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@oscaropossum.bsky.social

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I draw possums (and sometimes other stuff) (and sometimes they’re naked) children GET OUT 🔞 He/him nonbinary, dissociative system of 5 ish No longer dying!

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Oscar @oscaropossum.bsky.social · Aug 30

ITS THAT TIME AGAIN (the time where I’m out of money and feel bad asking my family for support)

COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!

Reply or DM if you’re interested, more information below!

Oscar @oscaropossum.bsky.social · 19h

Being an atheist is an admission that we DONT have the answer to life’s deepest questions, rather than trying to fill them with fairytales.

I can’t tell you where the universe came from, I can tell you for sure that a unicorn did not sneeze it out.

hobgoblin of spooky mind @bigblueguitar.bsky.social · 20h

AFAIC, being an atheist is an inherently arrogant position; it presumes an individual has the answers to some of our deepest questions. It's the mirror to deists who revile secular humanism. I consider being an agnostic the only respectful position for a nonreligious person: I doubt, but don't know

Oscar @oscaropossum.bsky.social · 20h

YOU RAISE ME UUUUUPPPP

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random videos with breakcore @memesbreakcore.bsky.social · 3d

Oscar @oscaropossum.bsky.social · 1d

THEY DID THAT ON PURPOSE I STG

Oscar @oscaropossum.bsky.social · 1d

Oh lawd he snackin

Oscar @oscaropossum.bsky.social · 1d

I will say tho, the nicest, tastiest weed I’ve ever had was from some company with bougie dark green and gold packaging.

Oscar @oscaropossum.bsky.social · 1d

Keep weed weird

Our only defense as stoners against the corporations, like the furries, is to remain unpaletable to the corpos.

Gimme your Gorrila Piss 69, your Lazer Pussy, your Plant Dick Prerolls.

Oscar @oscaropossum.bsky.social · 1d

Random videos with breakcore my beloved

random videos with breakcore @memesbreakcore.bsky.social · 1d

Oscar @oscaropossum.bsky.social · 1d

Cardiac age of a 65 year old in 1217 BCE, in the caucus mountains

Oscar @oscaropossum.bsky.social · 1d

Fully semiautomatic trans mission

Oscar @oscaropossum.bsky.social · 1d

Simply bite the work

Oscar @oscaropossum.bsky.social · 1d

The little fluffy three eyed guys from Chicken Little were great for that, the way they cycled their eyes around to emote and stuff

Oscar @oscaropossum.bsky.social · 1d

1939: invasion of Poland
2025: invasion of Portland

Oscar @oscaropossum.bsky.social · 1d

NVIDIA is larger than the entire pharmaceutical industry. The US economy rn is literally “when we calculated the GDP, we mistakenly included Graphics Card Georg, who consumes 1 billion graphics cards per year. He is an outlier and skewed the data.”

Oscar @oscaropossum.bsky.social · 1d

Sanderson Extended Universe with no satisfying endings until Part 7 where all the threads are tied together

Oscar @oscaropossum.bsky.social · 2d

We have Vice, who’s like, enough of a tough guy to get 99.99% of people off our back.

But the idea of the big sleeping hyena def aligns with Sloth. He’s v big but v sleepy and he kinda represents “well, if you go to sleep, things can’t get *worse*.”

Oscar @oscaropossum.bsky.social · 2d

📂 me when i feel very fragile and then someone says something rude and Vice snaps back at them

Oscar @oscaropossum.bsky.social · 2d

“Isn’t this plainly illegal?” Yeah but who’s gonna enforce that? Trump term one was “is anyone gonna stop me?” and the answer was no.

Oscar @oscaropossum.bsky.social · 2d

Wow what does this taste like oh finger ok cool

Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 2d

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Kenza @kenzamaka.sheath.church · 28d

Oscar @oscaropossum.bsky.social · 3d

📂 haha hah ha…

🔞 Napkin @napsinner.bsky.social · 3d

Dont wish your life away.

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🔞 Napkin @napsinner.bsky.social · 3d

Dont wish your life away.

Oscar @oscaropossum.bsky.social · 3d

Medium sized if true

Oscar @oscaropossum.bsky.social · 3d

You’re telling me this for the first time

Oscar @oscaropossum.bsky.social · 3d

Communism is when dog AND cat