sometimes I’m reminded how many people have never even heard the phrase “strong opinions loosely held,” let alone put it into practice
November 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Sometimes I’m reminded how many people have never even heard the phrase “strong opinions loosely held,” let alone put it into practice
Not to be dramatic but if I don’t get at least 4 hours of uninterrupted alone time in my home some time VERY soon, I will invade Poland
November 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Not to be dramatic but if I don’t get at least 4 hours of uninterrupted alone time in my home some time VERY soon, I will invade Poland
Today I’m realizing how much of the “speaking about anyone’s body at any time is body shaming” rhetoric primed a fresh generation for eating disorder propaganda.
November 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Today I’m realizing how much of the “speaking about anyone’s body at any time is body shaming” rhetoric primed a fresh generation for eating disorder propaganda.
Reposted by Samantha Young
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
Reposted by Samantha Young
if there was one lesson i could impart to young women it would be this one:
November 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
if there was one lesson i could impart to young women it would be this one: