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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

Well. . . if 'ya need any backup dancers, I'm your gal.

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚 @teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · Aug 20

Yeah... But it’s a W.I.P. in case I ever plan to come back as a pop idol, Tiny.

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

Huh?

Maybe.

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

Huh?

Maybe.

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚 @teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · Aug 20

It... has to do with joining me in my music career, but I felt this ask was very pushy for all the wrong reasons.

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

What was it?

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

What was it?

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚 @teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · Aug 20

Sorry. There was a thought I had where you might be interested, but I lost it.

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

What?

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

What?

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚 @teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · Aug 20

Hmmm....

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

That's the thing, I don't.

I don't really know what I wanna do.

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

Square.

𝘿𝙞𝙭𝙞𝙚! @diddykongsgf.bsky.social · Aug 20

Much better.

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

I'll go OUTSIDE the house.

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

That's the thing, I don't.

I don't really know what I wanna do.

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚 @teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · Aug 20

Ooh. I bet you had a ideal future than I did.

And I don’t find it weird.

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

I kinda went to pursue my future and stuff. . . But y'know.

It's weird.

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

I kinda went to pursue my future and stuff. . . But y'know.

It's weird.

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚 @teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · Aug 20

Huh.

And here I thought I was the only one who goes to school, but... I still go to high.

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

You know going to college is weird when you're the only talking monkey.

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

You know going to college is weird when you're the only talking monkey.

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

I'll go OUTSIDE the house.

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

Ugh, fine.

𝘿𝙞𝙭𝙞𝙚! @diddykongsgf.bsky.social · Aug 20

Please don’t.

Not inside my house.

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

gonna go smoke a weed.

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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

gonna go smoke a weed.

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

" Now I know all her tricks, though. "

𝘿𝙞𝙭𝙞𝙚! @diddykongsgf.bsky.social · Aug 20

“Yeah...”

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

" I didn't know she EXISTED before then. "

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

" I didn't know she EXISTED before then. "

𝘿𝙞𝙭𝙞𝙚! @diddykongsgf.bsky.social · Aug 20

“You need to be more aware of what stunts Kalypso can pull.”

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

" Still what? "

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

" Wouldn't be terrible if she had good direction. "

𝒦𝒶𝓁𝓎𝓅𝓈𝑜 @tinykongsrival.bsky.social · Aug 20

“Yeah. You know you can’t escape her.”

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

" Nah."

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

" Nah."

𝒦𝒶𝓁𝓎𝓅𝓈𝑜 @tinykongsrival.bsky.social · Aug 20

“Voiced by her?”

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

" Nintendo?

Nope. I'm gonna be in the DK Movie. "

𝒦𝒶𝓁𝓎𝓅𝓈𝑜 @tinykongsrival.bsky.social · Aug 20

“The company we’re both from.”

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

" Kicked out of WHAT? "

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

" Still what? "

𝘿𝙞𝙭𝙞𝙚! @diddykongsgf.bsky.social · Aug 20

“I know. But still.”

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

" Girl, I've BEEN fighting back

You're the one who told me to calm down. "

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

" Kicked out of WHAT? "

𝒦𝒶𝓁𝓎𝓅𝓈𝑜 @tinykongsrival.bsky.social · Aug 20

“Yeah. I heard you got kicked out, it seems.”

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

" Yoshi? "

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

" Girl, I've BEEN fighting back

You're the one who told me to calm down. "

𝘿𝙞𝙭𝙞𝙚! @diddykongsgf.bsky.social · Aug 20

“You know what? You need to fight back!”

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

" Of course she did! "

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

" Yoshi? "

𝒦𝒶𝓁𝓎𝓅𝓈𝑜 @tinykongsrival.bsky.social · Aug 20

“Huh-uh. Says the one who failed to catch Yoshi.”

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

" Nope.

You being dead doesn't count. "

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

" Of course she did! "

𝘿𝙞𝙭𝙞𝙚! @diddykongsgf.bsky.social · Aug 20

“Honestly? She had assistance from the Kremlings to rig your performance.”

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

" YEAH. THE TRUTH THAT SHE DIDN'T WIN BECAUSE IT DOESN'T COUNT!!!! "

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

" Nope.

You being dead doesn't count. "

𝒦𝒶𝓁𝓎𝓅𝓈𝑜 @tinykongsrival.bsky.social · Aug 20

“Yeah.”

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

" Nah. "

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

" YEAH. THE TRUTH THAT SHE DIDN'T WIN BECAUSE IT DOESN'T COUNT!!!! "

𝘿𝙞𝙭𝙞𝙚! @diddykongsgf.bsky.social · Aug 20

“I KNOW. WHICH IS WHY THE OTHER MONKEY DESERVES TO KNOW THE TRUTH.”

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

" I DO NO SUCH THING!!!!!

AND SHE DID CHEAT! SHE SHOVED ME OFF THE STAND! "

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

" I DO NO SUCH THING!!!!!

AND SHE DID CHEAT! SHE SHOVED ME OFF THE STAND! "

𝘿𝙞𝙭𝙞𝙚! @diddykongsgf.bsky.social · Aug 20

“Then TELL ME WHY YOU’RE CRYING AND COMPLAINING IN YOUR SLEEP WHENEVER YOU TELL ME SHE WAS CHEATING?! OR DID YOU FORGET SHE DARED YOU PLAY A HARD SONG IN THE ARCADES?!”

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

" I NEVER LOST TO HER EVER. "

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

" Nah. "

𝒦𝒶𝓁𝓎𝓅𝓈𝑜 @tinykongsrival.bsky.social · Aug 20

“It does, silly.”

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

" A JPEG doesn't count. "