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Samantha Young
@samanthayoung.me
Writer, witch, weirdo.
Host of the Cosmic Co-Op.
I write about astrology, shame, and dreaming beyond capitalism.

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Being an entrepreneur who also has a day job is the most annoying part of my life right now. Yes I want to come to your coworking event, but if it’s at 10 am on a Tuesday I will be busy doing wage labor that returns so much less on my time & energy than working on my business does 🥲
January 22, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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at this point I wouldn’t be surprised to find out jeffree star is somehow involved in this administration
January 20, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I actually get such a rush when someone asks me how my mom is doing and I get to say “I don’t know because I haven’t spoken to her since 2023”
January 20, 2026 at 9:52 PM
I am not a perfect business owner and I never will be. I make mistakes, I have let people down, I am always behind on deadlines thanks to ADHD, and I often have to reschedule things due to my family’s needs or my own mental health. But one thing I will never do is take advantage of someone.
January 20, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Working with a 19 year old has opened my eyes in a horrific way to how much public school failed those who were children during COVID.
January 20, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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america how to turn off
america how to silence notifications
america how to delete
america why included as part of default software in world
america can i replace it with linux
January 20, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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In another unsettling development, the portrait who watches things from across the room is now rolling their eyes
January 16, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Just saw a Tesla with a license plate frame that said “be nice to me, I may be your nurse one day” and I don’t have the words to describe how much I hate that
January 20, 2026 at 8:21 PM
The time I got pulled over and farted on a cop was also the ticket that resulted in me having a warrant for my arrest in the state of Washington, and it wasn’t because of the fart, but it’s funnier when you pretend it is
January 20, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Shame—the kind a person puts onto another person—is always an attempt at control. Every single time.
January 19, 2026 at 6:54 PM
The worst kind of overstimulation for me is what I call “tired of being perceived,” which is code for “if I can’t get an hour of uninterrupted alone time asap I will start plucking out my eyelashes one by one”
January 19, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Mercury is they/he and Saturn is she/they. They told me.
January 17, 2026 at 7:50 PM
The scariest kind of yapper is one who doesn’t need an audience. I showed my husband the stack of journals I once filled within a single year when I was 12, and he said “so you’ve always been like this” 😂
January 17, 2026 at 7:49 PM
How it feels knowing the next Mars-Saturn square is between both of them in antithesis
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January 17, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Locking in like Bruce Almighty on Saturn day & Mercury night bc my Saturn-ruled Mercury is in charge now
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January 17, 2026 at 5:16 PM
ᵈᵒʷⁿᵃᵗᵗʰᵉᵐᵉⁿᶦⁿᵐᵘˢᶦᶜ ʙᴜꜱɪɴᴇꜱꜱ ᶜₒₙᶠₑᵣₑₙᶜₑ
January 16, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Girlies with auditory processing issues all wish for IRL captions
January 16, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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Just another way to try and be helpful— if you are in another place where ICE decides to ramp up and would like to create a resource like standwithminnesota.com for your state, let me know and we can clone the site and set you up to get started.
January 16, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Good morning sluts
January 16, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Jesus Christ? You mean Jason Rebourne?
January 16, 2026 at 5:33 AM
It’s so fun being an unlikable, evil, bothered, dismissive avoidant, people-displeasing woman unburdened by the opinions of those who aren’t paying her bills
January 16, 2026 at 1:54 AM
It is January. I am sick of seeing the sun this much. PUT THE SUN AWAY
January 15, 2026 at 11:29 PM
My dad gets his 10 year sobriety chip next month (yay!) I want to send him a card, but do cards for sobriety exist?

Who am I kidding, I live in Portland. They’ve gotta exist somewhere around here
January 14, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Every service job these days is like “it’s a time-honored tradition for us to pay you $17 an hour to develop plantar fasciitis, we have been paying $17 an hour for the last decade and we’re very proud of that”
January 14, 2026 at 11:07 PM
One thing about me is I love your boundaries
January 14, 2026 at 10:36 PM