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Mountain Dew Baja Blastomycosis @outrageous.bsky.social · 2h

Today is a hard day for a lot of reasons I can’t share

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Mountain Dew Baja Blastomycosis @outrageous.bsky.social · 3h

Bela Lugosi’s dead??!!

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 4h

Traditional liberal multi colored front yard sign but it reads

IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE:

YOU BETTER HAVE A FUCKING WARRANT
YOU BOOTLICKING NAZI SCUMBAGS
YOU'RE LUCKY MY GRANDFATHER ISN'T HERE
ALL COPS ARE BASTARDS
ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
KINDNESS IS EVERYTHING

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Mountain Dew Baja Blastomycosis @outrageous.bsky.social · 3h

Kpop sleep paralysis demon

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Mountain Dew Baja Blastomycosis @outrageous.bsky.social · 3h

Use LinkedIn as a Rolodex and don’t ever log in otherwise. It is the only way. They will never give you a “contact list only” light diet website. It will always be riddled with syphilis

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Mountain Dew Baja Blastomycosis @outrageous.bsky.social · 3h

Sunk cost fallacy campaign is DOA 🪦

Mountain Dew Baja Blastomycosis @outrageous.bsky.social · 3h

“Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.”

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Mountain Dew Baja Blastomycosis @outrageous.bsky.social · 4h

he was of course enraptured watching it

Mountain Dew Baja Blastomycosis @outrageous.bsky.social · 4h

My young relative is being raised by a dad who scowls when he plays with dolls, so I like to think that showing him k pop demon hunters on the sly will make it easier for him to get along with the girls in his class

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Mountain Dew Baja Blastomycosis @outrageous.bsky.social · 4h

I mean is it not obvious

Mountain Dew Baja Blastomycosis @outrageous.bsky.social · 4h

Jd Vance is dipping his weird little wiener into Erica Kirk and is going to try and make her First Lady. He’s gonna dump Usha Vance. Mark my words

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Mountain Dew Baja Blastomycosis @outrageous.bsky.social · 4h

Occasionally some clip automated account posts one of those baby pics and I get to think about what that kid is doing nowadays

Mountain Dew Baja Blastomycosis @outrageous.bsky.social · 4h

I love all the old nerds of yore who put pics of their babies on random clipart CDROMs

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Mountain Dew Baja Blastomycosis @outrageous.bsky.social · 4h

ive seen a bunch of posts on the ice_ero subreddit where they’re discussing when and how to give notice at work without communicating that it’s to go be a Nazi

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Mountain Dew Baja Blastomycosis @outrageous.bsky.social · 4h

lol I wonder if they’re preparing them on how to handle dance offs

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Mountain Dew Baja Blastomycosis @outrageous.bsky.social · 4h

Do you think that kid is an adult with bluesky now

Mountain Dew Baja Blastomycosis @outrageous.bsky.social · 4h

I’m fine with this, fashion is a man’s game anyway

Mountain Dew Baja Blastomycosis @outrageous.bsky.social · 4h

I hope Tesla vehicles record the shit I say out loud to myself when I park next to them

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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 4h

I use Claude (an AI) to scan my posts for spelling and grammar errors. On the most recent post (about the East Wing, link below), I got a really amazing addendum.
www.pbump.net/o/yes-most-a...

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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 19h

LOL LMAO BASEBALL

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Mountain Dew Baja Blastomycosis @outrageous.bsky.social · 19h

hahahhaha baseball

Mountain Dew Baja Blastomycosis @outrageous.bsky.social · 21h

I forgot I wasnt playing Balatro until I saw this and now I’m playing Balatro

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Mountain Dew Baja Blastomycosis @outrageous.bsky.social · 22h

This is like the worlds biggest “waiting for grandpa to die“ family get together. We’re all just sitting there looking at our hands while he wheezes in half slumber

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tl;dr 🦇 swinton @magicscience.info · 23h

that’s right beg you miserable worm

Printout on a shrink wrapped pallet of a sweaty bald man on his knees praying. It says DO NOT STACK ON THIS PALLET!

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Mountain Dew Baja Blastomycosis @outrageous.bsky.social · 22h

This is low quality bait on their part