Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻
@ohoneonefour.bsky.social
she/her • sheffield (uk) • bi disaster • beatles fan • bicep enthusiast • competency kink survivor • he's so cute™
"if you don't like stuff, don't be a dick about it" ~ David Jenkins ❤️
#SaveOFMD #AdoptOurCrew #RhysDarbyFaction
"if you don't like stuff, don't be a dick about it" ~ David Jenkins ❤️
#SaveOFMD #AdoptOurCrew #RhysDarbyFaction
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You know when you're just like
Idk what I've done to deserve this absolute bullshit but in the words of our sunshine man: g e t f u c k e d
February 10, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Idk what I've done to deserve this absolute bullshit but in the words of our sunshine man: g e t f u c k e d
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i love being near you. it's nice. it feels good.
February 9, 2026 at 11:06 PM
i love being near you. it's nice. it feels good.
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I don't really understand the galaxy cluster thing because I'm not very intelligent but I'm going to follow some people I see on it because I like making new friends 🤓
February 9, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I don't really understand the galaxy cluster thing because I'm not very intelligent but I'm going to follow some people I see on it because I like making new friends 🤓
Nope nope no resurrecting crushes please thankyou very much I can't go through that again
February 9, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Nope nope no resurrecting crushes please thankyou very much I can't go through that again
Now this is what I need on this fucking miserable Monday morning!! 💪🏻😍
February 9, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Now this is what I need on this fucking miserable Monday morning!! 💪🏻😍
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That's called passive aggression.
February 7, 2026 at 3:35 PM
That's called passive aggression.
Please rec me your favourite soft dom Stede gentlebeard fics, I need to self soothe when I get home later 🙏🏻💞
February 6, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Please rec me your favourite soft dom Stede gentlebeard fics, I need to self soothe when I get home later 🙏🏻💞
Me on every voice note I send to a fellow fan: "I just... I just love Rhys so much... and he is just SO CUTE... biceps... and he just makes my day so much better... and I JUST LOVE HIM"
February 5, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Me on every voice note I send to a fellow fan: "I just... I just love Rhys so much... and he is just SO CUTE... biceps... and he just makes my day so much better... and I JUST LOVE HIM"
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Cannot seem to shift this bad mood. Keep sneaking looks at Rhys to try and boost my endorphins but i'm struggling here
February 4, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Cannot seem to shift this bad mood. Keep sneaking looks at Rhys to try and boost my endorphins but i'm struggling here
Summer Me was hopeful she'd have a Valentine this year. Not that it's important in the grand scheme of life, but I've never had one and I'd also met someone I thought might want to be my Valentine. It didn't work out, so once again I'll have to be my own ❤️
February 3, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Summer Me was hopeful she'd have a Valentine this year. Not that it's important in the grand scheme of life, but I've never had one and I'd also met someone I thought might want to be my Valentine. It didn't work out, so once again I'll have to be my own ❤️
I really can't be arsed with work today and I'm tired and feel a bit meh so I will be daydreaming all day as coping mechanism, your support is appreciated in this difficult time
February 3, 2026 at 9:11 AM
I really can't be arsed with work today and I'm tired and feel a bit meh so I will be daydreaming all day as coping mechanism, your support is appreciated in this difficult time
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wish i was a bowling ball
February 2, 2026 at 9:41 PM
wish i was a bowling ball
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"My captain is about to show you his bowling ball. And you'd better be fucking nice about it."
February 2, 2026 at 9:25 PM
"My captain is about to show you his bowling ball. And you'd better be fucking nice about it."
There is only one thing I love more in this world than Rhys Darby and biceps. And that is Rhys Darby's biceps #rhysdarbyfaction
February 2, 2026 at 9:18 PM
There is only one thing I love more in this world than Rhys Darby and biceps. And that is Rhys Darby's biceps #rhysdarbyfaction
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February 2, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I feel bitey today
a brown and white cat is laying on a person 's lap and looking at the camera .
ALT: a brown and white cat is laying on a person 's lap and looking at the camera .
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February 2, 2026 at 5:35 PM
I feel bitey today
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February 2, 2026 at 12:28 PM
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I had a massive hard-on for Will Arnett in his new film. Phwoarrrrr. Don't tell Rhys 😇
January 30, 2026 at 8:19 PM
I had a massive hard-on for Will Arnett in his new film. Phwoarrrrr. Don't tell Rhys 😇
After work tonight I'm taking myself on a solo cinema trip to see a film I've been looking forward to seeing for the past few months but nobody else wanted to see with me, and tomorrow I'm off for afternoon tea with my momma 🤗 and I'm hoping for two lie-ins. The weekend is within sight 🥳
January 30, 2026 at 8:48 AM
After work tonight I'm taking myself on a solo cinema trip to see a film I've been looking forward to seeing for the past few months but nobody else wanted to see with me, and tomorrow I'm off for afternoon tea with my momma 🤗 and I'm hoping for two lie-ins. The weekend is within sight 🥳