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ohfivepro.bsky.social
@ohfivepro.bsky.social
Arcade dork from Scotland. Playing, learning, scoring, investigating & generally messing about with arcade games of all genres since forever

https://www.youtube.com/c/ohfivepro
They said it couldn't be done. They said it would never happen. They were wrong.

After 34 years the world is finally insane enough to reunite Turbo Force & Karate Blazers once again. Blessed Hamster making the impossible a reality. Whether this is a good thing is anyone's guess though
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 AM
1991 scrolling beat em up Karate Blazers by Video System is this weeks Arcade Archives release

The game usually has a crazed amount of enemies on screen at any given time
#闘神ブレイザーズ
#ビデオシステム
#アーケードアーカイブス
#アケアカ
November 26, 2025 at 8:07 AM
As the most hardcore Ikaruga fan in existence, as it is easily the best & most representative game in the STG bullet hell danmaku maniac genre ( we call them schmups for short), I simply cannot believe they haven't made one with the iconic 'ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US' from the arcade game on it😢
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Legend says that if you overlay the way too fast Truxton Mega Drive port OST on top of R-Type Delta HD Boosted gameplay, the tunes end at exactly the correct time

A coincidence or part of a deeper speed based conspiracy? What are they planning?🤔
Truxton MD FM Sound will be running 40% too fast at all times so please ensure your truck has the extra 'oops, we botched that bit of the port & didn't notice in time' insurance coverage before starting
November 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Tell this man how to make Viewpoint 2064 run, in a manner even an idiot such as me could understand. You may draw pictures if required. Just get it done
i can't get viewpoint 64 to run on my everdrive (only loads sammy and racdim logos). pls halp (i have no idea how to follow these instructions because stoopid)
November 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
You are a HUGE FAIRY (compliment)
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
"When we decided to create a new core fighting game within the company, the keyword that most closely associated with it was "reality"

bruv, a ninja will flying suplex a drunken Chinese pensioner onto his head before juggling him across the screen with some punches. Shut up. Just make the game good
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 AM
It's Winter Carrot Day in Japan

Here's why Namco went with their 'Carrot' naming convention for their arcades in 1980

With their new unified style of arcade branding, which had never been done before, they wanted a symbol that represented 'freshness' as arcades were viewed as dirty, seedy places🥕
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
youtu.be/Jmp-4nlsWXg?...
Did a Mystery Mix last night. All tunes picked at random from the DnB crates & whatever came out got played next
Drum n Bass Mix - Mystery Power Hour
YouTube video by ohfivepro
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Fact
Namco should put Prop Cycle back into production — MASS production — so people can purchase a machine for their home or business for a reasonable price
November 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The Kung Fu man in Metal Black & Gun Frontier is programmer TARABAR, real name Takamasa Hori. His boss on those games, Takatsuna Senba, called him Hori-chan, the basis for evil villain Ho Lee Chan

When he joined Capcom he was the model for Fei Long in the SSF2 key art, making him Bruce Ho Lee Chan
November 24, 2025 at 4:51 AM
No deaths & no means to speed up or delay stage progression

R-Type Delta HD
St.3 starts - 14:49, boss music starts - 17:14
Play Time = 2:25 = 145 secs

PS1
St.3 starts - 9:30, boss music starts - 13:25
Play Time = 3:55 = 235 secs

The uncut stage OST lasts 4mins, so you miss 1.5mins of it in HD
November 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Namco Museum Vol.5
"Grand Finale"

Fortunately this turned out to be a lie and we got an "Encore" soon after
November 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Real Gamerz™️ know the only dates that matter end in 0 or 5. Nobody cares about 39yrs . What kind of a stupid number is that? May not even be real tbh🤔

Anyway, I'm still recovering from the 35yrs of Super Monkey Daibouken party in 2021 which Antwon wasn't even at. Just another fake Super Monkey fan😉
Did you know Super Monkey Daibouken was released 39 years ago yesterday and nobody made a peep about it. Bunch of haters!
November 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
In 1995 before the game initially released Mitchell seemed a bit unsure of which name to go with, so just used both Cannon Dancer & Osman on the same ad

The following year they settled on Cannon Dancer for Japan & the infinitely less cool Osman for the rest of the world
November 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Sega did not have a prolific arcade catalog dating back to the 80s & Taito stopped making arcade games in the 90s

Written by someone self-described as
"there are few with as much knowledge"

I mean, they seem earnest & like playing games but holy shit I've never read words that are more wrong
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Is that a bomb in your trousers or are you just pleased to see me?

Bomberman boxers / trunks, socks, slippers & more coming out in Japan later this month
www.famitsu.com/article/2025...
November 22, 2025 at 4:18 AM
If you ever caught an STD from your handheld games console, please unfollow me
Master Your Skills: STD accessories for Game Boy & Game Gear
Source: EGM² 1 (July 1994)
Scan Source: RetroMags

#retrogaming #nintendo #sega
November 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Here's the in game finale to R-Type Delta which is running so fast the buildings no longer sink, all particles are missing & the music hard cuts as it's all been scrolled off-screen. The whole game's like this, so the music sync'ing to the action in st.3, lol no etc

Also missing enemies, bugs etc
November 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It's Nov 22nd in Japan which means it's the 30th anniversary of Namco Museum Vol. 1

These days thanks to Hamster & Namco, we also have home ports of games like Aqua Jet & Tokyo Wars which didn't even exist in arcades when Vol.1 released

Every era is a Namco era
November 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Since 1989 when Pac-Land came out for PC Engine, Pacman has been chilly in bed each night. Now his problems are over

If he buys two he can also hang one over the window to stop known pervert Pinky from going full sicko as well
November 21, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Knowing that aging Namco fans like nothing more than a nice comfy snooze, Kadokawa are releasing 3 Namcot Famicom Box Blankets

Printed on both sides with the front & rear of the boxes, they come in replica boxes, all with a 16 page FC Namcot game booklet. 3,300円 each
www.famitsu.com/article/2025...
November 21, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Bomb Bee Caravan Round Up💣🐝

QtQ got the best score of the week playing with a homemade volume controller🔊

CLOBTA took 1st place on Switch on his birthday🎂

I could only manage 18th but did get an 'Emoji Nice Play' shout out. Many are saying this is the real MVP award of the week🤔😉
November 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Why in 2025 can I not think of another single screen shmup that's a bit like Donkey Kong 3 on crack?

That game was pretty sick. Surely someone's made something a bit like this already & I just don't know about it? If not, someone else is putting that idea into practice here💪
Gonna be careful with the visibility
November 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
With Jatre on board, I look forward to the day Hamster ports Chevron Auto Tennis. It looks to have much more exciting gameplay than the karaoke machine🎾
November 19, 2025 at 11:38 AM