NCL
@nutsackcl.bsky.social
The path of social advancement is, and must be, strewn with broken friendships. NCL.
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That’s a lot of big black marker usage for such a racist fuckwad.
January 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
That’s a lot of big black marker usage for such a racist fuckwad.
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I said I needed plowed but I meant my driveway and now there are all these boys in my yard and I don’t have the ingredients to make milkshakes.
January 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I said I needed plowed but I meant my driveway and now there are all these boys in my yard and I don’t have the ingredients to make milkshakes.
Nice legs, shame about the husband.
January 4, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Nice legs, shame about the husband.
Someone, anyone..
But not you.
You’re a cunt.
But not you.
You’re a cunt.
January 2, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Someone, anyone..
But not you.
You’re a cunt.
But not you.
You’re a cunt.
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You guys wanna get drunk and sing sea shanties with me?
January 2, 2025 at 11:33 AM
You guys wanna get drunk and sing sea shanties with me?
Merry Christmas to everyone, except for the few horrible cunts that I hate.
I hope you burn your Turkey.
I hope you burn your Turkey.
December 25, 2024 at 8:26 AM
Merry Christmas to everyone, except for the few horrible cunts that I hate.
I hope you burn your Turkey.
I hope you burn your Turkey.
Merry go fuck yourself. 🎄
December 23, 2024 at 9:30 AM
Merry go fuck yourself. 🎄
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That was really really bad.
You’re welcome though.
You’re welcome though.
December 18, 2024 at 4:07 AM
That was really really bad.
You’re welcome though.
You’re welcome though.
Below average at most things.
December 20, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Below average at most things.
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No, I'm not drunk.
December 16, 2024 at 7:11 AM
No, I'm not drunk.
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the cool thing about these white Green Bay uniforms is you can see all of their nipples
December 16, 2024 at 2:13 AM
the cool thing about these white Green Bay uniforms is you can see all of their nipples
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I’m going to bed.
I hope you have nightmares about me.
Sweetest dreams.
I hope you have nightmares about me.
Sweetest dreams.
December 16, 2024 at 3:36 AM
I’m going to bed.
I hope you have nightmares about me.
Sweetest dreams.
I hope you have nightmares about me.
Sweetest dreams.
I’d crush you.
In a very sexy way.
In a very sexy way.
December 14, 2024 at 9:36 AM
I’d crush you.
In a very sexy way.
In a very sexy way.
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A bar where you can wear your Jammie’s is needed.
Fuck bras and pants.
Fuck bras and pants.
December 14, 2024 at 3:00 AM
A bar where you can wear your Jammie’s is needed.
Fuck bras and pants.
Fuck bras and pants.
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Mock turtlenecks are like regular turtlenecks, except they yell insults each time you look in a mirror.
December 13, 2024 at 8:17 PM
Mock turtlenecks are like regular turtlenecks, except they yell insults each time you look in a mirror.
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I am a strong believer in one person ruining it for everyone
December 12, 2024 at 11:14 PM
I am a strong believer in one person ruining it for everyone
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I still love that nobody calls it "X"
December 13, 2024 at 1:42 AM
I still love that nobody calls it "X"
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I hope I age like Clint Eastwood. Super tough, active, and occasionally talking to an empty chair.
December 12, 2024 at 2:45 PM
I hope I age like Clint Eastwood. Super tough, active, and occasionally talking to an empty chair.
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I tried to rely on my sex appeal to get ahead in life. Unfortunately, I look like a police sketch of Seth Rogan.
January 5, 2024 at 1:51 PM
I tried to rely on my sex appeal to get ahead in life. Unfortunately, I look like a police sketch of Seth Rogan.
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Calm the fuck down, sport.
December 11, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Calm the fuck down, sport.
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Wednesday, you say?
The butthole of the work week, I say.
The butthole of the work week, I say.
December 12, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Wednesday, you say?
The butthole of the work week, I say.
The butthole of the work week, I say.
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Happy Holidays! 🤣🤣🤣
December 10, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Happy Holidays! 🤣🤣🤣
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