Lil pudu baby
@orwellianprincess.bsky.social
Just a princess living in a self imposed Orwellian society. On a jihad of radical self acceptance and accountability.
I just post, drink water and interact w my moots.
I just post, drink water and interact w my moots.
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I’m going to stay working on my health and beauty. Try to be frugal and pay down my credit card. Try to focus on my friends and family. Invite creativity to my life in any shape but not put pressure on myself to produce. Embrace nature. Be grateful both my parents are healthy. Work on my apartment.
They pay me X$ a day to do the most minimal amount of work lol
Blessed.
Blessed.
December 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
They pay me X$ a day to do the most minimal amount of work lol
Blessed.
Blessed.
I wonder if the security guard at my work has noticed how many times a day I use the bathroom 😬
December 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I wonder if the security guard at my work has noticed how many times a day I use the bathroom 😬
Here’s my work rap:
Think you can come at me w buffoonery?
I’m in my office w the door closed eating charcuterie
*hair toss*
Think you can come at me w buffoonery?
I’m in my office w the door closed eating charcuterie
*hair toss*
December 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Here’s my work rap:
Think you can come at me w buffoonery?
I’m in my office w the door closed eating charcuterie
*hair toss*
Think you can come at me w buffoonery?
I’m in my office w the door closed eating charcuterie
*hair toss*
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‘Tis the season for the local electrical store to display their heartwarming nativity tableau
December 9, 2025 at 10:34 AM
‘Tis the season for the local electrical store to display their heartwarming nativity tableau
I got drunk last night lol
December 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I got drunk last night lol
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you aren’t the car you drive, the clothes you wear, your tattoos, or whatever hobby you have
November 20, 2025 at 11:19 AM
you aren’t the car you drive, the clothes you wear, your tattoos, or whatever hobby you have
Hanging out in my warm office. Space heater singing its little heart out. Doing the least. Lol. My friend who works in insurance said her company has a recruiter and they haven’t hired anyone in a while. So I’m gonna keep chillin.
December 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Hanging out in my warm office. Space heater singing its little heart out. Doing the least. Lol. My friend who works in insurance said her company has a recruiter and they haven’t hired anyone in a while. So I’m gonna keep chillin.
Unbelievable need to shit hit me like a semi during the meeting just now. Thank god it was online and camera off. I had to leap to my feet and squeeze my ass together then speed walk to the bathroom. Did a quickie, went back to the meeting, finished and ran back to the bathroom. 💩
December 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Unbelievable need to shit hit me like a semi during the meeting just now. Thank god it was online and camera off. I had to leap to my feet and squeeze my ass together then speed walk to the bathroom. Did a quickie, went back to the meeting, finished and ran back to the bathroom. 💩
The boredom is nice tbh but the time is dragging. I’m bored or being bored lol. Slightly.
December 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The boredom is nice tbh but the time is dragging. I’m bored or being bored lol. Slightly.
Love being at work when there’s nothing to do. Hanging out in my office with the door closed. Just wish I could lay down and really get comfy but besides being upright, this is perfect.
December 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Love being at work when there’s nothing to do. Hanging out in my office with the door closed. Just wish I could lay down and really get comfy but besides being upright, this is perfect.
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One of my fundamental beliefs is that I should not have to talk to people who have been cruel to me. You might be surprised to learn how often -- and vociferously -- people disagree with me about that.
December 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM
One of my fundamental beliefs is that I should not have to talk to people who have been cruel to me. You might be surprised to learn how often -- and vociferously -- people disagree with me about that.
I’m here in my quiet office. My pervy high-energy coworker is off today and I’m loving it. He’s always looking for ways to stay busy and make improvements.
December 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I’m here in my quiet office. My pervy high-energy coworker is off today and I’m loving it. He’s always looking for ways to stay busy and make improvements.
My first holiday season working from the office in years. The c-suite jerks take off from thanksgiving - new years - so I would rest from home. Being at the office, mostly chilling, is a step up productivity wise for me, even if I’m off-task 95% of the time. It’s that 5% that counts.
December 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
My first holiday season working from the office in years. The c-suite jerks take off from thanksgiving - new years - so I would rest from home. Being at the office, mostly chilling, is a step up productivity wise for me, even if I’m off-task 95% of the time. It’s that 5% that counts.
Am I going to have sex w my aunt-shit-ass-boyfriend for the first time in 6 months tonight? Time will tell. I’m feeling near hatred resentment that things have gotten this bad.
November 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Am I going to have sex w my aunt-shit-ass-boyfriend for the first time in 6 months tonight? Time will tell. I’m feeling near hatred resentment that things have gotten this bad.
Worked my ass off this week. I’ll be chillin the rest of the day (it’s 10:30 am). 😂😇
Planning on playing on my phone ALL day and then leaving work a little early to go soak.
Planning on playing on my phone ALL day and then leaving work a little early to go soak.
November 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Worked my ass off this week. I’ll be chillin the rest of the day (it’s 10:30 am). 😂😇
Planning on playing on my phone ALL day and then leaving work a little early to go soak.
Planning on playing on my phone ALL day and then leaving work a little early to go soak.
Feeling like I just want to do what I want to do this weekend without considering what my boyf wants.
Friday: drive to t or c and soak in the hot springs
Saturday: Kristin’s funeral in the morning. I’d be happy to smoke myself stupid, cuddle and make love. I think my boyfriend will want to go out.
Friday: drive to t or c and soak in the hot springs
Saturday: Kristin’s funeral in the morning. I’d be happy to smoke myself stupid, cuddle and make love. I think my boyfriend will want to go out.
November 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Feeling like I just want to do what I want to do this weekend without considering what my boyf wants.
Friday: drive to t or c and soak in the hot springs
Saturday: Kristin’s funeral in the morning. I’d be happy to smoke myself stupid, cuddle and make love. I think my boyfriend will want to go out.
Friday: drive to t or c and soak in the hot springs
Saturday: Kristin’s funeral in the morning. I’d be happy to smoke myself stupid, cuddle and make love. I think my boyfriend will want to go out.
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the bricks are alive at this day to testify it;
therefore deny it not.
therefore deny it not.
November 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
the bricks are alive at this day to testify it;
therefore deny it not.
therefore deny it not.
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Very important news everyone
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Very important news everyone
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I’m chilling out relaxing. Last week I had an out of town boss in all week so yeah I’m recalibrating myself today 😂 Mondays were never a day I like to go hard anyways.
November 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I’m chilling out relaxing. Last week I had an out of town boss in all week so yeah I’m recalibrating myself today 😂 Mondays were never a day I like to go hard anyways.
The little miracles
November 10, 2025 at 11:06 AM
The little miracles
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Saint Casilda in 1630, clad in some really A+ textiles & painted by Francisco de Zurbarán. Today is his birthday.
November 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Saint Casilda in 1630, clad in some really A+ textiles & painted by Francisco de Zurbarán. Today is his birthday.
Yay I love it when guys buy me stuff. Even friends ☺️🥰
November 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Yay I love it when guys buy me stuff. Even friends ☺️🥰
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if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.