Oliver Sachgau
osachgau.bsky.social
Oliver Sachgau
@osachgau.bsky.social
Used to be a journalist now I live in fear that my coworkers will find my socials. Canadian in Berlin
brett from canada’s olympic curling team idc how hot you are, if you lose us a medal I will be having words
February 8, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Can someone please check on @okwonga.bsky.social he hasn’t mentioned how Berlin is colder than Ottawa today once.
January 8, 2026 at 10:29 PM
They’re playing pink pony club at the dentist’s office and I can hear the dentist humming along is this a good sign
October 8, 2025 at 9:49 AM
You and I are endgame anyway, Lorcan ❤️
September 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Everyone that found a partner before 2020 won the lottery. It’s bleak out here.
September 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I knew getting back on dating apps after 3.5 years away would suck but my god the apps have gotten really bad haven’t they.
September 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I just asked the woman working at my supermarket where the relish is for a potato salad. She said “you’re not putting that in potato salad,” walked out from behind her counter and made sure I got every single ingredient for a proper East German one.
September 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Between Weapons, 28 Years Later, Sinners and now Alien Earth, I feel like horror fans are eating good
August 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Couple sitting across the aisle from me on this train with a bunch of labubu keychains were watching No Country for Old Men on an iPad. They then started making out while the movie continued playing. I’m not entirely sure I didn’t hallucinate them.
August 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I see this stuff all the time. People arguing basic ideas that have long been figured out by people smarter than them. It’s an epidemic, especially in the corporate world.
July 22, 2025 at 10:08 AM
"The problem is when you get these billionaires who maybe haven’t matured as fast as their finances have, they think these are great ideas, and they push them, and then unfortunately, the rest of us have to deal with them."

www.theverge.com/decoder-podc...
Why tech billionaires want a dictatorship
Guest host Jon Fortt and The Nerd Reich author Gil Duran on the rise of tech authoritarianism.
www.theverge.com
July 22, 2025 at 10:07 AM
So far the three sentences of Polish I have remembered from childhood have been enough to get my train ticket checked and to buy a coffee. Someone please tell my mom so she can finally be proud of me.
July 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I trust you implicitly
July 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
If you wanna talk to the actual godfather of AI talk to Frank Rosenblatt, who created the perceptron, one of the first practical neural networks. You might not reach him though he died in 1971.
The media will literally call anyone "the Godfather of AI." Here's 3 headlines and clips referring to 3 different dudes as the Godfather of AI.

As a media member, I hereby bequeath myself the title of "Godfather of AI." Please direct your questions about how scary AI is to me from now on.
July 9, 2025 at 12:09 PM
There are Mentats everywhere for those with eyes to see.
Staying in a large and busy hotel. On my second morning there the woman who serves all the tables came and brought the coffee I ordered the day before. How did you remember that, I asked, you must have served hundreds of people. She smiled and tapped her forehead. My brain, she said, is a computer.
July 1, 2025 at 11:46 AM
This is a FASCINATING article. Tbh I knew OnlyFans creators were automating messages, but I didn’t realize how broad-based AI support is. I kinda assumed there’d be a stronger anti-AI sentiment in the adult industry. www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
LLMs are optimizing the adult industry
Large language models are helping OnlyFans creators run single-person production studios.
www.theverge.com
July 1, 2025 at 11:28 AM
A few months ago I wrote my first play, a very short one-act horror story. Today I get to see it performed. This is such an incredible feeling.
June 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
It says a lot that an organization that made a big deal out of stopping local endorsements felt so threatened by Mamdani that they basically broke that promise but in a way to keep what I assume they think is plausible deniability.
NYT Editorial board effectively endorses Andrew Cuomo today in the most weaselly possible way. “Don’t rank Mamdani, and it will probably be either him or Cuomo, sooo…”
June 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Topical creams always seem fake to me. You’re telling me I can absorb pain relief through my skin? Ok homeopath
June 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Reposted by Oliver Sachgau
We do know that amateurs can already post their writing right? There's no real barrier to doing that. What this means is that the Washington Post will be selling their brand credibility to anybody with an AI.
June 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Wore a suit for a wedding in Montreal and made sure everyone took enough photos to last me a few years.
June 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Two weeks! Mostly in Ottawa though, MTL just for the weekend
June 1, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Berlin is better as a city but man I missed being around Canadians
June 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I’m in Montreal for the first time in a decade and I am sorry to Berlin but I have a new love.
June 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM