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Nuke

@nukastar.bsky.social

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THIS IS NOW AN ARTHUR C. EOS APPRECIATION ZONE (as my entire life has been since the year 2009). I am over 30 years old no kids allowed go away. I literally never stop talking.[she/her]

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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 5h

I was gonna put on a cute outfit and take a selfie bc my hair looked really nice today but then I mowed my lawn so fuck you

Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 5h

My front lawn is a huge nightmare to mow so I try mowing it half as often as the back. It's literally a hill both ways. I want to burn it and replace it with a zen garden. I hate it. But I mowed it. Hopefully for the last time this year. I am so done with it ugh

Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 6h

Normally this would go on my foster account but I couldn't find her and panicked and oh my god. I'm glad I took everything off that shelf LMFAO

Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 6h

BINNA. DKSBFKDNFJD

Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 6h

I really wanted it to work out but because I already have a full time job I am absolutely going to fucking bounce if I detect red flags that could become getting screamed at in the future. Nope!

Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 6h

So uh yeah I'd like to work for a place that has an HR department and a boss that is actually on the property for more than 8 seconds a day

Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 6h

Like I personally know the difference between regular and alfalfa hay but this employee had ever been told that and there was no indication the horse shouldn't have alfalfa. On what planet is that so important but not indicated. Scream

Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 6h

The last one was another worker who was told to give hay to horses then told "actually you gave that horse alfalfa hay which we didn't indicate at all she couldn't have and you could have killed her and this is all your fault" and she told me about it later and I was like. wtf.

Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 6h

The tldr about red flags at the horse place were
-frequently showing up to find literally no one else is working that day, including the boss
-extreme miscommunications which led to things like me being told to feed horses that had ALREADY BEEN FED
-employees berated publicly

Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 6h

I'll be making a dollar less an hour but still a great rate for a weekend job and also uhhh I get a store discount. Which is incredible. It's why I worked there a few years ago for just a while but. Yeah. I feel good about this

Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 6h

Idk if I've ever had a job say they'd love to have me lol! They know my friend well there and know that if she vouched for me then I'm awesome. Which I am :)

Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 6h

I always wanna give animal rescue/sanctuary places a shot and they're always insane.

But today I interviewed at Petsmart and it was mostly being asked what my favorite pokemon was and what all my pets' names are. Ended with "We'd love to have you".

Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 6h

I was having a great time at the horse place but something very odd happened to another worker and it very suddenly made me realize the 900 red flags..... like how they haven't fucking paid me yet..... I was told I would be but wtf.

Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 6h

So the tldr of my past week is that the horse place I was working at is actually very horribly managed and full of crazy people and then also my friend told me to go work at one of the Petsmarts she works at. Not nearest to me but only a few minutes further.

Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 7h

I have a $10 electric frother that can make 5 kinds of foam and I do that with Aldi hazelnut flavored creamer lmfao. Coffee weirdos seething.

Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 7h

I have a lot of shit to say about Scarlet and Violet but when people compare screenshots to like SwSh and are like "THE SV STYLE IS SOOOOO BAD COMPARED TO SWSH IT'S SO UGLYY" I have no fucking clue what they're talking about bc they look 99% the same to me

Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 8h

I've been trying to find a way to say "Pokemon aren't genderless, the term is gender unknown, and most legendaries probably had that at first as a no-breeding mechanic but also it's because nobody's studied them" without people yelling at me lol

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Getlucky12341 @getlucky12341.bsky.social · 1d

>Get Earthbound for the first time ever in 2025
>The world's gone mad
>All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst
>Everyone talks like a crazy person
>Everything's too expensive
>Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator
>Get home and start playing Earthbound

RaisonDetriment @raisondetriment.bsky.social · 5d

Playing Earthbound for the first time ever in 2025 is fascinating, actually. You're just a kid and the world's gone mad. All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst. Everyone talks like a crazy person. Everything's too expensive. Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator.

Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 9h

Uhh. Yeah I put some hot chocolate powder in my coffee I brew with my keurig and it's pretty good man :)

Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 9h

This is very much when I first started going "omg can I use like, hot chocolate powder in my coffee to make a sort of mocha? Haha!" And I wound up on the coffee subreddit with people saying you can ONLY USE BELGIAN COCO FILTERED 400 TIMES IN A $900 ESPRESSO MACHINE BREWED FOR 20 HOURS

Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 9h

"For the batter-"
What batter. What. What do you mean
"So that the custard gets a chance to-"
CUSTARD?!?!?! HELLO??,

Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 9h

So the way I learn to make French toast was to just flop bread around in a whisked egg and then cook it like that. I've been making it for breakfast this weekend and for shits and giggles I googled for some tips to enhance French toast. Yknow? For a slightly more fun food? And oh my god

Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 18h

Found an easier way to shiny hunt Ralts... I guess that's for tomorrow. Aghhhhhshshshdsj

Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 19h

Was reading a thread of peoples' favorite Zelda musical Easter eggs and someone just commented "malo mart"

I agree man

Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 20h

Looker is constantly like "once I went undercover in Lumiose city" and I'm like yeah man I fucking know. I was there.