Chance Townsend
@offbrandchance.bsky.social
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Journalist @mashable, cat father, and Cade Cunningham's biggest fan. Chicago 📍
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offbrandchance.bsky.social
Bengals game was genuinely miserable to watch 🫩
offbrandchance.bsky.social
bring back large groups of muscular men in loincloths that speak on the glory of battle and the ritual of mortality
offbrandchance.bsky.social
The people yearn for the oars. bring back boats powered by hundreds of dudes rowing rhythmically to a drum beat
offbrandchance.bsky.social
This will be the first ever non title 1v1 women’s match at WrestleMania in 19 years

Also the first ever 1v1 women’s match at WrestleMania with no stipulation or title involved
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Naomi vs Jade Cargill is set for #WrestleMania

LET'S GO!

#SmackDown
offbrandchance.bsky.social
The Oprah Show and it’s consequences have been disastrous for the human race
artcandee.bsky.social
Senator Ron Wyden on Dr. Oz:

"If confirmed, the person running the Medicare program thinks it's acceptable to not pay the taxes he owes into the program he's running."

Dr. Oz is unfit.
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inaeoh.bsky.social
I'm a young mom who now smells like a sandwich and looks like a wreck. So, Botox and fillers are certainly top of mind.

But for MAGA, something...different...seems to be happening. And American politics, like our faces, may never recover.
In your face: The brutal aesthetics of MAGA
Does proximity to power rely on a specific look?
www.motherjones.com
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juliametraux.bsky.social
I did my first in-person panel ever this evening, please clap.
À white woman wearing a mask and white top
offbrandchance.bsky.social
Hahaha hey I wrote that 🤩 thank u @jay.bsky.team
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acosta32jp.bsky.social
Nico Harrison might be a bigger villain than 2009 Randy Orton
offbrandchance.bsky.social
It’s 2005 and Detroit is good again. Come over. We’re gonna eat pizza rolls and watch the Pistons game in my basement and then play Halo 2 co-op on legendary
detroitpistons.bsky.social
Make that 7 in a row for the DETROIT PISTONS!

#DetroitPistons #NBA
offbrandchance.bsky.social
ngl Frank Underwood woulda never let this happen
offbrandchance.bsky.social
Gonna travel back in time and show Issac Newton a “Best NBA dunks” compilation so I can thank him for discovering gravity
offbrandchance.bsky.social
This is gonna hit like crack #AEW
offbrandchance.bsky.social
Why’d it take me so long to get a crockpot
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hencarnell.bsky.social
Rewatching Modern Family for the first time since I was a literal child and reflecting immensity of it’s impact on gay rights/acceptance
offbrandchance.bsky.social
Death, Taxes and A&M going 8-4. Thank you Auburn 🤘🏾
offbrandchance.bsky.social
What happened to phrasing?
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tristansnell.bsky.social
BREAKING: Tulsi Gabbard is on a TSA watch list because of her suspicious foreign travel patterns

Maybe — just maybe, hear me out here — the nominee for Director of National Intelligence should NOT be someone who made a TSA watch list for her suspicious foreign travel patterns