Opher Vishnia
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Developer, designer, speaker and a spark for creative magic 🔮 Principal engineer Hud.io | ex eko.com | 🎸 lead guitar https://tillian.band 👾
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One of my proudest achievements: Disguising a stand up routine as a tech talk at JSConf Iceland. It combines all the things I like: JS, technology, art, dumb jokes, music, video games and nordic countries

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Opher Vishnia: Wait, you can do that with JavaScript…!? | JSConf Iceland 2018
YouTube video by JSConf
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Who moved my cheese? Nederlandse Spoorwegen
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What if... doors were suddenly alive?
They relocate, even reproduce. Any door can vanish and reappear elsewhere. People get trapped in their bathrooms. Homes are built with redundant exits. Parents teach kids never to trust an opening. Something I've been working on recently
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I’m camouflaging as an LLM — how am I doing — convincing — enough — ?
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I joined Reversim conf's team this year, designed the website & built a gloriously over-engineered interactive Rube Goldberg-style toy inspired by The Incredible Machine, packed with software dev metaphors.
Link 👇 - try it out & lmk if you spot any bugs (figurative and/or literal)

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I mean your kids are more likely than most to flush cs concepts like oop
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Macbeth will remember that.
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TIL the fastest internet is on the public Wi-Fi of a tiny artisanal sandwich shop in Florence, Italy
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I dunno there's something really cool about the way the light gradually hits every step
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Yay! thanks! 😊
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Yesterday I did standup comedy for the first time ever. I covered DevOps, SQL, and how a chicken restaurant relates to that one time I broke production.
It was terrifying and nerve-racking and I can’t wait to do it again.

Huge thanks to the org @shairez.bsky.social + everyone who performed!
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CSS has a new feature, "text-wrap: pretty" and if you're a paragraph reading this don't give in to the W3C's beauty standards you're beautiful just the way you are dangling orphans and all
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If surgeons had dev tools:
mid-surgery, elbow deep in guts "This spleen is a mess. Who last touched this? git blame... oh. Of course. Me."
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and not just any hill! A well-designed one where you can stand your ground, not just clamber up or roll down dramatically
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My hobby is blackout poetry
A computer can never be held ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
Therefore ⬛ computer ⬛s⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛a⬛⬛ d⬛⬛
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A few weeks ago at JS IL, I gathered the best (and worst) detectives to investigate a serious case: The death of a React app's performance🕵️‍♂️🔍
Batman, Agent Mulder, and Inspector Gadget all had their theories - some useful, some... bordering on conspiracy www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJG6...
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.cucumber: 80vw;
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Wes Bos @wesbos.com · Feb 26
🤘🏻ohh ah ah ah🤘🏻
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Haven't signed up to anything so fast in my life 😅

BTW if you scroll on mobile while the cannon is firing the particle emitter source goes wonky
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They won't be young forever. That sand though, you'll be digging it out of crevices until the end of time
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Notice that it should be RTL 🙂

Also, I translated "this one" to "this course" for lack of a better direct translation
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Hebrew:

למדו כיצד ליצור אינטראקציות מקסימות ונגיעות שובות לב באמצעות הקסם של CSS, Javascript ו-canvas.

בקורס זה אחלוק איתכם את כל הטריקים שלי!
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I'm starting a new podcast where two people meet to bake pastries and talk about relationship issues. It's called "Mixed Feelings"
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Tbh more surprised it doesn't say daemons
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Hell hath no whammy like a furry scorned