Microsoft Plight Simulator
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Insta alternative sounds good to me
February 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Insta alternative sounds good to me
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post this on your profile today to make sure federal agents know that everything you posted today was just jokes
December 5, 2024 at 3:35 AM
post this on your profile today to make sure federal agents know that everything you posted today was just jokes
An insurance company denying someone the right to live is a roundabout way of saying “murder”; ergo was the gunman was acting purely in self-defense?
December 5, 2024 at 7:41 AM
An insurance company denying someone the right to live is a roundabout way of saying “murder”; ergo was the gunman was acting purely in self-defense?
calling someone from the Andrew Tate / Elon worship demographic a Disney Adult has much more untapped destructive potential than we realize
November 25, 2024 at 9:26 PM
calling someone from the Andrew Tate / Elon worship demographic a Disney Adult has much more untapped destructive potential than we realize
Linux users to CrowdStrike users everywhere:
You chose your fate. Your cries for help fall on deaf ears (we do not have working audio)
You chose your fate. Your cries for help fall on deaf ears (we do not have working audio)
July 19, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Linux users to CrowdStrike users everywhere:
You chose your fate. Your cries for help fall on deaf ears (we do not have working audio)
You chose your fate. Your cries for help fall on deaf ears (we do not have working audio)
Today we learned that even Donald Trump isn’t above the rules. Today Donald Trump was found to have broken 34 of them. Google “Donald Trump Rule 34” for more info
May 30, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Today we learned that even Donald Trump isn’t above the rules. Today Donald Trump was found to have broken 34 of them. Google “Donald Trump Rule 34” for more info
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this man is a hero and a patriot. Biden should pardon him immediately www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
DOJ: Ex-IRS employee who leaked Trump's tax returns intentionally got job to disclose records
The IRS consultant who released Donald Trump's tax returns, Charles Littlejohn, got the job to intentionally disclose the records, prosecutors said.
www.usatoday.com
January 20, 2024 at 5:39 PM
this man is a hero and a patriot. Biden should pardon him immediately www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
using ChatGPT to answer questions is like using YouTube DIY videos after they removed the video rating function
October 21, 2023 at 9:46 PM
using ChatGPT to answer questions is like using YouTube DIY videos after they removed the video rating function
computer upgrades stopped mattering once graphics card companies ceased putting cgi elf babes on their boxes
September 14, 2023 at 10:37 PM
computer upgrades stopped mattering once graphics card companies ceased putting cgi elf babes on their boxes
*logging onto LinkedIn for the first time in a year*
“the internet must be exaggerating, there’s no way it’s actually that ba-“
“the internet must be exaggerating, there’s no way it’s actually that ba-“
August 2, 2023 at 1:12 AM
*logging onto LinkedIn for the first time in a year*
“the internet must be exaggerating, there’s no way it’s actually that ba-“
“the internet must be exaggerating, there’s no way it’s actually that ba-“
July 26, 2023 at 7:25 AM
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just spoke with the mods... they said theyre adding DMs on this web site as soon as they get one user who people actually want to talk to
July 22, 2023 at 6:33 PM
just spoke with the mods... they said theyre adding DMs on this web site as soon as they get one user who people actually want to talk to
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@bodegacats.bsky.social I snapped this in a bodega in sf, her name is Ruby
July 19, 2023 at 10:42 PM
@bodegacats.bsky.social I snapped this in a bodega in sf, her name is Ruby
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realising i haven't seen anyone do the "just fucking google it" in a long wile, and it's not because people got nicer, it's because google doesn't actually work great anymore
July 18, 2023 at 8:14 PM
realising i haven't seen anyone do the "just fucking google it" in a long wile, and it's not because people got nicer, it's because google doesn't actually work great anymore
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Donald Trump: I am going to become a dictator
NY Times Headline Writer: In Trump's Second Term, a Unique View of Executive Power Emerges
NY Times Headline Writer: In Trump's Second Term, a Unique View of Executive Power Emerges
July 17, 2023 at 2:43 PM
Donald Trump: I am going to become a dictator
NY Times Headline Writer: In Trump's Second Term, a Unique View of Executive Power Emerges
NY Times Headline Writer: In Trump's Second Term, a Unique View of Executive Power Emerges
*purchases appliance online*
*turns own computer screen away then back toward me, revealing a selection of suggested tips for online appliance purchase*
*turns own computer screen away then back toward me, revealing a selection of suggested tips for online appliance purchase*
July 13, 2023 at 1:44 AM
*purchases appliance online*
*turns own computer screen away then back toward me, revealing a selection of suggested tips for online appliance purchase*
*turns own computer screen away then back toward me, revealing a selection of suggested tips for online appliance purchase*