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Alex Simmons 🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 1h

It’s gotta suck to write an inspirational song then see it used in a pharmaceutical ad ten years later.

Alex Simmons 🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 20h

📸 Fujifilm X
🔎 23mm
✨ ƒ/1.4
📍 Greenwich Village, NYC

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Alex Simmons 🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 22h

Why do people want dislike buttons?

Bluesky hits 40 million users, introduces 'dislikes' beta | TechCrunch

As users "dislike" posts, the system will learn what sort of content they want to see less of. This will help to inform more than just how content is ranked in feeds, but also reply rankings.

techcrunch.com

Alex Simmons 🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 1d

People will ask "why isn't there a straight pride parade?" with a straight face and then get as skank'd out as they can for Halloween.

Alex Simmons 🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 2d

Bokeh Doesn't Matter As Much as You Think It Does

Bokeh is cool. but Micro Contrast is far mroe important when judging the character of a lens. That's why we love apochromatic lenses.

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Alex Simmons 🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 2d

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Steve “Stove” Esposito @common-loot.com · 4d

This whole thing is giving me a headache… anyone got any… wait a sec…

MSNBC @msnbc.com · 4d

BREAKING: Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton sues Tylenol makers for alleged links to autism. @rosaflores.bsky.social has the latest.

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Alex Simmons 🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 4d

How can you tell a white guy has seen Beyoncé live?

Oh, they’ll tell you.

Alex Simmons 🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 5d

Flu shots at work today. Rewarding myself with a lox bagel.

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Steve “Stove” Esposito @common-loot.com · 5d

What I find the most interesting about the whole thing revolving around Halo marketing is how the game is just straight up being abused by the government as propaganda.

MS paid their dues to the 🍊and they are being used, slandered, tarred and feathered.

This is a post about abuse.

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Alex Simmons 🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 5d

📸 Fujifilm X
🔎 23mm
✨ ƒ/5.6

guy with a mustache doing wedding videography

Alex Simmons 🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 5d

I was also worried if too many men found out how many sexual partners I had, I’d be ostracized.

Alex Simmons 🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 5d

I was a teenager through the 2000s, it was a time of great political upheaval.

How could my country elect George W Bush AND Kelly Clarkson?

Alex Simmons 🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 5d

It was the big hair for me now that I think about it.

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Bluesky @bsky.app · 5d

v1.109 is rolling out today! #NewProfilePic

We've given the app a mini makeover with some new shades of blues! Plus, a whole bunch of bug fixes and performance improvements to make your experience better.

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Alex Simmons 🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 5d

She just didn’t click for me. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Alex Simmons 🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 5d

Most guys have to worry if they admit to their wife that a woman celebrity is attractive.

I have the opposite problem, she made me sleep on the couch when I admitted I never had a crush on Topanga.

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Alex Simmons 🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 5d

I was born before the fall of the Soviet Union. I’m old Stock millennial.

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Alex Simmons 🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 5d

And why the fuck are we polling people for third terms that can’t happen?

Sam @samd.bsky.social · 5d

if Trump tries to run for an illegal third term Kamala is still only up by 2% god wtf is wrong with the American voter

49% of Americans would literally rather have an unconstitutional dictatorship rather than a normie liberal

Who would win a Harris vs Trump matchup in 2028?
If the 2028 presidential election were between Democrat Kamala Harris and Republican Donald
Trump, who would you vote for?
Kamala Harris
Donald Trump
Kamala Harris
51.0%
Donald Trump
49.0%
The Argument's survey of 1,530 registered voters was fielded nationally between Oct. 10-16, 2025. The margin of error for the full survey is +2.8%.
Chart: Lakshya Jain/The Argument • Source: The Argument

Alex Simmons 🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 5d

How come 10 year old Drew Barrymore couldn't beat Brock or Misty?

Cause she was a fire starter.

Alex Simmons 🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 6d

I wasn’t promiscuous as a teenager.

I was afraid having too many sexual partners would compress my penis and be unable to satisfy women sexually.

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Alex Simmons 🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 6d

Alright, just this once but flap yo' tail outa here before the hawks see ya. I can't let the higher ups in the flock think I'm going soft.

Alex Simmons 🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 6d

You got a lotta beak showing wing in these parts.

Alex Simmons 🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 6d

These birds doing some illicit shit outside my kitchen window.

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Alex Simmons 🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 7d

Hey that’s the thing I expect Trek Writers to be smarter than me. So they can certainly figure it out.

I like the angle of Archers kids running around getting shit done in the fed while Archer holds it down as president. Spill some West Wing into my Trek why don’t ya.

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