very interested to see how the Hallmark coaching tree stacks up compared to something like the group of directors that got their start in the AIP/Roger Corman school of filmmaking (Bogdanovich, Scorsese, Coppola, etc).

breaking: 2026 will have 40 Geddythons (world record for most Geddythons in a single year), each one live from the parking lot of a Rush concert.

the kids liked my gifts the best. "christmas isn't supposed to be a contest" is something only people who know they lost christmas say.

sweetheart is the new punk rock.

does she tell them to waive the corkage fee on the diet pepsi?

they must've been so excited when they got to use this title, they went with it even if they couldn't use artwork where he's playing the bass in a baseball uniform.

cratchit would be a 1099 independent contractor or gig worker and would have to pay for the use of the desk and coal.

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you can just set the bucket of brine outside - they will think it is a normal birdbath. by the time they realize it is seasoned and they can't climb out of the bucket, they've probably drowned.

if it's a hot day, she might hook you up with a free scoop of ice cream for your coffee if it means she gets to enjoy a blast of cold air from the freezer.

you can ask them to sub a pancake or two in place of toast, too. might need to negotiate the upcharge, but if you were having a hard time deciding between a pancake meal and an egg meal, it's a way to get both without breaking the bank.

i've never seen a sports movie get uniforms so correct as Eephus. the oscar for costume design will surely go to a period drama with memorable gowns, but i'd give it to Eephus.

First responders ignored Morrison's increasingly desperate cries for help as they greedily stripped parts from the car. The push-button AM radio from Morrison's Shelby is now a part of the Smithsonian's collection of radios from celebrity death cars.

for christmas one year i was given a mongoose that should've had blue tires, but it had black ones. i tossed and turned trying to figure out why the tires were wrong and i realized my parents probably bought from a counterfeit bike dealer. i called the police. my conscience was clear.