Slade
@oldmanslade.bsky.social
Local man with multiple interests.
35% of pro wrestling training.
Man Hoping People Notice How Many Folding Chairs He’s Carrying At Once https://theonion.com/man-hoping-people-notice-how-many-folding-chairs-he-s-c-1819576444/
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
35% of pro wrestling training.
Hell isn't hot enough for this.
Emmanuel, a 15-year-old with intellectual disabilities, wandered away from his mom’s fruit stand in October.
She reported him missing to Houston police. But instead of reuniting them, the city turned him over to ICE.
“They’re failing all of us,” his mom said.
thebarbedwire.com/2025/11/24/d...
She reported him missing to Houston police. But instead of reuniting them, the city turned him over to ICE.
“They’re failing all of us,” his mom said.
thebarbedwire.com/2025/11/24/d...
A Disabled Child’s Mom Reported Him Missing. He Was Locked Away by Federal Immigration Authorities for 48 Days.
Emmanuel, a 15-year-old who has an intellectual disability, walked away from his mom’s fruit stand in October. Houston Police called ICE.
thebarbedwire.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Hell isn't hot enough for this.
When the dementia introduces you to Fiorello La Guardia. What an honor.
November 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
When the dementia introduces you to Fiorello La Guardia. What an honor.
Enjoyed Keeper a good bit. Much more straight ahead narrative than Longlegs or The Monkey, Tatiana Maslany is great in everything. More spooky than scary, some good ol' fashioned woodsy folk horror. Feels like the direction is pretty clear early on, but it's fun untangling how we get there.
November 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Enjoyed Keeper a good bit. Much more straight ahead narrative than Longlegs or The Monkey, Tatiana Maslany is great in everything. More spooky than scary, some good ol' fashioned woodsy folk horror. Feels like the direction is pretty clear early on, but it's fun untangling how we get there.
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JD Vance owns a company that buys American real estate and sells it to foreign investors. They specifically target Americans in crisis to buy their property for less than it is worth.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
JD Vance owns a company that buys American real estate and sells it to foreign investors. They specifically target Americans in crisis to buy their property for less than it is worth.
Normalize "What the fuck are you talking about?" as a standard follow up question.
CNN: Was the shutdown worth it?
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: We have waged a battle on behalf of the American people.
CNN: But you didn't get what you want.
JEFFRIES: At the end of the day, the fight lives on.
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: We have waged a battle on behalf of the American people.
CNN: But you didn't get what you want.
JEFFRIES: At the end of the day, the fight lives on.
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Normalize "What the fuck are you talking about?" as a standard follow up question.
Once again from the exact center of my wheelhouse - a Yautja/Weyland-Yutani buddy comedy action team-up with a bunch of lore-wanking and a character design buffet. Hail Dan Trachtenberg for knocking all of these out of the park. Get me the Alien: Earth crossover movie.
November 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Once again from the exact center of my wheelhouse - a Yautja/Weyland-Yutani buddy comedy action team-up with a bunch of lore-wanking and a character design buffet. Hail Dan Trachtenberg for knocking all of these out of the park. Get me the Alien: Earth crossover movie.
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incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
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dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods
Not sure that anything else comes closer to the exact center of my wheelhouse than Yorgos Lanthimos directing Emma Stone and Jesse Plemons through an alien paranoia kidnapping tailspin. Loved everything about it.
October 31, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Not sure that anything else comes closer to the exact center of my wheelhouse than Yorgos Lanthimos directing Emma Stone and Jesse Plemons through an alien paranoia kidnapping tailspin. Loved everything about it.
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It looks wonderful, obviously. Jacob Elordi as the hot emo monster does a nice job of capturing the emotional range of the story, though it's hard not to see an Engineer from Alien for half the movie. Very Capital D dramatic between Elordi and Oscar Issac. Not enough time for Mia Goth to be insane.
October 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
It looks wonderful, obviously. Jacob Elordi as the hot emo monster does a nice job of capturing the emotional range of the story, though it's hard not to see an Engineer from Alien for half the movie. Very Capital D dramatic between Elordi and Oscar Issac. Not enough time for Mia Goth to be insane.
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The NBA has a new all-time points per game leader... 👀
October 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The NBA has a new all-time points per game leader... 👀
Millenials need to commit to haunting these houses down to affordability. It's the only way to fight the inflated market without any money and high probability of dying young from lack of adequate health care.
The average age of U.S. homebuyers is now 56, up from 49 last year.
In 1981, the year trickledown economics began, it was 31.
In 1981, the year trickledown economics began, it was 31.
October 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Millenials need to commit to haunting these houses down to affordability. It's the only way to fight the inflated market without any money and high probability of dying young from lack of adequate health care.
Oh my god I've been fanfished @bowulf.bsky.social @phlysports.bsky.social
A leftist's head would explode if they had to watch sports with such an incredibly shitty setup
October 20, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Oh my god I've been fanfished @bowulf.bsky.social @phlysports.bsky.social
@pftompkins.bsky.social Kevin Costner is reportedly so upset about a recent article characterizing him as impossible to work with that he has taken to deep sea diving to cope: www.thecut.com/article/kevi...
Has Kevin Costner Found the Perfect Coping Mechanism?
Apparently, he went deep-sea treasure hunting to process an upsetting Hollywood Reporter exposé.
www.thecut.com
October 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
@pftompkins.bsky.social Kevin Costner is reportedly so upset about a recent article characterizing him as impossible to work with that he has taken to deep sea diving to cope: www.thecut.com/article/kevi...
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Block list for Trump regime government accounts. How to Dismantle a Dictatorship, Step 4: Block validation. #3E bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Block list for Trump regime government accounts. How to Dismantle a Dictatorship, Step 4: Block validation. #3E bsky.app/profile/did:...
A perfect post?
Then there's Russ Taylor. "It's just a vehicle. So it's ironic that it would even become a political statement."
(Editor's note: Taylor was plead guilty to conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding in the January 6 attack. He was later pardoned by Trump.)
www.wired.com/story/owning...
(Editor's note: Taylor was plead guilty to conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding in the January 6 attack. He was later pardoned by Trump.)
www.wired.com/story/owning...
October 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
A perfect post?
As someone who was underwhelmed at the first movie, this is so much more of what I hoped Ethan Hawke would be in terms of menace. Mostly its a Nightmare On Elm Street re-skin with less personality, but I liked Madeline McGraw taking the reins as the lead and the dream aesthetic. Fine popcorn night.
October 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
As someone who was underwhelmed at the first movie, this is so much more of what I hoped Ethan Hawke would be in terms of menace. Mostly its a Nightmare On Elm Street re-skin with less personality, but I liked Madeline McGraw taking the reins as the lead and the dream aesthetic. Fine popcorn night.
Not bad overall. Shout to The Mommy and Funsize, very fun new horror icons. Kidprint is more genuinely upsetting than anything. Ut Supra Sic Infra is well done, as is Home Haunt. Interstitial gags with Diet Phantasma are kind of one note, which there was more of thread to it.
October 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Not bad overall. Shout to The Mommy and Funsize, very fun new horror icons. Kidprint is more genuinely upsetting than anything. Ut Supra Sic Infra is well done, as is Home Haunt. Interstitial gags with Diet Phantasma are kind of one note, which there was more of thread to it.
And so begins the 6 month healing process to resume the delusions in April.
October 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
And so begins the 6 month healing process to resume the delusions in April.
Seen this one before.
October 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Seen this one before.