Mr. Jones
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i hate the lighting in here
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i need one of those car accident whiplash foam collars to sleep in
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I'll have you know that I was a very fun person to be around before the end of the world.
vintagemarmite.bsky.social
OH MY GAWD! i forgot i ate a pot cookie
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vintagemarmite.bsky.social
earlier today i farted away a migraine
vintagemarmite.bsky.social
Was thinking I was having a stroke but I just needed to readjust my elasticated waistband
vintagemarmite.bsky.social
Now we'll never get the Fourth Wives Club movie we never wanted but WAIT with ai anything is possible
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vexnir.bsky.social
That’s such a fluffy, sleepy pumpkin 🧡

#art #cozyart #caturday
Watercolor illustration of a bunch of colorful pumpkins, with a beige striped cat sleeping on top of them curled up into a ball, slightly resembling the round pumpkins itself.
vintagemarmite.bsky.social
the chocolonely toblerone
(the yellow one) Is too fn good
vintagemarmite.bsky.social
Who do you think would be so shocking to be on the Epstein list I'm going to say Dolly Parton
vintagemarmite.bsky.social
never trust a grown man in a bowtie
vintagemarmite.bsky.social
they really shut down the government to protect kiddie diddlers
vintagemarmite.bsky.social
when i try to sing now it sounds like a French police vehicle
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joshmanning.bsky.social
I’m glad everyone gets to see the GOP leadership for who they truly are. It was never about “support our troops,” it was about “me saying that helps my campaign and image.” When it comes to taking a vote to truly help our troops, they instead bend to Their King.
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whistberry.bsky.social
Happy #Caturday!

🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
Digital drawing of a white cat sitting in a garden. There are layers of flowers echoing the blue, pink, and white colors of the trans flag. Blue hydrangea at top, pink roses, white snowdrops, pink daisies, and finally, small blue flowers among the grass at bottom.
vintagemarmite.bsky.social
me on the cover of The Sun tabloid
i got covid and woke up with a mysterious european accent
vintagemarmite.bsky.social
you're not a bear
you're just a fat an hairy cigarette
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cold an fluffy spicy ramen noodle
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melstone.xyz
any democrat that doesn't talk like this is less than useless
zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera

In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.

As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.
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thetnholler.bsky.social
“I’m worried about my community… I’m out here in a frog costume to show how ridiculous the notion that we’re violent terrorists is, and showcase how that narrative is wrong…”

Serious Q: is it too late to give this dude the Nobel Peace Prize? 🐸 🏆