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I draw possums (and sometimes other stuff) (and sometimes they’re naked) children GET OUT 🔞
He/him nonbinary, dissociative system of 5 ish
No longer dying!
He/him nonbinary, dissociative system of 5 ish
No longer dying!
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this is now a
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Can we do this?
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Can we do this?
This isn’t funny or cute :( I’m a bus behavioral expert and they only take this defensive position when they feel threatened :((((
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
This isn’t funny or cute :( I’m a bus behavioral expert and they only take this defensive position when they feel threatened :((((
What I find funnier are the four cars stuck in there
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
What I find funnier are the four cars stuck in there
In classic moron fashion, Trump failed to take the easy way out of this shit by resigning and disappearing from public life, and has instead tied his immunity to the presidency. Once he’s out he’s cooked. He basically has to die in office
November 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
In classic moron fashion, Trump failed to take the easy way out of this shit by resigning and disappearing from public life, and has instead tied his immunity to the presidency. Once he’s out he’s cooked. He basically has to die in office
I want a fancy wheel
Truffe and Mousse running in their new fancy wheel (we use all the squeakross money to buy the ultra fancy wheel...they're addicted and it's SO QUIET)
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I want a fancy wheel
I’m not particularly a “dog person”, the best dog is someone else’s dog, IMO
BUT
Dogs are just chill little guys out experiencing the world a few minutes at a time and I do aspire to that.
BUT
Dogs are just chill little guys out experiencing the world a few minutes at a time and I do aspire to that.
November 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’m not particularly a “dog person”, the best dog is someone else’s dog, IMO
BUT
Dogs are just chill little guys out experiencing the world a few minutes at a time and I do aspire to that.
BUT
Dogs are just chill little guys out experiencing the world a few minutes at a time and I do aspire to that.
There’s no inherent problem with this but there’s a reason that a secret society obsessed with geometry formed out of the bricklayers’ guild (Freemasons)
It’s bc being a skilled mason or even a half-decent mason is actually really hard and requires a lot of institutional knowledge
It’s bc being a skilled mason or even a half-decent mason is actually really hard and requires a lot of institutional knowledge
November 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
There’s no inherent problem with this but there’s a reason that a secret society obsessed with geometry formed out of the bricklayers’ guild (Freemasons)
It’s bc being a skilled mason or even a half-decent mason is actually really hard and requires a lot of institutional knowledge
It’s bc being a skilled mason or even a half-decent mason is actually really hard and requires a lot of institutional knowledge
I mean based on everything I know about the Bible, this follows pretty logically. Like, if you grant the premise, I don’t think the god of the Bible is usually like, super chill about emergent technologies and graven images and stuff.
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I mean based on everything I know about the Bible, this follows pretty logically. Like, if you grant the premise, I don’t think the god of the Bible is usually like, super chill about emergent technologies and graven images and stuff.
I want a gf to fuck me :(
November 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I want a gf to fuck me :(
Someone hold me like this
November 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Someone hold me like this
Shelves are fully stocked
November 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Shelves are fully stocked
Chat why is it so hard to find a woman who will call me a good boy and buy me pretty collars?
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Chat why is it so hard to find a woman who will call me a good boy and buy me pretty collars?
I have 99 problems rn and money would solve 108 of them bc there are some I haven’t even considered yet bc my brain can only hold 99 problems
I have 99 problems right now and money would solve 98 of them.
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I have 99 problems rn and money would solve 108 of them bc there are some I haven’t even considered yet bc my brain can only hold 99 problems
Let me be as clear as possible: [internally contradictory statement]
November 24, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Let me be as clear as possible: [internally contradictory statement]
This is an urgent message to Emanuel Macron: please do not assassinate (or have assassinated) Candace Owens
Unless like, you really have to. Or ig if you’ve already approved it and it would be like, awkward to call it off, I don’t wanna put you through that.
But otherwise, it would be bad.
Unless like, you really have to. Or ig if you’ve already approved it and it would be like, awkward to call it off, I don’t wanna put you through that.
But otherwise, it would be bad.
November 23, 2025 at 10:40 AM
This is an urgent message to Emanuel Macron: please do not assassinate (or have assassinated) Candace Owens
Unless like, you really have to. Or ig if you’ve already approved it and it would be like, awkward to call it off, I don’t wanna put you through that.
But otherwise, it would be bad.
Unless like, you really have to. Or ig if you’ve already approved it and it would be like, awkward to call it off, I don’t wanna put you through that.
But otherwise, it would be bad.
Officer, this poster has clearly been exposed to too much internet
Simply being "owned" isn't "horrific" (all wives were "owned"), or do you not believe providing "safe haven" was a form of protection?
By that standard, the Van Daan family that hid the family of Anne Frank were subjecting them to "horrific mistreatment." 🤦
By that standard, the Van Daan family that hid the family of Anne Frank were subjecting them to "horrific mistreatment." 🤦
November 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Officer, this poster has clearly been exposed to too much internet
This is one of my favorite little guys ever. 172 grams of : )
November 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
This is one of my favorite little guys ever. 172 grams of : )
My double decker lettuce sandwich :(
November 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
My double decker lettuce sandwich :(
Another good example of a simple way to draw them: I barely differentiate at all between the front and back of the ear bc they’re the same color, I put a little bit of fluff at the base but not inside. The exact shape I used is based more on shape theory than what they look like.
November 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Another good example of a simple way to draw them: I barely differentiate at all between the front and back of the ear bc they’re the same color, I put a little bit of fluff at the base but not inside. The exact shape I used is based more on shape theory than what they look like.
The lizards outside are free, you can just take them
November 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The lizards outside are free, you can just take them
Chat should I get a cloak? And what color?
November 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Chat should I get a cloak? And what color?
Watching an interview of Mamdani, interviewer uses tbh, a $20 word, it’s a good one, and Mamdani stops him and says “I gotta be honest with you, I have no idea what that means.”
November 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Watching an interview of Mamdani, interviewer uses tbh, a $20 word, it’s a good one, and Mamdani stops him and says “I gotta be honest with you, I have no idea what that means.”
If not puppy then why puppy
November 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
If not puppy then why puppy
If someone were asking me if I’d rather have a rock hopper or raw copper, it would be kinda hard to answer them.
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
If someone were asking me if I’d rather have a rock hopper or raw copper, it would be kinda hard to answer them.