Nuke
@nukastar.bsky.social
THIS IS NOW AN ARTHUR C. EOS APPRECIATION ZONE (as my entire life has been since the year 2009). I am over 30 years old no kids allowed go away. I literally never stop talking.[she/her]
Started doing ranked battles for the first time ever this afternoon and I'm almost to rank B 😅
December 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Started doing ranked battles for the first time ever this afternoon and I'm almost to rank B 😅
I'm at the high tiers of ranked battles now which means I refuse to change my pokemon and will just slowly lose my way to the top LOL
December 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I'm at the high tiers of ranked battles now which means I refuse to change my pokemon and will just slowly lose my way to the top LOL
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Hey! As a heads up, if you would like anything from my store for Christmas, please be sure to submit an order by midnight, Sunday the 14th (PST)!
Any orders submitted on Monday or later will NOT be shipped out for Christmas, apologizes for any inconvenience!
starsalts.com
Any orders submitted on Monday or later will NOT be shipped out for Christmas, apologizes for any inconvenience!
starsalts.com
Star*Salts
A cavalcade of colors!
starsalts.com
December 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Hey! As a heads up, if you would like anything from my store for Christmas, please be sure to submit an order by midnight, Sunday the 14th (PST)!
Any orders submitted on Monday or later will NOT be shipped out for Christmas, apologizes for any inconvenience!
starsalts.com
Any orders submitted on Monday or later will NOT be shipped out for Christmas, apologizes for any inconvenience!
starsalts.com
I'm doing pretty damn good in ranked battles considering I'm up against 700 mewtwos and garchomps
December 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I'm doing pretty damn good in ranked battles considering I'm up against 700 mewtwos and garchomps
Just sold a dish set that was my mom's, to an awesome lady with corgi and pride stickers all over her car. Her boyfriend has an incomplete set because he got it as a wedding gift with his first wife. But she took half the set in the divorce 💀
December 12, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Just sold a dish set that was my mom's, to an awesome lady with corgi and pride stickers all over her car. Her boyfriend has an incomplete set because he got it as a wedding gift with his first wife. But she took half the set in the divorce 💀
I'm trying ranked battles in ZA and friends it is not going well but I just want to have fun lol
December 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I'm trying ranked battles in ZA and friends it is not going well but I just want to have fun lol
My supervisor just snipped at me about filling out a form in Word instead of directly in shitty Outlook. Sorry I'm not gonna take criticism from someone who asked if I was sure my monitors weren't just unplugged when my graphics driver just crashed.
December 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
My supervisor just snipped at me about filling out a form in Word instead of directly in shitty Outlook. Sorry I'm not gonna take criticism from someone who asked if I was sure my monitors weren't just unplugged when my graphics driver just crashed.
This person did not just tell me they cohabitate a corn snake and a leopard gecko. I am going to actually go insane.
December 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
This person did not just tell me they cohabitate a corn snake and a leopard gecko. I am going to actually go insane.
Today at work I am correcting someone's utterly insane hipaa violation! Whee!!
December 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Today at work I am correcting someone's utterly insane hipaa violation! Whee!!
I think Sammie is a real life Yamper because he keeps building up static from the couch and then I touch his nose and zap him right on his fucking face and he doesn't even flinch.
December 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I think Sammie is a real life Yamper because he keeps building up static from the couch and then I touch his nose and zap him right on his fucking face and he doesn't even flinch.
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Dr. Light's microwave in Mega Man 11, where a lone drumstick warms eternally.
December 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Dr. Light's microwave in Mega Man 11, where a lone drumstick warms eternally.
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Dr. Wily has a microwave oven.
December 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Dr. Wily has a microwave oven.
I got a calming collar for free so I'm trying it on freakhead jerknuts. He's not anxious he just needs a lobotomy. Let's see if it helps, he looks handsome in purple.
December 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I got a calming collar for free so I'm trying it on freakhead jerknuts. He's not anxious he just needs a lobotomy. Let's see if it helps, he looks handsome in purple.
Another day another coworker constantly complaining about our jobs while someone messages me asking if I can take in a friend's reptile with no notice
No I cannot
No I cannot
December 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Another day another coworker constantly complaining about our jobs while someone messages me asking if I can take in a friend's reptile with no notice
No I cannot
No I cannot
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we are the granddaughters of the women your reindeer couldn't run over
December 12, 2025 at 6:37 AM
we are the granddaughters of the women your reindeer couldn't run over
Are people on marketplace insane, don't tell me someone else asked about a thing before me, then message me days later on a weekday like "hey can you come this morning?" This morning? While I'm working? At my fucking job????
December 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Are people on marketplace insane, don't tell me someone else asked about a thing before me, then message me days later on a weekday like "hey can you come this morning?" This morning? While I'm working? At my fucking job????
I MADE THE SAME UNFUNNY ACID ACE JOKE ON TWITTER AND A MILLION PEOPLE ARE LIKING IT AAAHHHH NO
December 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I MADE THE SAME UNFUNNY ACID ACE JOKE ON TWITTER AND A MILLION PEOPLE ARE LIKING IT AAAHHHH NO
hey @level1chef.bsky.social you should have these at B&B I'll buy a thousand Kyogre ones
December 12, 2025 at 4:43 AM
hey @level1chef.bsky.social you should have these at B&B I'll buy a thousand Kyogre ones
Thinking about how I somehow don't have beef with anyone in legends ZA because well there isn't really a villain which is fine, Pokemon villains are never good fight me they all suck my ass
anyways I only have beef with a couple people but I do physically actually throw hands with all of them
anyways I only have beef with a couple people but I do physically actually throw hands with all of them
December 12, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Thinking about how I somehow don't have beef with anyone in legends ZA because well there isn't really a villain which is fine, Pokemon villains are never good fight me they all suck my ass
anyways I only have beef with a couple people but I do physically actually throw hands with all of them
anyways I only have beef with a couple people but I do physically actually throw hands with all of them
i'll get to the ZA dlc eventually but I know if I take Laris to hyperspace he's gonna be so fucking annoying about it oooh i want that i wanna be more goth, shut up idiot
December 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
i'll get to the ZA dlc eventually but I know if I take Laris to hyperspace he's gonna be so fucking annoying about it oooh i want that i wanna be more goth, shut up idiot
hey capcom i came up with a really cool robot master design that i drew myself
December 12, 2025 at 4:35 AM
hey capcom i came up with a really cool robot master design that i drew myself
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clair obscure? its the most well known game in the world apparently!
December 12, 2025 at 4:11 AM
clair obscure? its the most well known game in the world apparently!
I've managed to mostly escape any youtuber person being heavily referenced in my life but Markiplier gave a guy from a game my sister likes a funny nickname so now I have to fuckin hear about Markiplier every day until I die. it's fine because it's funny though
December 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I've managed to mostly escape any youtuber person being heavily referenced in my life but Markiplier gave a guy from a game my sister likes a funny nickname so now I have to fuckin hear about Markiplier every day until I die. it's fine because it's funny though