@ohfivepro.bsky.social
Arcade dork from Scotland. Playing, learning, scoring, investigating & generally messing about with arcade games of all genres since forever
https://www.youtube.com/c/ohfivepro
https://www.youtube.com/c/ohfivepro
TIL there's an upside down Euro Bomb Jack knock off with shmup bosses🤯
January 14, 2026 at 6:42 PM
TIL there's an upside down Euro Bomb Jack knock off with shmup bosses🤯
Hacha Mecha is the GOAT for cute NMK games that are also designed to murder you every second
January 14, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Hacha Mecha is the GOAT for cute NMK games that are also designed to murder you every second
I only knew it existed from following CC on twitter but as they publish stuff too, I don't usually pay much attention unless it's a game I'm really interested in
& even then I'm not sure if I want to discover CC's making it themselves or just publishing it for someone else
& even then I'm not sure if I want to discover CC's making it themselves or just publishing it for someone else
January 14, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I only knew it existed from following CC on twitter but as they publish stuff too, I don't usually pay much attention unless it's a game I'm really interested in
& even then I'm not sure if I want to discover CC's making it themselves or just publishing it for someone else
& even then I'm not sure if I want to discover CC's making it themselves or just publishing it for someone else
wondering if news sites are jumping the gun as the Jp PS4/5 version got pulled at the last minute and won't be out until Feb 19th. UK PSN store has it as 'announced, Release date to be determined'
January 14, 2026 at 12:59 AM
wondering if news sites are jumping the gun as the Jp PS4/5 version got pulled at the last minute and won't be out until Feb 19th. UK PSN store has it as 'announced, Release date to be determined'
They did the sequel apparently & the remake version was City Connection
tbh they all blend together in my head except Hamster & M2. Yhey're pretty much guaranteed excellent ports
Anyone else = maybe 50% chance on a good day
tbh they all blend together in my head except Hamster & M2. Yhey're pretty much guaranteed excellent ports
Anyone else = maybe 50% chance on a good day
January 14, 2026 at 12:45 AM
They did the sequel apparently & the remake version was City Connection
tbh they all blend together in my head except Hamster & M2. Yhey're pretty much guaranteed excellent ports
Anyone else = maybe 50% chance on a good day
tbh they all blend together in my head except Hamster & M2. Yhey're pretty much guaranteed excellent ports
Anyone else = maybe 50% chance on a good day
what I lack in magical superpowers like Jesus (he was the one that could shoot lasers right?), I make up for in weird arcade knowledge. A fair trade as I won't need to be preaching to strangers or being worshipped or w/e us z-tier gods are meant to be doing these days. I'm busy enough as is
January 13, 2026 at 9:46 PM
what I lack in magical superpowers like Jesus (he was the one that could shoot lasers right?), I make up for in weird arcade knowledge. A fair trade as I won't need to be preaching to strangers or being worshipped or w/e us z-tier gods are meant to be doing these days. I'm busy enough as is
fun / unhinged ohfivepro fact: due to my grandad's exploits in Ghana before world war 2 a specific tribe made him an honourary god to their people. That thing's hereditary & depending on how it works, it sits on either my uncle, who's in his mid-80s, or me. So if it's not me now, it will be someday
January 13, 2026 at 9:18 PM
fun / unhinged ohfivepro fact: due to my grandad's exploits in Ghana before world war 2 a specific tribe made him an honourary god to their people. That thing's hereditary & depending on how it works, it sits on either my uncle, who's in his mid-80s, or me. So if it's not me now, it will be someday
which nation must I reach before watermelon's liven up?
I have some very loose ties to Ghana. Would that be far enough? Would Antarctica be too far? Please advise before I book a very expensive trip in vain
I have some very loose ties to Ghana. Would that be far enough? Would Antarctica be too far? Please advise before I book a very expensive trip in vain
January 13, 2026 at 8:55 PM
which nation must I reach before watermelon's liven up?
I have some very loose ties to Ghana. Would that be far enough? Would Antarctica be too far? Please advise before I book a very expensive trip in vain
I have some very loose ties to Ghana. Would that be far enough? Would Antarctica be too far? Please advise before I book a very expensive trip in vain
Idiots - "Arcade games are too short & don't have interesting stories. lol, £6, I'll never get my monies worth without 50hrs of backtracking"
January 13, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Idiots - "Arcade games are too short & don't have interesting stories. lol, £6, I'll never get my monies worth without 50hrs of backtracking"
I 1st had it in Monaco or the south of France somewhere
And it's still pretty wack compared to other melon types today imo. Style over substance fruit, best used as a score item rather than a foodstuff🍉
And it's still pretty wack compared to other melon types today imo. Style over substance fruit, best used as a score item rather than a foodstuff🍉
January 13, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I 1st had it in Monaco or the south of France somewhere
And it's still pretty wack compared to other melon types today imo. Style over substance fruit, best used as a score item rather than a foodstuff🍉
And it's still pretty wack compared to other melon types today imo. Style over substance fruit, best used as a score item rather than a foodstuff🍉
Damn, are Transformers toys finally cool again (ie look like the ones I had as a kid instead of w/e neon weirdness they've been since the 90s)
January 13, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Damn, are Transformers toys finally cool again (ie look like the ones I had as a kid instead of w/e neon weirdness they've been since the 90s)
They're both fine these days but as a kid I was definitely set up with extremely unrealistic expectations. Games & cartoons had lied to me. Was nothing sacred?
January 13, 2026 at 7:35 PM
They're both fine these days but as a kid I was definitely set up with extremely unrealistic expectations. Games & cartoons had lied to me. Was nothing sacred?
trying watermelon irl as a kid was an 11/10 disappointment as Bubble Bobble had shown me it was easily the best fruit ever. Nothing that red should be such flavourless mush😢
And eff you too Popeye, spinach eating weirdo. No superpowers & it tasted like ass to kid me💪
And eff you too Popeye, spinach eating weirdo. No superpowers & it tasted like ass to kid me💪
January 13, 2026 at 7:25 PM
trying watermelon irl as a kid was an 11/10 disappointment as Bubble Bobble had shown me it was easily the best fruit ever. Nothing that red should be such flavourless mush😢
And eff you too Popeye, spinach eating weirdo. No superpowers & it tasted like ass to kid me💪
And eff you too Popeye, spinach eating weirdo. No superpowers & it tasted like ass to kid me💪
The Cyber-Lip of blood, guts & gore in the poster didn't get the memo that at the end of the game he's just a funny little mouth that spins around a bit
January 13, 2026 at 6:44 PM
The Cyber-Lip of blood, guts & gore in the poster didn't get the memo that at the end of the game he's just a funny little mouth that spins around a bit
idk, it's Scotland's national animal & there's scores of them across Edinburgh, which is consistently ranked as one of the best places on earth to live. Probably not a coincidence🦄
January 13, 2026 at 2:22 AM
idk, it's Scotland's national animal & there's scores of them across Edinburgh, which is consistently ranked as one of the best places on earth to live. Probably not a coincidence🦄
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here's the missing letters from my previous post the keyboard decided it didn't want to use when I pressed them. Do not defy me keyboard. Your insolence is making people think I can't spell basic words properly🤔⌨️
here's the missing letters from my previous post the keyboard decided it didn't want to use when I pressed them. Do not defy me keyboard. Your insolence is making people think I can't spell basic words properly🤔⌨️
January 13, 2026 at 12:02 AM
s, o
here's the missing letters from my previous post the keyboard decided it didn't want to use when I pressed them. Do not defy me keyboard. Your insolence is making people think I can't spell basic words properly🤔⌨️
here's the missing letters from my previous post the keyboard decided it didn't want to use when I pressed them. Do not defy me keyboard. Your insolence is making people think I can't spell basic words properly🤔⌨️
When I went to get mine the guy had used the secret command to change the car colour & I didn't realize until I got home. I really wanted the black one but dying irl to change it back seem a bit extreme. At least it's not dented to much
January 12, 2026 at 11:54 PM
When I went to get mine the guy had used the secret command to change the car colour & I didn't realize until I got home. I really wanted the black one but dying irl to change it back seem a bit extreme. At least it's not dented to much
excellent content😊
January 12, 2026 at 10:08 PM
excellent content😊
I prefer you cat pics tbh🐁
January 12, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I prefer you cat pics tbh🐁
Make it like a Roomba but it has 4 little helper Options that follow along behind to pick up anything that's been missed
January 12, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Make it like a Roomba but it has 4 little helper Options that follow along behind to pick up anything that's been missed
yeah, it was literally only if you used an arcade stick, pads were fine. Absolutely bizarre situation that I don't think they ever fixed. The PS4 had a similar issue where sticks gained a bunch of lag too but the Switch one was waaaay worse
And it wasn't like 1-2 stick brands had issues, it was all
And it wasn't like 1-2 stick brands had issues, it was all
January 12, 2026 at 7:29 PM
yeah, it was literally only if you used an arcade stick, pads were fine. Absolutely bizarre situation that I don't think they ever fixed. The PS4 had a similar issue where sticks gained a bunch of lag too but the Switch one was waaaay worse
And it wasn't like 1-2 stick brands had issues, it was all
And it wasn't like 1-2 stick brands had issues, it was all
The only arcade stuff I know that had mega issues on Switch was Capcom Arcade Stadium, and that was if you dared to play using any arcade stick, as the game straight up gave you like 20f+ of input lag for reasons unknown. It was mostly OK when you played with a pad or the normal joycons though
January 12, 2026 at 7:19 PM
The only arcade stuff I know that had mega issues on Switch was Capcom Arcade Stadium, and that was if you dared to play using any arcade stick, as the game straight up gave you like 20f+ of input lag for reasons unknown. It was mostly OK when you played with a pad or the normal joycons though