nyxchievous
@nyxchievous.bsky.social
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Smut slut, fan girl, brat, delicious deviant. 😈 🌶️ content curator & creator. 📍33F • CO, USA 18+ only MDNI https://nyxchievous.carrd.co/
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So, I spent way too much time making this, but I had fun, and that's what counts, right?

Here it is, my 2024 In Smut. 🌶️

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2024 In Smut
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while we're at it, here's the aforementioned "weird ass one" from the other day

CW: you guessed it, it's more spiders
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well, I've got ant spray and wasp spray but no idea if either of those will be effective or if I need to go get something else. Guess I know what my Sunday looks like now
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update: the black widow's pals are very much alive

CW: it's more spiders
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entirely unrelated, but speaking of arachnids, just confirmed there's a black widow living on my patio... I think it's the first I've ever personally seen, although I know we got some in and around our house growing up.

CW: spiders 🕷️🕸️
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dude, I just found out that scorpions, ticks, and mites are arachnids, and while it makes sense, my mind also feels kind of blown
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sorry, I have plans. It's #spookylakemonth
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And my least favorite is the seething rage I experience at the treatment of women, as in any historical fiction. Not to fault the show for an accurate portrayal, by any means—but 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘦 nonetheless. 🙃
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I hoped the US entering the (latest) "found out" stage would be more effective but I've overestimated the MAGAts once again
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Finally watching Outlander and whilst there are many things I enjoy, listening to Scots say whore is at the top of the list
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Watching a random @dustinpoynter.bsky.social video and this wisdom (delivered in a singsong voice from the back of an electric scooter) absolutely sent me

🎵"Cheating is less expensive than therapy, but it still costs more...🎶
Put that on a Hobby Lobby pillow."
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anonbritvoice.bsky.social
me to the other brain cells before making any decision:
Picture of three people sat at a table with miniature dig site with text below saying “you guys got time for me to crank my knob?”
nyxchievous.bsky.social
Same! And I will sometimes sit down for maybe a minute at a time during a slower song of the headliner if my feet are killing me, especially if it's a long set.

I wouldn't notice & it wouldn't bother me if a few people sat for the whole set but it would be weird and kill the vibe if EVERYONE did 😬
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This is so weird. I love having a seat now that I'm old* so I can sit before the show and give my feet a break when I need, but it's a concert... I'm standing and dancing most of the time!

*tongue in cheek, people, I'm 34—but my FEET HURT, I'm not used to being on them all the time anymore 😅
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Just here to emotionally support the internet homies
Lying down in bed in the morning cradling my breasts in my arm surrounded by fluffy bedding
nyxchievous.bsky.social
Sometimes—usually somewhere between the latest news cycle, ADHD overwhelm, and an existential crisis—I really wish I were dumber. You know, the whole "ignorance is bliss" thing.

Anyway, no idea where my DDLG, pet play, dumbification, bimbofication, objectification, dehumanization kinks come from
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I haven't worked in a restaurant for 15 years now but sometimes I still randomly think about the man who snapped his fingers at me to get my attention and hope that he's miserable somewhere
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Anyhoo, later London ✌🏼
always an adventure 🇬🇧
Photo of Big Ben and the Parliament building in London in late afternoon
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*at the end of every trip*

Not ready to leave because there's so much more to explore and I don't want to go back to the monotonous reality of day-to-day life

🤝🏼

Tired and ready to get back home to my own bed, creature comforts, and cuddle my kitty cats
nyxchievous.bsky.social
I've been fully dissociated for the last three years since I got laid off, tbh
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snowyinbliss.bsky.social
Cool guy, sincere, and here to make great things while building everyone up.

The dev at Whyp.it is an embodiment of good community vibes 😎
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I've been in the UK for work this week. Had my first experience with ID verification for adult content online (#GoneWildAudio, naturally)...