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Kelly, as seen online
@ohhellkell.bsky.social
Writer. Film nerd. Horror girl. Bisexual polyam mess. Author of the books In the Shadow of Extinction and Rakasa. She/her

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GFM gofund.me/53bb83fd
Ko-fi https://ko-fi.com/kellywobbegong
Venmo: @Kelly-Wobbegong
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What if an alien abducted you but the alien was just lonely and wanted friends to watch Survivor with. What then, I ask you.
November 26, 2025 at 6:18 AM
How to talk to genders at parties.
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Oh hey, it’s every trans woman’s DMs.
I think they may need a few more hotdogs.
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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‘Cheer up, dad. They’re making Rush Hour 4’
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I've never played Stellaris because it sounds like such a time suck but maybe that's what I need right now.
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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tfw u need seven samurai
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I want to challenge Sydney Sweeney to a boob fight.
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Rush Hour 3 is such shit though and I feel like that needs to be said. Not that the that two are classics but omg, that third one.
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Much margaritas tonight.
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
There's pie discourse now?

I like it hot.
November 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I'm gonna start an OF before Sydney Sweeney's fictional character because SS sucks. So do I, but not like that, though.
Cassie will be an OnlyFans star in ‘EUPHORIA’ Season 3.

(Source: www.omelete.com.br/series-tv/eu...)
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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I really admire Samus Aran, because sometimes I too deal with challenges by curling up into a ball.
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
This Lego superman tattoo from a local artist is incredible and inspiring.
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
BRING AKIRA KUROSAWA BACK FROM THE DEAD FOR GODZILLA BE HEDORAH 2
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Give me a chance! I'm not so bad! I HAVE DEADWOOD ON BLU-RAY. But I'm not lonely! DON'T LET THEM SAY THAT I'M LONELY.
November 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Cholula would be a beautiful name for a girl. Tabasco and Frank's Red Hot, too.
November 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
heading into the holidays
November 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Pain and Gain innocent!
Ruin a movie by putting Mark Wahlberg in it!

I'll start:
Three Kings
Patriots Day
The Perfect Storm
All the Money in the World
The Other Guys
Boogie Nights
Lone Survivor
The Fighter
Deepwater Horizon
The Italian Job
Planet of the Apes
We Own the Night
The Gambler
Play Dirty
The Corruptor
Etc...
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
When I'm president I'm gonna demand another Drunken Master sequel.
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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can we get a president that's a fan of GOOD Jackie Chan movies?
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I never liked IPAs until I started shooting estrogen into my thighs every Wednesday. I became a bitter bitch.
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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when the AI bubble bursts, remember your worth and how little regard they had for you when they let you go to save money.
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I need to live in a city that suits me better than this. Suburbia ain't for me. I've learned that lesson several times over. But not only is it hard to pick where to go (I legit don't have any sense of direction anymore), it's also hard to feel confident about work given the encroachment of AI. 🙃
November 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM