Seth Skorkowsky
@sskorkowsky.bsky.social
Author. Game Master. Audio Book addict
I also make YouTube videos about TTRPGs
Gold ENNIE Award winner (x3)
Silver ENNIE Award winner for Best Streaming Content
https://www.youtube.com/@SSkorkowsky
Agented by Amy Brewer at Metamorphosis Literary Agency
I also make YouTube videos about TTRPGs
Gold ENNIE Award winner (x3)
Silver ENNIE Award winner for Best Streaming Content
https://www.youtube.com/@SSkorkowsky
Agented by Amy Brewer at Metamorphosis Literary Agency
From the RPG Meme Archives
February 14, 2026 at 9:23 PM
From the RPG Meme Archives
Reposted by Seth Skorkowsky
IL: The Night Floors is in the books. Thanks to @jaredlogan.bsky.social @sskorkowsky.bsky.social @adriangamenerd.bsky.social @discourseminis.bsky.social @sdorward.bsky.social for burning any bridges that could have lead to a prudent outcome for your agents, and salting any earth left behind them. 🥂😅
ALT:
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 7:31 AM
IL: The Night Floors is in the books. Thanks to @jaredlogan.bsky.social @sskorkowsky.bsky.social @adriangamenerd.bsky.social @discourseminis.bsky.social @sdorward.bsky.social for burning any bridges that could have lead to a prudent outcome for your agents, and salting any earth left behind them. 🥂😅
Hey Babe, how'd your session of Impossible Landscapes go?
About as you'd expect...
In the words of one Agent as they hurried away from the burning building, "I’m gonna do a line of cocaine. I’ve earned it. I’m gonna get so fucked up I don’t remember Jack shit!"
About as you'd expect...
In the words of one Agent as they hurried away from the burning building, "I’m gonna do a line of cocaine. I’ve earned it. I’m gonna get so fucked up I don’t remember Jack shit!"
February 14, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Hey Babe, how'd your session of Impossible Landscapes go?
About as you'd expect...
In the words of one Agent as they hurried away from the burning building, "I’m gonna do a line of cocaine. I’ve earned it. I’m gonna get so fucked up I don’t remember Jack shit!"
About as you'd expect...
In the words of one Agent as they hurried away from the burning building, "I’m gonna do a line of cocaine. I’ve earned it. I’m gonna get so fucked up I don’t remember Jack shit!"
Thanks to @cstross.bsky.social I've now purchased the Dr. Phibes movies. While I'm excited to watch them, I expect my wife to send a strongly-worded letter.
February 13, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Thanks to @cstross.bsky.social I've now purchased the Dr. Phibes movies. While I'm excited to watch them, I expect my wife to send a strongly-worded letter.
No matter the era, you can always spot the Call of Cthulhu characters.
Keeper: "We're going to have a serious game with rich characters as they wrestle with trauma & untold horrors, while also learning a whole lot about history."
Players: "Finally! Also, we want a detective dog in an adorable hat."
Keeper: "We're going to have a serious game with rich characters as they wrestle with trauma & untold horrors, while also learning a whole lot about history."
Players: "Finally! Also, we want a detective dog in an adorable hat."
February 13, 2026 at 2:35 PM
No matter the era, you can always spot the Call of Cthulhu characters.
Keeper: "We're going to have a serious game with rich characters as they wrestle with trauma & untold horrors, while also learning a whole lot about history."
Players: "Finally! Also, we want a detective dog in an adorable hat."
Keeper: "We're going to have a serious game with rich characters as they wrestle with trauma & untold horrors, while also learning a whole lot about history."
Players: "Finally! Also, we want a detective dog in an adorable hat."
Not gonna lie, I want an ALAN shirt.
February 12, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Not gonna lie, I want an ALAN shirt.
Here I am, minding my own business and trying to motivate myself through another day, and Oreo chooses violence.
While I very rarely eat Oreos, I feel the desire to go buy some Hydrox cookies. Maybe they'll treat me better than this.
While I very rarely eat Oreos, I feel the desire to go buy some Hydrox cookies. Maybe they'll treat me better than this.
February 12, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Here I am, minding my own business and trying to motivate myself through another day, and Oreo chooses violence.
While I very rarely eat Oreos, I feel the desire to go buy some Hydrox cookies. Maybe they'll treat me better than this.
While I very rarely eat Oreos, I feel the desire to go buy some Hydrox cookies. Maybe they'll treat me better than this.
Reposted by Seth Skorkowsky
February 12, 2026 at 8:41 AM
They closed El Paso airspace for a fucking party balloon?
Hell, even Nena thought it'd take at least 99 of them to cause a military freakout.
youtu.be/Fpu5a0Bl8eY?...
Hell, even Nena thought it'd take at least 99 of them to cause a military freakout.
youtu.be/Fpu5a0Bl8eY?...
NENA | 99 Luftballons [1983] [Offizielles HD Musikvideo]
YouTube video by NENA
youtu.be
February 12, 2026 at 1:21 AM
They closed El Paso airspace for a fucking party balloon?
Hell, even Nena thought it'd take at least 99 of them to cause a military freakout.
youtu.be/Fpu5a0Bl8eY?...
Hell, even Nena thought it'd take at least 99 of them to cause a military freakout.
youtu.be/Fpu5a0Bl8eY?...
New Call of Cthulhu adventure plot just dropped
February 10, 2026 at 6:32 PM
New Call of Cthulhu adventure plot just dropped
New RPG Review video is up.
Today we're returning to the Dark Future™ with the Cyberpunk Edgerunners adventure The Jacket.
Sadly, copyright reasons prevented me from having Jack & Dweebles lip-synch Shallow Gravy's hit single 'Jacket' during it. But know that I deeply wanted to
youtu.be/0ypRSkw3zbs
Today we're returning to the Dark Future™ with the Cyberpunk Edgerunners adventure The Jacket.
Sadly, copyright reasons prevented me from having Jack & Dweebles lip-synch Shallow Gravy's hit single 'Jacket' during it. But know that I deeply wanted to
youtu.be/0ypRSkw3zbs
Cyberpunk: The Jacket - RPG Review
YouTube video by Seth Skorkowsky
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 6:07 PM
New RPG Review video is up.
Today we're returning to the Dark Future™ with the Cyberpunk Edgerunners adventure The Jacket.
Sadly, copyright reasons prevented me from having Jack & Dweebles lip-synch Shallow Gravy's hit single 'Jacket' during it. But know that I deeply wanted to
youtu.be/0ypRSkw3zbs
Today we're returning to the Dark Future™ with the Cyberpunk Edgerunners adventure The Jacket.
Sadly, copyright reasons prevented me from having Jack & Dweebles lip-synch Shallow Gravy's hit single 'Jacket' during it. But know that I deeply wanted to
youtu.be/0ypRSkw3zbs
Dear Audible
I understand why you auto-play a preview once I finish a book. But could you choose 1 from my Wishlist, or the next in a series I'm on, instead of random bullshit that I can't turn off because my hands are full, & without warning or consent fucking Harry Potter starts playing in my ears
I understand why you auto-play a preview once I finish a book. But could you choose 1 from my Wishlist, or the next in a series I'm on, instead of random bullshit that I can't turn off because my hands are full, & without warning or consent fucking Harry Potter starts playing in my ears
February 10, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Dear Audible
I understand why you auto-play a preview once I finish a book. But could you choose 1 from my Wishlist, or the next in a series I'm on, instead of random bullshit that I can't turn off because my hands are full, & without warning or consent fucking Harry Potter starts playing in my ears
I understand why you auto-play a preview once I finish a book. But could you choose 1 from my Wishlist, or the next in a series I'm on, instead of random bullshit that I can't turn off because my hands are full, & without warning or consent fucking Harry Potter starts playing in my ears
Post a banger that is not in English.
Deutschland by Rammstein
A song about deeply loving your country, though its terrible past also makes that difficult. It's also an incredible video.
youtu.be/NeQM1c-XCDc
Deutschland by Rammstein
A song about deeply loving your country, though its terrible past also makes that difficult. It's also an incredible video.
youtu.be/NeQM1c-XCDc
February 10, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Post a banger that is not in English.
Deutschland by Rammstein
A song about deeply loving your country, though its terrible past also makes that difficult. It's also an incredible video.
youtu.be/NeQM1c-XCDc
Deutschland by Rammstein
A song about deeply loving your country, though its terrible past also makes that difficult. It's also an incredible video.
youtu.be/NeQM1c-XCDc
Friday Dark Confession: When I was 23 we were at a friend's apartment tripping balls. We found this huge 1980's wood coffee table with lower cabinets by the dumpster and carried it back to his place. Next day we realized it was not in-fact primo-awesome and had also infested his place with roaches.
February 7, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Friday Dark Confession: When I was 23 we were at a friend's apartment tripping balls. We found this huge 1980's wood coffee table with lower cabinets by the dumpster and carried it back to his place. Next day we realized it was not in-fact primo-awesome and had also infested his place with roaches.
This morning's Fridge Logic while half asleep:
In Peacemaker S2, Nazi Peacemaker probably wouldn't use a Desert Eagle because those are Israeli guns. Maybe an Automag since Desert Eagles likely wouldn't exist in that Universe.
I haven't seen or even thought about this show since it released.
In Peacemaker S2, Nazi Peacemaker probably wouldn't use a Desert Eagle because those are Israeli guns. Maybe an Automag since Desert Eagles likely wouldn't exist in that Universe.
I haven't seen or even thought about this show since it released.
February 6, 2026 at 3:11 PM
This morning's Fridge Logic while half asleep:
In Peacemaker S2, Nazi Peacemaker probably wouldn't use a Desert Eagle because those are Israeli guns. Maybe an Automag since Desert Eagles likely wouldn't exist in that Universe.
I haven't seen or even thought about this show since it released.
In Peacemaker S2, Nazi Peacemaker probably wouldn't use a Desert Eagle because those are Israeli guns. Maybe an Automag since Desert Eagles likely wouldn't exist in that Universe.
I haven't seen or even thought about this show since it released.
I absolutely hate how much YouTube creators beep out regular words like, "Suicide," "Murder," "Rape" or a whole host of other words. Or they use newspeak terms like "unalive" or "[letter]-Word" for common, unoffensive words.
I've never had YouTube flag any of my videos for using any of these words.
I've never had YouTube flag any of my videos for using any of these words.
February 6, 2026 at 5:56 AM
I absolutely hate how much YouTube creators beep out regular words like, "Suicide," "Murder," "Rape" or a whole host of other words. Or they use newspeak terms like "unalive" or "[letter]-Word" for common, unoffensive words.
I've never had YouTube flag any of my videos for using any of these words.
I've never had YouTube flag any of my videos for using any of these words.
I have a big delivery coming today.
I had to schedule a block between 8am-12pm where I would be home and available for it.
It's 4:30.
As I approach my 9th hour of waiting, hostage in my house, unable to leave to run errands, take a shower, or pretty much anything, I pass the time distilling my rage
I had to schedule a block between 8am-12pm where I would be home and available for it.
It's 4:30.
As I approach my 9th hour of waiting, hostage in my house, unable to leave to run errands, take a shower, or pretty much anything, I pass the time distilling my rage
February 4, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I have a big delivery coming today.
I had to schedule a block between 8am-12pm where I would be home and available for it.
It's 4:30.
As I approach my 9th hour of waiting, hostage in my house, unable to leave to run errands, take a shower, or pretty much anything, I pass the time distilling my rage
I had to schedule a block between 8am-12pm where I would be home and available for it.
It's 4:30.
As I approach my 9th hour of waiting, hostage in my house, unable to leave to run errands, take a shower, or pretty much anything, I pass the time distilling my rage
20 years ago today my wife and I gave our wedding dance to Rammstein's Nebel.
Still in love.
Where does the time go?
Still in love.
Where does the time go?
February 4, 2026 at 4:30 PM
20 years ago today my wife and I gave our wedding dance to Rammstein's Nebel.
Still in love.
Where does the time go?
Still in love.
Where does the time go?
Listening to Expeditionary Force #18 and Joe mentions he's playing Cyberpunk 2097, which was a nice little shoutout to Cyberpunk 2077's shoutout to Expeditionary Force by including Skippy.
This is deep-layer geek shit right here. If you don't understand, that's fine. But the right people will.
This is deep-layer geek shit right here. If you don't understand, that's fine. But the right people will.
February 3, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Listening to Expeditionary Force #18 and Joe mentions he's playing Cyberpunk 2097, which was a nice little shoutout to Cyberpunk 2077's shoutout to Expeditionary Force by including Skippy.
This is deep-layer geek shit right here. If you don't understand, that's fine. But the right people will.
This is deep-layer geek shit right here. If you don't understand, that's fine. But the right people will.
Scrolling through the Traveller campaign 'Singularity' and noticed it's got Omicrons. My first thought was, "Hoo boy, Mike is gonna love this." Then I remembered Mike isn't real. But I at least get to learn why he hates Omicrons so much.
February 2, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Scrolling through the Traveller campaign 'Singularity' and noticed it's got Omicrons. My first thought was, "Hoo boy, Mike is gonna love this." Then I remembered Mike isn't real. But I at least get to learn why he hates Omicrons so much.
Not all Mimics look like a chest www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCce...
This is NOT a ruined cottage. | THE DRURIDGE BAY RUIN
YouTube video by Peter Austin
www.youtube.com
February 1, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Not all Mimics look like a chest www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCce...
Remember kids, when moving heavy gold bars, don't forget your steel-toed Crocs
(Gold depository at the New York federal reserve in 1959)
(Gold depository at the New York federal reserve in 1959)
February 1, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Remember kids, when moving heavy gold bars, don't forget your steel-toed Crocs
(Gold depository at the New York federal reserve in 1959)
(Gold depository at the New York federal reserve in 1959)
"I get so attached to my PC that I want the GM to remove Character Death from our game"
OK... every time something happens to your character that'd normally kill your PC, they'll survive. BUT you have to watch the Melania movie. No phone, no distractions. You must watch it credits & all
OK... every time something happens to your character that'd normally kill your PC, they'll survive. BUT you have to watch the Melania movie. No phone, no distractions. You must watch it credits & all
February 1, 2026 at 6:11 PM
"I get so attached to my PC that I want the GM to remove Character Death from our game"
OK... every time something happens to your character that'd normally kill your PC, they'll survive. BUT you have to watch the Melania movie. No phone, no distractions. You must watch it credits & all
OK... every time something happens to your character that'd normally kill your PC, they'll survive. BUT you have to watch the Melania movie. No phone, no distractions. You must watch it credits & all
I regret not making Amelia look like this in our Secrets of the Ancients campaign. That sweet little droid got a little bloodthirsty by the end.
February 1, 2026 at 8:31 AM
I regret not making Amelia look like this in our Secrets of the Ancients campaign. That sweet little droid got a little bloodthirsty by the end.
Hey, babe. How'd your session of Impossible Landscapes go?
It went... sideways
Then Adrian left early and Agent Morgan shot Agent Martian right through the throat
It went... sideways
Then Adrian left early and Agent Morgan shot Agent Martian right through the throat
January 30, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Hey, babe. How'd your session of Impossible Landscapes go?
It went... sideways
Then Adrian left early and Agent Morgan shot Agent Martian right through the throat
It went... sideways
Then Adrian left early and Agent Morgan shot Agent Martian right through the throat