Zoey Kirby
@ohnoz0e.bsky.social
Comedian with Cerebral Palsy. Sometimes Journalist. Creator of Crippled Coffee on Substack. Lover of green Skittles
Pinned
Without darkness, we'd never be able to fully appreciate light
Showing that the world can find other, more willing partners around the globe if the US continues on its destructive path of exorbitant tariffs, no business in their right mind wants to pay.
Brazilian exports surged to record levels in 2025, shrugging off months of punishing US tariffs thanks to expanded shipments to China and other major trading partners.
Brazil Shakes Off Trump Tariffs With Record Exports in 2025
Brazilian exports surged to record levels in 2025, shrugging off months of punishing US tariffs thanks to expanded shipments to China and other major trading partners.
bloom.bg
January 6, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Showing that the world can find other, more willing partners around the globe if the US continues on its destructive path of exorbitant tariffs, no business in their right mind wants to pay.
This is an incredible win for abortion rights! Go Wyoming. 💖💖💚✊✊
Per The ACLU:
Per The ACLU:
January 6, 2026 at 10:08 PM
This is an incredible win for abortion rights! Go Wyoming. 💖💖💚✊✊
Per The ACLU:
Per The ACLU:
Flip off your local cybertruck owner. The poor taste alone should tell you they probably deserve it!
January 6, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Flip off your local cybertruck owner. The poor taste alone should tell you they probably deserve it!
I started working on my story about an alien two-headed dog with psychic powers and their friend, a Midwestern pre-teen.
It feels good to write again. #Amwriting #writingcommunity #fiction #author
It feels good to write again. #Amwriting #writingcommunity #fiction #author
January 5, 2026 at 11:35 PM
I started working on my story about an alien two-headed dog with psychic powers and their friend, a Midwestern pre-teen.
It feels good to write again. #Amwriting #writingcommunity #fiction #author
It feels good to write again. #Amwriting #writingcommunity #fiction #author
✊✊✊✊✊ America belongs to her citizens. Not a bloated, mad king, playing with the levers of Empire he barely understands.
President of Mexico Sheinbaum: "America does not belong to a doctrine or a power. The American continent belongs to the peoples of each of the countries that make it up. Let it be clear: Mexico defends the sovereignty of the countries of Latin America.”
January 5, 2026 at 11:23 PM
✊✊✊✊✊ America belongs to her citizens. Not a bloated, mad king, playing with the levers of Empire he barely understands.
There isn't a better smaller pleasure than a CD you picked randomly because of the coverart being good.
January 5, 2026 at 11:22 PM
There isn't a better smaller pleasure than a CD you picked randomly because of the coverart being good.
Reposted by Zoey Kirby
an “inherent power” to respond to an “imminent” attack is just a license for aggressive war on the president’s whim
How does launching air strikes and a commando raid fall under the remit of self defense for an arrest operation
January 3, 2026 at 12:39 PM
an “inherent power” to respond to an “imminent” attack is just a license for aggressive war on the president’s whim
The gun of the American Empire has fired in Venezuela. I strongly condemn any kind of regime change this fascist regime has in mind for oil reserves.
The US should not be able to wreck havoc across the globe without any consequence whatsoever.
The US should not be able to wreck havoc across the globe without any consequence whatsoever.
January 3, 2026 at 7:12 PM
The gun of the American Empire has fired in Venezuela. I strongly condemn any kind of regime change this fascist regime has in mind for oil reserves.
The US should not be able to wreck havoc across the globe without any consequence whatsoever.
The US should not be able to wreck havoc across the globe without any consequence whatsoever.
I'm gonna guess the gold isn't meant to show solidarity with Ukraine
December 29, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I'm gonna guess the gold isn't meant to show solidarity with Ukraine
It's best to not social media while horny. I don't follow my own advice
December 29, 2025 at 6:46 AM
It's best to not social media while horny. I don't follow my own advice
Mom, am I a real musician yet?
December 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Mom, am I a real musician yet?
"And the moon is sagging down like a metal ball."
Thank you for this lyric Beck. I like it.
Thank you for this lyric Beck. I like it.
December 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
"And the moon is sagging down like a metal ball."
Thank you for this lyric Beck. I like it.
Thank you for this lyric Beck. I like it.
Without darkness, we'd never be able to fully appreciate light
December 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Without darkness, we'd never be able to fully appreciate light
I'd like to be able to draw better. Jskdjsksjsk how does lines?
December 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I'd like to be able to draw better. Jskdjsksjsk how does lines?
I can't believe I slept 14 hours yesterday. What normal person sleeps in until 4pm??
December 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I can't believe I slept 14 hours yesterday. What normal person sleeps in until 4pm??
I'm upset I had to cancel a therapy appointment so that my twin could make a barista interview.
I'm never having that happen again. I only put my therapy on hold, because my twin is moving to Topeka.
I'm more angry at myself for not fully putting my foot down a bit more.
I'm never having that happen again. I only put my therapy on hold, because my twin is moving to Topeka.
I'm more angry at myself for not fully putting my foot down a bit more.
December 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I'm upset I had to cancel a therapy appointment so that my twin could make a barista interview.
I'm never having that happen again. I only put my therapy on hold, because my twin is moving to Topeka.
I'm more angry at myself for not fully putting my foot down a bit more.
I'm never having that happen again. I only put my therapy on hold, because my twin is moving to Topeka.
I'm more angry at myself for not fully putting my foot down a bit more.
Turns out no one likes a nakedly corrupt pedophile that deserves treason charges many times over.
Are we ever going to properly try these American Fascists? They don't die with Trump. They will reform like the Chimera that right-wing politics always is, when it's that far right.
Violence for power
Are we ever going to properly try these American Fascists? They don't die with Trump. They will reform like the Chimera that right-wing politics always is, when it's that far right.
Violence for power
December 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Turns out no one likes a nakedly corrupt pedophile that deserves treason charges many times over.
Are we ever going to properly try these American Fascists? They don't die with Trump. They will reform like the Chimera that right-wing politics always is, when it's that far right.
Violence for power
Are we ever going to properly try these American Fascists? They don't die with Trump. They will reform like the Chimera that right-wing politics always is, when it's that far right.
Violence for power
It's me and this Midi Keyboard vs the basic concept of playing music good
December 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
It's me and this Midi Keyboard vs the basic concept of playing music good
I would come, but my dog has ibs
December 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I would come, but my dog has ibs
Let's just become a wing of MAGA propaganda. That's how to build a storied, long well regarded media institution.
The new MAGA Loving CBS has been on a media blitz promoting Marjorie Taylor Greene on 60 minutes tonight. This is a sign of things to come from the network of Walter Cronkite and Edward R Murrow who are spinning in their graves at what CBS has become. No more CBS or 60 minutes for me. #ProudBlue
December 7, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Let's just become a wing of MAGA propaganda. That's how to build a storied, long well regarded media institution.
I'm serving absolute vagina in these Stitch pajamas. Thank you for asking
December 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I'm serving absolute vagina in these Stitch pajamas. Thank you for asking
I'm a queen of highly specific scenarios. No, I will not explain.
December 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I'm a queen of highly specific scenarios. No, I will not explain.
Why didn't anyone tell me leather pants were also comfortable? God I love my pair of black leather pants.
December 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Why didn't anyone tell me leather pants were also comfortable? God I love my pair of black leather pants.
Nightmare turkey bloat rotation
November 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Nightmare turkey bloat rotation