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John Bultena🧙‍♂️🔮 ➡️OrcaCon
@onlyplaywizards.com
📖UC Merced writing professor & TTRPG Educator
🎧More Than Metal podcast
🚀 @AbraxasPrecipic.bsky.social #TheExpanse #RPG
👕 @CauldronNTower.bsky.social
📚Academic Librarian
🎼Vinyl collector
📝Dysgraphic
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Greetings new followers & members of Blue Sky!

I am John aka OnlyPlayWizards
Currently I:
Teach courses exclusively on TTRPGs at UC Merced
Run @abraxasprecipic.bsky.social The Expanse RPG Actual Play
Proprietor of @cauldronntower.bsky.social for the RPG minded
An avid collector of vinyl
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"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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i would have the Marine Corps hold Steven Spielberg's family hostage until he did a two season miniseries of book accurate adaptations of Jurassic Park and The Lost World
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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there were a couple weeks where i tried Perplexity to see if AI search engines were any good.

They aren't.

If you disagree let me make something clear: I am better at searching than you.
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Grocery stores right around food holidays are enough to make one go feral.
Every person in a grocery store today has presumably
1. Never been in a grocery store before
2. Never been around other humans before
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
"You will be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Hallas has been my go to for the last few weeks. This track, particularly, it hitting me right in the feels.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfZ3...
Fading Hero
YouTube video by Hällas - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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truly a great time to have just recorded a pilot episode about Warhammer 40,000 memes bleeding into mainstream politics with @jkass99.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Warning: @ttrpgifs.bsky.social crossing ahead.
when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Guys, good news.

Pie and coffee for breakfast remains undefeated.
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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@edzitron.com's theory is that Google tanked search in order to keep people on the site longer to serve them more ads, thus improving search's score on internal metrics that were meaningful to the advancement of the careers of the people pushing for them. www.wheresyoured.at/the-men-who-...
The Man Who Killed Google Search
Wanna listen to this story instead? Check out this week's Better Offline podcast, "The Man That Destroyed Google Search," available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and anywhere else you get your podcasts....
www.wheresyoured.at
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
#nowspinning Bell Witch/Aerial Ruin – Stygian Bough Volume II
This came as a surprise, suddenly. Excellent for a cold late night listen.
#vinyl #bellwitch #aerialruin #doommetal #metalsky #vinylsky #ilovediscogs #discogs #nowplaying #vinyladay #truevinylcollection
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 AM
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Whelp guess I woke up after going to bed early. Might as well listen to records & paint this terrain
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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But there's also the fact that jettisoning foundational elements is literally throwing a whole-ass baby out with the bathwater. Alot of discourse comes from the "I can't believe this game has rules" crowd,which, let me tell ya, has been a major contingent since before my time (late 2nd/early 3rd)
3/
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Body horror at its finest
maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Literally EVERY parent should ban Roblox
Every parent whose career has to do with online safety also bans Roblox.
Every game designer parent I know bans Roblox for their kids
November 22, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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🦃Early Bird Holiday Sale exclusive for our mailing list subscribers & Discord members.

🗨️Join up & find the code through our announcement section: discord.gg/8M2gEYVDRu

👕Snag that wearable for the special adventurer in your life.
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Black people turned roasting into high art but nooooooo don’t earn your stripes in a cipher. Let Grok shortcut it all, including the part where you are funny, esteemed, or included. 🙄
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Playing my favorite game: lets see if all the wacky solutions I tried today fixed the issue with my main desktop computer...
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Check the giant paintings at Ghost town in west Oakland if you go in there! Ok hell yeah. 5x6 foot big each.
November 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Why has no one made a porn parody titled, "Vampire Hunting D"?
November 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
It was a good show. Set was from the last two albums, cover & a new track. Good stuff. They really nailed it tonight. Cool crowd too!

Thanks LUXT!
November 23, 2025 at 8:02 AM