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so when i was 22, my heart stopped for over a minute and i hope that counted but if not im supposed to be 43 in august, so we will see i guess
February 10, 2026 at 3:53 AM
so when i was 22, my heart stopped for over a minute and i hope that counted but if not im supposed to be 43 in august, so we will see i guess
edith, shirleys mom, kept me overnight when i was 10 to tell me i was cursed to die when i was 22 or 42. and then i had a long sleepless night in my dead great grandfathers untouched bedroom. it was super cool. then all my cousins were assholes because they thought i was there for something special.
February 10, 2026 at 3:52 AM
edith, shirleys mom, kept me overnight when i was 10 to tell me i was cursed to die when i was 22 or 42. and then i had a long sleepless night in my dead great grandfathers untouched bedroom. it was super cool. then all my cousins were assholes because they thought i was there for something special.
i told that motherfucker i didnt want the pictures and they were basically a confession
February 10, 2026 at 3:49 AM
i told that motherfucker i didnt want the pictures and they were basically a confession
shirley was mean. strict. made a lovely buttercream and handmade easter candy. a whole hustle. weirdly cried over a stack of 1980s photos of my childhood birthday cakes that should have burnt in the arson her son committed just the other day.
February 10, 2026 at 3:48 AM
shirley was mean. strict. made a lovely buttercream and handmade easter candy. a whole hustle. weirdly cried over a stack of 1980s photos of my childhood birthday cakes that should have burnt in the arson her son committed just the other day.
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not now kitten, daddy is trying to find a reason to keep living
February 10, 2026 at 12:50 AM
not now kitten, daddy is trying to find a reason to keep living
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The President of Puerto Rico is a pedophile.
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 PM
The President of Puerto Rico is a pedophile.
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who the fuck do they need all those warehouses for
WHO THE FUCK DO THEY NEED ALL THOSE WAREHOUSES FOR?
WHO THE FUCK DO THEY NEED ALL THOSE WAREHOUSES FOR?
February 10, 2026 at 3:11 AM
who the fuck do they need all those warehouses for
WHO THE FUCK DO THEY NEED ALL THOSE WAREHOUSES FOR?
WHO THE FUCK DO THEY NEED ALL THOSE WAREHOUSES FOR?
some semblance of class. the house she grew up in was lost to unpaid taxes, the neighbors bought it at auction and had it demolished.
February 10, 2026 at 3:32 AM
some semblance of class. the house she grew up in was lost to unpaid taxes, the neighbors bought it at auction and had it demolished.
shirley never swore. a frustrated "oh sugar!" was her at her most vulgar.
February 10, 2026 at 3:31 AM
shirley never swore. a frustrated "oh sugar!" was her at her most vulgar.
being taught how to walk, talk, eat and breathe like "a lady" was interesting character development to say the least
February 10, 2026 at 3:29 AM
being taught how to walk, talk, eat and breathe like "a lady" was interesting character development to say the least
i smoke until i cant get no higher but it doesnt ever stop me from trying
February 10, 2026 at 3:25 AM
i smoke until i cant get no higher but it doesnt ever stop me from trying
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I don’t understand why the tough guy American men are always saying “put pedophiles in the wood chipper”
And then when we find out who all the pedophile are, suddenly they don’t feel that way
And then when we find out who all the pedophile are, suddenly they don’t feel that way
February 9, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I don’t understand why the tough guy American men are always saying “put pedophiles in the wood chipper”
And then when we find out who all the pedophile are, suddenly they don’t feel that way
And then when we find out who all the pedophile are, suddenly they don’t feel that way
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Jesus never had to love my neighbors specifically so there's a gap there.
February 9, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Jesus never had to love my neighbors specifically so there's a gap there.
whenever i do like a man, its always the weirdest most busted up mf i found in a van down by the river and i just get so dazzled like yeah baby, thats him 🤩 which is why im not allowed around men
February 9, 2026 at 12:04 PM
whenever i do like a man, its always the weirdest most busted up mf i found in a van down by the river and i just get so dazzled like yeah baby, thats him 🤩 which is why im not allowed around men
been bringing hashtagging back to fb and now everyone hates me more than usual and it feels really good
February 9, 2026 at 11:48 AM
been bringing hashtagging back to fb and now everyone hates me more than usual and it feels really good
get thee behind me satan, its time for some hot backshots
February 9, 2026 at 10:17 AM
get thee behind me satan, its time for some hot backshots
dont ask for much except nothing which is just more than some people can give
February 8, 2026 at 3:12 PM
dont ask for much except nothing which is just more than some people can give
when we have reached the "go fucking die about it for all i care" stage it is best to give much space.
February 8, 2026 at 3:11 PM
when we have reached the "go fucking die about it for all i care" stage it is best to give much space.
my lips grew 3 sizes once i understood white privilege
February 8, 2026 at 4:06 AM
my lips grew 3 sizes once i understood white privilege
at least mitt romney would have rounded us all up with some semblance of class
February 8, 2026 at 4:05 AM
at least mitt romney would have rounded us all up with some semblance of class
conscious unremembering
February 8, 2026 at 4:04 AM
conscious unremembering
staring, flinching occasionally
February 8, 2026 at 4:04 AM
staring, flinching occasionally
craving finality that can only be achieved by fatality
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 AM
craving finality that can only be achieved by fatality