Steve
@oceanicbeach.bsky.social
Look how all the kids have grown up, we have changed but we’re still the same.
Lostie. No Doubter. Nintendo gamer.
Lostie. No Doubter. Nintendo gamer.
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The fact that Topics were discontinued but Snickers are still going is a national disgrace.
February 6, 2026 at 11:55 AM
The fact that Topics were discontinued but Snickers are still going is a national disgrace.
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Celebrities referring to non celebrities as civilians can fuck right off.
January 27, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Celebrities referring to non celebrities as civilians can fuck right off.
The FFVII Remake on Switch is really something
January 26, 2026 at 11:21 PM
The FFVII Remake on Switch is really something
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The 'Pro' monicker on products has got out of hand. I recently saw 'Pro' label on a fucking doorbell. What makes you a professional door opener?
December 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The 'Pro' monicker on products has got out of hand. I recently saw 'Pro' label on a fucking doorbell. What makes you a professional door opener?
Fuckin fuming the only scan I missed was the very first one and I couldn’t go back for it. #MetroidPrime4
December 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Fuckin fuming the only scan I missed was the very first one and I couldn’t go back for it. #MetroidPrime4
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Saying you "slept like a baby" is such a fucking ridiculous phrase. Unless of course, you mean you were screaming the house down 20 times during the night, and also pissed and shit yourself into the bargain.
December 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Saying you "slept like a baby" is such a fucking ridiculous phrase. Unless of course, you mean you were screaming the house down 20 times during the night, and also pissed and shit yourself into the bargain.
Merry Christmas Bluesky 🦋
December 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Merry Christmas Bluesky 🦋
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Every single voice message anyone has ever sent on WhatsApp could have been a text.
December 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Every single voice message anyone has ever sent on WhatsApp could have been a text.
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Without exception, every single person with 007 in their personalised number plate is a weapons grade bellend
December 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Without exception, every single person with 007 in their personalised number plate is a weapons grade bellend
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The Legend of Zelda movie adaptation should just be two hours of Link explaining to everybody he meets that Zelda's the princess, actually.
December 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The Legend of Zelda movie adaptation should just be two hours of Link explaining to everybody he meets that Zelda's the princess, actually.
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People who "create" AI slop should be forced to consume only AI slop and not be allowed to watch, read or listen to anything made by a human. Let them wallow in the cesspit of their creation.
November 27, 2025 at 10:55 AM
People who "create" AI slop should be forced to consume only AI slop and not be allowed to watch, read or listen to anything made by a human. Let them wallow in the cesspit of their creation.
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Nothing shows the bloatification of car sizes more than the Ford Ka and the Nissan Micra. The new models are fucking huge. Stop building American sized cars for our tiny British roads. They. Don't. Fucking. Fit.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Nothing shows the bloatification of car sizes more than the Ford Ka and the Nissan Micra. The new models are fucking huge. Stop building American sized cars for our tiny British roads. They. Don't. Fucking. Fit.
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Nintendo has shown off new, adorable artwork for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, along with announcing a Nintendo Direct for the upcoming animated sequel on November 12 at 6am PT. bit.ly/4oROfet
November 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Nintendo has shown off new, adorable artwork for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, along with announcing a Nintendo Direct for the upcoming animated sequel on November 12 at 6am PT. bit.ly/4oROfet
New app icon looks shite. Didn’t know it was 2013 again
November 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
New app icon looks shite. Didn’t know it was 2013 again
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All social media should come with a 'no politics or culture wars' toggle, so it just shows you benign chatter like what's on TV and GIFs of cats.
November 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
All social media should come with a 'no politics or culture wars' toggle, so it just shows you benign chatter like what's on TV and GIFs of cats.
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We were sold AI on the basis it was going to cure cancer, solve climate change and advance our lives. Instead all it does is produce social media slop and put ordinary people out of work. I think we're entitled to feel a lot more pissed off than we currently seem to.
November 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
We were sold AI on the basis it was going to cure cancer, solve climate change and advance our lives. Instead all it does is produce social media slop and put ordinary people out of work. I think we're entitled to feel a lot more pissed off than we currently seem to.
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If 9/11 happened now, there'd be about 1,000 more deaths due to people going into the buildings for content.
November 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
If 9/11 happened now, there'd be about 1,000 more deaths due to people going into the buildings for content.
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The majority of people who complain about Sadiq Kahn's mayorship of London comes from people who don't actually live in London.
September 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The majority of people who complain about Sadiq Kahn's mayorship of London comes from people who don't actually live in London.
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When you devote your life to the message that empathy is evil and gun deaths are an acceptable price to pay for gun rights, you shape the world with your words. Maybe Charlie Kirk didn’t expect to be a victim of his own worldbuilding, but his death is consistent with the world he helped create.
September 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
When you devote your life to the message that empathy is evil and gun deaths are an acceptable price to pay for gun rights, you shape the world with your words. Maybe Charlie Kirk didn’t expect to be a victim of his own worldbuilding, but his death is consistent with the world he helped create.
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Golden Sun The Lost Age is now on Nintendo Music #Repost
Golden Sun The Lost Age is now on Nintendo Music
Nintendo Music has proved to be a great app for Nintendo Switch Online members who appreciate a great soundtrack and has now added Golden Sun The Lost Age. Golden Sun The Lost Age graced the GameBoy Advance in 2002 and contains plenty of memorable tunes. The Nintendo Music app is available for Nintendo Switch Online subscribers on both iOS and Android.
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September 9, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Golden Sun The Lost Age is now on Nintendo Music #Repost
The rear bump just makes it look like a Google Pixel
September 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
The rear bump just makes it look like a Google Pixel
Always wanted to go viral on Twitter. And now I’ve done it. But I’ve found it just attracts a load of nobheads throwing insults at you (most football fans, obviously) so I don’t think I’ll be trying to get another from now on
September 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Always wanted to go viral on Twitter. And now I’ve done it. But I’ve found it just attracts a load of nobheads throwing insults at you (most football fans, obviously) so I don’t think I’ll be trying to get another from now on
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I underestimated how much I'd like having saved posts.
September 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I underestimated how much I'd like having saved posts.
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Ending a friendship is harder than ending a relationship. You can tell the other person in the relationship that you don't want to be with them anymore, but telling a friend you don't like them anymore is impossible.
September 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Ending a friendship is harder than ending a relationship. You can tell the other person in the relationship that you don't want to be with them anymore, but telling a friend you don't like them anymore is impossible.