Brian
@one-underscore.bsky.social
You can dial 206-526-6087 for weather, or 511 for traffic.
love my mom, but every photo she takes of this dog is from 10 feet away and overhead, often from behind. maybe her local community college has like a photography class i can sign her up for.
February 13, 2026 at 11:47 PM
love my mom, but every photo she takes of this dog is from 10 feet away and overhead, often from behind. maybe her local community college has like a photography class i can sign her up for.
if you need valentine's day romance advice, i won a date on a dating game-style show when i was in college.
February 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM
if you need valentine's day romance advice, i won a date on a dating game-style show when i was in college.
just bring a keep a bunch of loose benadryl in your shirt pocket. everyone on their deathbed says "i wish i had visited the scrub in february"
February 13, 2026 at 2:43 AM
just bring a keep a bunch of loose benadryl in your shirt pocket. everyone on their deathbed says "i wish i had visited the scrub in february"
5 green dots on tripadvisor. everyone is raving about the scrub, it's a must-see. only reason someone wouldn't go to the scrub is if they were just pretending to be in florida.
February 13, 2026 at 1:56 AM
5 green dots on tripadvisor. everyone is raving about the scrub, it's a must-see. only reason someone wouldn't go to the scrub is if they were just pretending to be in florida.
if you are nice to rich people they might let you hold their wallet while they go swimming and you will be able to steal from them.
February 12, 2026 at 5:32 AM
if you are nice to rich people they might let you hold their wallet while they go swimming and you will be able to steal from them.
it has been really depressing to see a bunch of pretty average hippie granola types become right wing conspiracy theorists from getting obsessed with ideas about body purity and cleanliness.
February 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
it has been really depressing to see a bunch of pretty average hippie granola types become right wing conspiracy theorists from getting obsessed with ideas about body purity and cleanliness.
it's worth auditing your coffee roast preference once a year or so. i updated mine from medium to medium-dark.
February 10, 2026 at 7:26 AM
it's worth auditing your coffee roast preference once a year or so. i updated mine from medium to medium-dark.
before you find yourself storming the court after a water polo game, you should sit down when you are calm and collected and decide if you are really a strong enough swimmer to be doing it.
February 10, 2026 at 5:16 AM
before you find yourself storming the court after a water polo game, you should sit down when you are calm and collected and decide if you are really a strong enough swimmer to be doing it.
imagine what you could do with the time you saved if you switched from separate vitamins to a multi-vitamin.
February 10, 2026 at 2:14 AM
imagine what you could do with the time you saved if you switched from separate vitamins to a multi-vitamin.
congratulations to @standalone.bsky.social , who was selected among all people who did not favorite the post he made. he may claim his stickers in person tomorrow before 6pm. they will be in an envelope under my doormat.
February 9, 2026 at 3:44 AM
congratulations to @standalone.bsky.social , who was selected among all people who did not favorite the post he made. he may claim his stickers in person tomorrow before 6pm. they will be in an envelope under my doormat.
it's better odds than if you fave the post.
February 8, 2026 at 10:13 PM
it's better odds than if you fave the post.
make every day leg(ume) day. #beanlife #lentillife
February 8, 2026 at 8:03 PM
make every day leg(ume) day. #beanlife #lentillife
everyone who doesn't fave the post is eligible to win a seahawks prize pack (a sheet of stickers i got in 1995 from kicker todd peterson at an autograph signing) #DoNotFaveThePost
February 8, 2026 at 7:48 PM
everyone who doesn't fave the post is eligible to win a seahawks prize pack (a sheet of stickers i got in 1995 from kicker todd peterson at an autograph signing) #DoNotFaveThePost
here's a suggestion: flip around the channels a bit, see what they put on tv when they assume no one will be watching.
February 8, 2026 at 6:29 PM
here's a suggestion: flip around the channels a bit, see what they put on tv when they assume no one will be watching.
sometimes "you" gets translated as "it", makes for a very strange way of speaking.
February 8, 2026 at 7:02 AM
sometimes "you" gets translated as "it", makes for a very strange way of speaking.
watching another movie where the only pronouns that are in the subtitles are "i" and "he". a little confusing when "you" and "she" get replaced by "he".
February 8, 2026 at 6:44 AM
watching another movie where the only pronouns that are in the subtitles are "i" and "he". a little confusing when "you" and "she" get replaced by "he".
looking for anyone selling 1 extra ticket for tomorrow's munch's make believe band show
February 8, 2026 at 4:20 AM
looking for anyone selling 1 extra ticket for tomorrow's munch's make believe band show
they were probably the world's finest when they were founded. it's like my mom still calling me the world's cutest baby.
February 8, 2026 at 2:52 AM
they were probably the world's finest when they were founded. it's like my mom still calling me the world's cutest baby.
dad went to the metaverse and never came back
February 6, 2026 at 3:40 AM
dad went to the metaverse and never came back
some people think "adding color" to a chord voicing means using an inversion or adding a 9th or 11th. they are wrong. it just means playing a purple guitar.
February 5, 2026 at 7:12 PM
some people think "adding color" to a chord voicing means using an inversion or adding a 9th or 11th. they are wrong. it just means playing a purple guitar.
this song was my ringtone and it went off during a mass shooting at a mall. my clothes were covered in blood. i was there to return a video game, but they'd only give me store credit, so i didn't have any cash to buy new clothes even though i was in a mall. the store did have some video game shirts.
February 5, 2026 at 2:53 AM
this song was my ringtone and it went off during a mass shooting at a mall. my clothes were covered in blood. i was there to return a video game, but they'd only give me store credit, so i didn't have any cash to buy new clothes even though i was in a mall. the store did have some video game shirts.
every saturday i put my beats by dre pill bluetooth speaker on her headstone and play "every rose has its thorn" on repeat for her until the battery dies. the manager of the cemetery has asked me to stop when there is a funeral going on.
February 5, 2026 at 2:26 AM
every saturday i put my beats by dre pill bluetooth speaker on her headstone and play "every rose has its thorn" on repeat for her until the battery dies. the manager of the cemetery has asked me to stop when there is a funeral going on.
let everyone know that us real patriots are holding a synchronized pants shit at noon eastern/9am pacific on president's day to show our support.
February 4, 2026 at 8:44 PM
let everyone know that us real patriots are holding a synchronized pants shit at noon eastern/9am pacific on president's day to show our support.