a small boot but it's bouncy | mads
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Mads Baker: Two-spirit Metis writer and artist posting cats, music memes, and trans guy things. Beware that this boat can run aground, making the ocean floor weep.
With the utmost respect, I must say that the guy that played Lucas on Stranger Things grew up ludicrously handsome.
January 19, 2026 at 6:40 PM
With the utmost respect, I must say that the guy that played Lucas on Stranger Things grew up ludicrously handsome.
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January 15, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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Got gendered male by a total stranger today so you cannot tell me literally anything
January 14, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Got gendered male by a total stranger today so you cannot tell me literally anything
Got two more albums today, Enhypen’s Orange Blood (my son Ni-ki version) and JustB’s Nanugi
January 14, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Got two more albums today, Enhypen’s Orange Blood (my son Ni-ki version) and JustB’s Nanugi
NGL, this is unrelated to the fuckin banger song linked below but I always see two dates written consecutively in that way and assume it's birth and death years, so I had a brief genius moment of "wow Alice Cooper was only... a year old..."
January 14, 2026 at 5:33 PM
NGL, this is unrelated to the fuckin banger song linked below but I always see two dates written consecutively in that way and assume it's birth and death years, so I had a brief genius moment of "wow Alice Cooper was only... a year old..."
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[📷] ATEEZ(에이티즈) GOLDEN HOUR : Part.4
Concept Photo 1
#JONGHO #종호
2026. 02. 06 2PM RELEASE
📎Pre-save/add: ateez.sng.to/golden-hour-...
#ATEEZ #에이티즈
#GOLDENHOUR #GOLDENHOUR_Part4
Concept Photo 1
#JONGHO #종호
2026. 02. 06 2PM RELEASE
📎Pre-save/add: ateez.sng.to/golden-hour-...
#ATEEZ #에이티즈
#GOLDENHOUR #GOLDENHOUR_Part4
January 14, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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Remember, Scott Adams won't see your posts focusing on his late-career bigotry, but J.K. Rowling might.
January 13, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Remember, Scott Adams won't see your posts focusing on his late-career bigotry, but J.K. Rowling might.
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Adjusting my language immediately
January 13, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Adjusting my language immediately
No new pictures
where are you mentally?
where are you mentally?
January 13, 2026 at 2:50 AM
No new pictures
where are you mentally?
where are you mentally?
I may have tiny kitten paw hands but when I'm offered some family bling, I take it.
January 12, 2026 at 8:31 PM
I may have tiny kitten paw hands but when I'm offered some family bling, I take it.
Casting suggestion for Melania Movie…
January 12, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Casting suggestion for Melania Movie…
BOING
January 11, 2026 at 11:04 PM
BOING
I realize my mirror is dire but pls ignore for now bc this binder MEANS BUSINESS and I have to share.
January 11, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I realize my mirror is dire but pls ignore for now bc this binder MEANS BUSINESS and I have to share.
I’ve had these two for five years. They are my everything ❤️
January 10, 2026 at 10:51 PM
I’ve had these two for five years. They are my everything ❤️
Wait... this is a legit life purpose? I've wasted so much time and energy on existential breakdowns!!
January 8, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Wait... this is a legit life purpose? I've wasted so much time and energy on existential breakdowns!!
Today’s mood
January 7, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Today’s mood
I finally found a binder that doesn't just make me look like a b-cup in a sports bra and it is GIVING, but I strongly suspect I'll have to cut myself out of it tonight.
January 7, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I finally found a binder that doesn't just make me look like a b-cup in a sports bra and it is GIVING, but I strongly suspect I'll have to cut myself out of it tonight.
"I love my country but it wears a uniform
Speaks with foreign guns
In the background you can almost hear the sound of intervention
And I don't know when liberty fell
But we rang every mission bell
We rang them loud and clearly to a world that wouldn't listen"
Speaks with foreign guns
In the background you can almost hear the sound of intervention
And I don't know when liberty fell
But we rang every mission bell
We rang them loud and clearly to a world that wouldn't listen"
January 6, 2026 at 11:31 PM
"I love my country but it wears a uniform
Speaks with foreign guns
In the background you can almost hear the sound of intervention
And I don't know when liberty fell
But we rang every mission bell
We rang them loud and clearly to a world that wouldn't listen"
Speaks with foreign guns
In the background you can almost hear the sound of intervention
And I don't know when liberty fell
But we rang every mission bell
We rang them loud and clearly to a world that wouldn't listen"
This is what I look like scrolling social media
January 4, 2026 at 8:09 PM
This is what I look like scrolling social media
You know when you've been stressed for so long that you can actively feel yourself getting dumber as your brain starts to crumble under the strain of existing at that overclocked state 24/7 for way longer than it can handle?
Silly question, I know. But it sucks, right?
Silly question, I know. But it sucks, right?
January 4, 2026 at 8:06 PM
You know when you've been stressed for so long that you can actively feel yourself getting dumber as your brain starts to crumble under the strain of existing at that overclocked state 24/7 for way longer than it can handle?
Silly question, I know. But it sucks, right?
Silly question, I know. But it sucks, right?
Fun fact about my mom: even with her memory failing, she still says “love you and love to the cats” whenever I leave because I told her ONCE, “I always feel sad when I hear you say ‘love you and love to [partner]’ to my sister because you’ve never been able to say it to me.” ONCE.
January 3, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Fun fact about my mom: even with her memory failing, she still says “love you and love to the cats” whenever I leave because I told her ONCE, “I always feel sad when I hear you say ‘love you and love to [partner]’ to my sister because you’ve never been able to say it to me.” ONCE.
All I've ever wanted from the lame/rude oversharing slogan t-shirt trend is a shirt that says "can stop, will stop" and I'm still yet to find one :(
January 2, 2026 at 2:39 PM
All I've ever wanted from the lame/rude oversharing slogan t-shirt trend is a shirt that says "can stop, will stop" and I'm still yet to find one :(
If I still have tits this time next year, I swear to fuckin god
January 1, 2026 at 4:19 PM
If I still have tits this time next year, I swear to fuckin god
So this is 2026
January 1, 2026 at 4:08 PM
So this is 2026