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Samantha Young
@samanthayoung.me
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Writer, witch, weirdo. Host of the Cosmic Co-Op. I write about astrology, shame, and dreaming beyond capitalism. SUBVERTING CAPITALISM THROUGH THE HOUSES: samanthayoung.me/sctth Join the Cosmic Co-Op 🛸 thecosmiccoop.com
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Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 10h
Wish I could grab younger me by the shoulders and say “something is always better than nothing. Just flossing is enough. Just washing one dish is enough. Just making it through the work day is enough.” She was always so hard on herself
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Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 12h
Nobody:

Me: can we turn the brightness down?
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Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 12h
Tylenol daughter or circumcised son
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Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 13h
Yeah but like… what about Venus? Like a synodic cycle or contacts to other planets? I could see it bc food trends are about what brings ppl pleasure
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Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 13h
Pray for me. I woke up with a massive migraine and a child who has decided to communicate solely through screaming today.
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Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 1d
Where would one look, astrologically, for correlations to food trends? The obvious answer seems to be Moon-Neptune stuff but I feel like it’s something else
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Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 1d
When they ask us why he’s so late for his checkup I will be absolutely pleased to tell them it’s because appointments are always 2 months out and you keep DISAPPEARING THEM
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Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 1d
Parents with ADHD have one nemesis and it is keeping track of their kid’s appointments (especially when the doctor’s office cancels for the THIRD FUCKING TIME)
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Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 1d
I love men who are nurturers
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Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 1d
“Mothering without a mother” did not begin for me when I cut off my mom. She made my pregnancy about herself and then said “being a mommy looks good on you” one time. That was the extent of the maternal emotional support. I’ve been doing everything without her for so long, it’s not new.
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Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 1d
Coworkers actually are like family, but not in the warm fuzzy way, more like in the way that you have no choice about who they are and you’re stuck with them until something changes and they all see you at your ugliest (that last one might just be a me thing, I’m a sweaty bitch)
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Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 1d
One of the beautiful things about having a child who doesn’t speak is learning all the different ways they find to say “I love you”
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Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 1d
Tru, plus Aquarius season and despairing at having not seen the sun in a while
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Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 1d
Rather wear pasties every single day of my life than ever put on a bra again tbh
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Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 1d
Breathe in. Breathe out. Repeat after me: “I am not in traffic. I am the traffic.”
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Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 2d
Folks will be like “the sun is rising later and later every morning, I hate having pattern recognition 😩” and it’s so funny to me
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Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 2d
There are certain jokes you can only appreciate if your parent has been addicted to meth
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Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 2d
You call it “cutting corners,” I call it “creating a desire path”
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Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 2d
Can I make a confession?

I use those paper toilet seat covers every time they’re available, but I do doubt their efficacy
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Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 2d
Lmao tru
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Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 2d
Samefooding hard with this song this week
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Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 2d
When was your last desk pop?
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Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 3d
This may be controversial to say as a night chart person but……… I kinda prefer morning star Venus
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Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 3d
Don’t we all
A container of avocados with a sticker on it that says “I need to ripen”
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Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 3d
Hate when I type out a banger and then have to schedule it for multiple days in advance bc the astrology is all fucky
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