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swooning catastrophe 🏳️‍⚧️

she/her, 30s, mdni
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Using the guide is cheating, I collected all my special hot MILFs on my own with no help.
Special Hot MILF Collection Guide
January 12, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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LOS ANGELES: ICE is in Atwater Village today
January 12, 2026 at 8:50 PM
yoooo!
January 12, 2026 at 7:38 PM
they also do one on the roof that was downright delightful, but i believe that is seasonal!
January 12, 2026 at 7:37 PM
i *can* vouch directly for pacific standard (attached to the kex hotel), which was good both food- and drink-wise and had a fun vibe
January 12, 2026 at 8:25 AM
seattle-based and haven't had a chance to try it for myself yet, but i have heard very good things about aurora, the speakeasy hidden inside loyal legion at the airport (pre-security)!
January 12, 2026 at 8:21 AM
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vibe coding (tying a hitachi between her legs while she attempts to make a webapp from scratch)
January 12, 2026 at 5:52 AM
shit is that what did it?
January 11, 2026 at 9:48 AM
sara you will never be president if you don't do some tasks!
January 11, 2026 at 8:15 AM
yuuuuuuuuuuup
January 11, 2026 at 8:14 AM
CONSUME YOURSELF IN EFFIGY
January 11, 2026 at 6:55 AM
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new kinds of chowder previously unknown to science
January 11, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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this is one of the dumbest fucking things i have ever read. “oh no, don’t use SWEARS”

they are murdering women in cold blood. there is military incursions in our own cities. he is threatening to bomb iran.

you are a coward. you are a bitch. you are placating fascists.
Dear Democratic politicians, may I make a humble suggestion?

Stop with the constant use of the F word. Not only is it tacky, it loses its impact when you do it so much, and honestly it looks forced like you’re trying to be tough.

Just a suggestion.
January 11, 2026 at 1:53 AM
hell yeah marty!!!
January 10, 2026 at 9:43 PM
synchronicity
January 10, 2026 at 9:39 PM
highly recommend it!
January 10, 2026 at 9:25 PM
i feel like cheez-its' quality dropped in general around the same time!
January 10, 2026 at 9:10 PM
the generic version of hot and spicy that they make now just does not have the juice!
January 10, 2026 at 9:06 PM
sexy police striptease veering hard into chief wiggum
January 10, 2026 at 8:57 PM
you need to take it seriously when a cat makes a sound. you need to have a dialogue and say "expand on that" and such
January 10, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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New thing alert!
January 9, 2026 at 1:02 PM
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Watching my wife and another man laugh at all her antics from the Cunk chair
November 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
that's my archaeology whip
January 10, 2026 at 7:58 AM
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new food pyramid looks fine to me
January 9, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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they've got Raffi calling for regime change. something has shifted.
January 9, 2026 at 6:07 PM