Samantha Young
@samanthayoung.me
Writer, witch, weirdo.
Host of the Cosmic Co-Op.
I write about astrology, shame, and dreaming beyond capitalism.
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Host of the Cosmic Co-Op.
I write about astrology, shame, and dreaming beyond capitalism.
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The reason I’m such a rude bitch now is because I’m making up for all the times in the past when I should have been a rude bitch but I fawned or abandoned myself instead
January 23, 2026 at 12:30 AM
The reason I’m such a rude bitch now is because I’m making up for all the times in the past when I should have been a rude bitch but I fawned or abandoned myself instead
“It’s not radical to address the root causes of things, that’s just common sense” oh boy are you about to get the most exciting etymology lesson of your entire life
January 22, 2026 at 10:41 PM
“It’s not radical to address the root causes of things, that’s just common sense” oh boy are you about to get the most exciting etymology lesson of your entire life
Being an entrepreneur who also has a day job is the most annoying part of my life right now. Yes I want to come to your coworking event, but if it’s at 10 am on a Tuesday I will be busy doing wage labor that returns so much less on my time & energy than working on my business does 🥲
January 22, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Being an entrepreneur who also has a day job is the most annoying part of my life right now. Yes I want to come to your coworking event, but if it’s at 10 am on a Tuesday I will be busy doing wage labor that returns so much less on my time & energy than working on my business does 🥲
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at this point I wouldn’t be surprised to find out jeffree star is somehow involved in this administration
January 20, 2026 at 10:07 PM
at this point I wouldn’t be surprised to find out jeffree star is somehow involved in this administration
I actually get such a rush when someone asks me how my mom is doing and I get to say “I don’t know because I haven’t spoken to her since 2023”
January 20, 2026 at 9:52 PM
I actually get such a rush when someone asks me how my mom is doing and I get to say “I don’t know because I haven’t spoken to her since 2023”
I am not a perfect business owner and I never will be. I make mistakes, I have let people down, I am always behind on deadlines thanks to ADHD, and I often have to reschedule things due to my family’s needs or my own mental health. But one thing I will never do is take advantage of someone.
January 20, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I am not a perfect business owner and I never will be. I make mistakes, I have let people down, I am always behind on deadlines thanks to ADHD, and I often have to reschedule things due to my family’s needs or my own mental health. But one thing I will never do is take advantage of someone.
Working with a 19 year old has opened my eyes in a horrific way to how much public school failed those who were children during COVID.
January 20, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Working with a 19 year old has opened my eyes in a horrific way to how much public school failed those who were children during COVID.
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america how to turn off
america how to silence notifications
america how to delete
america why included as part of default software in world
america can i replace it with linux
america how to silence notifications
america how to delete
america why included as part of default software in world
america can i replace it with linux
January 20, 2026 at 4:29 PM
america how to turn off
america how to silence notifications
america how to delete
america why included as part of default software in world
america can i replace it with linux
america how to silence notifications
america how to delete
america why included as part of default software in world
america can i replace it with linux
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In another unsettling development, the portrait who watches things from across the room is now rolling their eyes
January 16, 2026 at 12:29 AM
In another unsettling development, the portrait who watches things from across the room is now rolling their eyes
Just saw a Tesla with a license plate frame that said “be nice to me, I may be your nurse one day” and I don’t have the words to describe how much I hate that
January 20, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Just saw a Tesla with a license plate frame that said “be nice to me, I may be your nurse one day” and I don’t have the words to describe how much I hate that
The time I got pulled over and farted on a cop was also the ticket that resulted in me having a warrant for my arrest in the state of Washington, and it wasn’t because of the fart, but it’s funnier when you pretend it is
January 20, 2026 at 8:17 PM
The time I got pulled over and farted on a cop was also the ticket that resulted in me having a warrant for my arrest in the state of Washington, and it wasn’t because of the fart, but it’s funnier when you pretend it is
Shame—the kind a person puts onto another person—is always an attempt at control. Every single time.
January 19, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Shame—the kind a person puts onto another person—is always an attempt at control. Every single time.
The worst kind of overstimulation for me is what I call “tired of being perceived,” which is code for “if I can’t get an hour of uninterrupted alone time asap I will start plucking out my eyelashes one by one”
January 19, 2026 at 6:29 PM
The worst kind of overstimulation for me is what I call “tired of being perceived,” which is code for “if I can’t get an hour of uninterrupted alone time asap I will start plucking out my eyelashes one by one”
Mercury is they/he and Saturn is she/they. They told me.
January 17, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Mercury is they/he and Saturn is she/they. They told me.
The scariest kind of yapper is one who doesn’t need an audience. I showed my husband the stack of journals I once filled within a single year when I was 12, and he said “so you’ve always been like this” 😂
January 17, 2026 at 7:49 PM
The scariest kind of yapper is one who doesn’t need an audience. I showed my husband the stack of journals I once filled within a single year when I was 12, and he said “so you’ve always been like this” 😂
How it feels knowing the next Mars-Saturn square is between both of them in antithesis
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January 17, 2026 at 7:29 PM
How it feels knowing the next Mars-Saturn square is between both of them in antithesis
Locking in like Bruce Almighty on Saturn day & Mercury night bc my Saturn-ruled Mercury is in charge now
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January 17, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Locking in like Bruce Almighty on Saturn day & Mercury night bc my Saturn-ruled Mercury is in charge now
ᵈᵒʷⁿᵃᵗᵗʰᵉᵐᵉⁿᶦⁿᵐᵘˢᶦᶜ ʙᴜꜱɪɴᴇꜱꜱ ᶜₒₙᶠₑᵣₑₙᶜₑ
January 16, 2026 at 7:16 PM
ᵈᵒʷⁿᵃᵗᵗʰᵉᵐᵉⁿᶦⁿᵐᵘˢᶦᶜ ʙᴜꜱɪɴᴇꜱꜱ ᶜₒₙᶠₑᵣₑₙᶜₑ
Girlies with auditory processing issues all wish for IRL captions
January 16, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Girlies with auditory processing issues all wish for IRL captions
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Just another way to try and be helpful— if you are in another place where ICE decides to ramp up and would like to create a resource like standwithminnesota.com for your state, let me know and we can clone the site and set you up to get started.
January 16, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Just another way to try and be helpful— if you are in another place where ICE decides to ramp up and would like to create a resource like standwithminnesota.com for your state, let me know and we can clone the site and set you up to get started.
Jesus Christ? You mean Jason Rebourne?
January 16, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Jesus Christ? You mean Jason Rebourne?
It’s so fun being an unlikable, evil, bothered, dismissive avoidant, people-displeasing woman unburdened by the opinions of those who aren’t paying her bills
January 16, 2026 at 1:54 AM
It’s so fun being an unlikable, evil, bothered, dismissive avoidant, people-displeasing woman unburdened by the opinions of those who aren’t paying her bills
It is January. I am sick of seeing the sun this much. PUT THE SUN AWAY
January 15, 2026 at 11:29 PM
It is January. I am sick of seeing the sun this much. PUT THE SUN AWAY
My dad gets his 10 year sobriety chip next month (yay!) I want to send him a card, but do cards for sobriety exist?
Who am I kidding, I live in Portland. They’ve gotta exist somewhere around here
Who am I kidding, I live in Portland. They’ve gotta exist somewhere around here
January 14, 2026 at 11:15 PM
My dad gets his 10 year sobriety chip next month (yay!) I want to send him a card, but do cards for sobriety exist?
Who am I kidding, I live in Portland. They’ve gotta exist somewhere around here
Who am I kidding, I live in Portland. They’ve gotta exist somewhere around here